doctor we had to remove your colon me why despite over a decade of medical experience and probably the decade of medical education before then some memes go over my head I don't get it what do you mean and it's painful to watch also kind of funny so enjoy this amazing compilation that my editing team put together that I'm not so happy about PE feeling great since my kidney transplant my kidney transplant the kid knee transplant that's a foot Dasani I don't get it that's an that's oh that's a KN when you ask them if they're just having a seizure but they just spasm on the ground instead of answering you all right then keep your Secrets what I don't get it what do you mean when people have a seizure they can't answer you buddy they can't speak they lose control that's what a seizure means I don't get it humans born in a hospital bears born in the safety and warmth of a den giraffes are giraffes born in the neck why why are giraffes born so high up doc so what's wrong with me I'll give you a hint say two more five times fast say two more five times fast two more two more you don't need a parachute to go skydiving you need a parachute to go skydiving twice cuz the first time I don't get it do you need a parachute to jump out of an airplane no well yes do you need one to jump out of oh cuz you yeah to me need is equatable with life so without life you can't need misinformation that's some good news for you I would help but tide by tide to tide hand my hands are tight music makes you caps lock shift control alt delete what music makes you lose control but music also makes you ASD zxe W you looking kind of axc you've heard of elf on a shelf oh boy memes that require me to guess hold on a second a flagella on a sperm a sperm Jella Ella sperm sperm face sperm hair face Medusa sperm elf on a shelf sperm on a worm no worms on a worms out a sperm no worms out a sperm what kind of hair is that afro yeah the characteristic of an afro is that it is what curly and how you get curly hair uh you put curlers in it Cur curly [Music] hold on a second I'm going to get it y it's a peros sperm that's my guy that's my boy roses are red it's hot like hell mitochondria it's the energy center of the cell so it's like roses are red it's hot like hell the energy center of the cell chai child pothole pole s it out children or Chipotle like whether or not you want to have children or Chipotle that's right basically do you want a food baby or real baby you need to take one of these this pills every day for the rest of your life him but there's only three pills doctor exactly does that mean he's going to die you heard of elf on a shelf now get ready [Music] for a tractor elf on a shelf a tractor a flagella is that a microbe I don't know what it is oh heliobacter on a tractor you got that Helio Bor on the tractor I'm going to change it and give you that intrinsic factor oh I'm feeling quite God I hate these Lassie sassy what is that image of broken Paul it's a lassie is a dog is that a lemon is that a broken lemon unwell cuz the dog saves someone that falls in a well what no no not even close God I wish I knew what this ball was is that a turnip is that a food is that a papaya no is it a fruit yes onion onion it's not a mango but it's another fruit that starts with m me melon that's a melon that's a diseased melon I'm feeling quite Melancholy there you go you are fantastic I know it took you a while to get it so I'm going to give you a chance to laugh keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain due to all the endorphins endorphins I was like 2 seconds too late there's definitely endorphins there's definitely some kind of visual effect of the lights and the fish and and all the stuff the colors my face when I've been admitted and someone tells me to get well soon what doc are you saying I should touch myself whenever I feel like it no Jeff I said you could have a stroke at any time I don't get the joke Doc are you saying I should touch myself whenever I feel like it no Jeff I said you can have a stroke at any time if you didn't get it by now you're not going to get it just move on to the next meme I know you don't have a choice cuz I control the length of the video but either way just wait until for me to finish this monologue and then the next meme will start then we could continue on with the joke okay I'll see you on the next meme having too much sex can cause memory loss I read it on page 37 in a medical journal in November 2006 at 4:19 p.m. first of all how multi-talented are you reading a journal while fornicating that's impressive very impressive also maybe dangerous be safe but I get it that he was having while reading it time out time out Dr Brain I think what this is saying our gentleman with the blacked out name has pristine memory because he's not engaged in these types of activities which is fine but clearly his memory is quite good I would like to see this article though we could do a Wednesday checkup on it are you able to assist me with arithmetic the answer is unknown I feel sadness and lack understanding we can feel that together did you complete this course many revolutions ago are the memories of the course turning so far only the emotions get it do you get it no huh you don't get it no I don't when a patient comes in with something in their rectum and you ask how it got there I love that there's an Eiffel Tower also it's the wrong there on the rectum I'm a grammar police person was there something I missed yeah you notice something the patients rectum and you would ask them how did it get there what would they say I fell and what's the image of isil ah when someone asks what the capital of Russia is Moscow Moss cow I was like oh it's cuz it's a cow no it's cuz it's a moss cow woo we're halfway there W ah this is one of those memes isn't it a lemon pear a pear on a lemon lemon on a pear lemon Top Lemon pear top pear Top Lemon uh lemon head Citrus Citrus sweet sour sweet kids what are they called sour sweets Sour Patch sour P Sour Patch Kids you you messed up everything hold on a second this has something to do with the song We there we're almost there I don't know the you actually already said the answer so the song goes whoa we're halfway there whoa we're living on a pair four a lemon on a Paar there we go yeah last week at the drug store someone threw a bottle of fish oil supplements at me luckily my injuries were only super fish oil superficial there you go I tried so hard and got so far but in the end clown egg 2 468 10 gas liquid Sal man this is one of those that I'm not going to get Sam's going to laugh you're going to laugh and it's all at my expense you you Dozen 2 4 6 8 10 even states of matter in the end it doesn't even matter oh there you go okay so it's the Lincoln Park right but why is that oh it cuz it's the clown Mike I'm having problems with my hearing can you describe the symptoms Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy I'm having problems with my hearing can you describe March has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy the symptoms sound like simps but apparently a medical education doesn't prepare you to understand jokes like this so I failed you you've heard of Elf of a shelf but have you heard of esophagus pharaoh coph of esophagus sarcophagus sarcophagus that's what it is that's cute what are the results doctor you have tunnel fion that's pretty good it's not what it is that's pretty good it's a tunnel and there's fish tunnel fishing what kind of fish I don't you think I know what kind of fish that is can you take a guess of some fish types salmon tuna tunnel catfish tunnel carpal tunnel it's a carp carps tunnel fishing I think is better tunnel fish it is a better this is one shame to the medical profession such unprofessional handwriting unprofessional that's fire are you kidding me that's why it's unprofessional oh true you get it and you're disapp I get it Mr sippy and his [Music] wife am I supposed to find this one funny yeah say it out loud Mr sippi and his wife who's his wife Mississippi a Mississippi got it not MediCal at all I honestly deserve to be cancelled for that I Got Ants yeah but my ants are taller than yours yeah well got a tube of glue and I have an entire tint of it I got bread H you win I can't handle that with my gluten and taller [Music] ants I I think I need to be either drunk to read this can't handle that with my gluten intoler an stop laughing s this is are they ants on something do the items have a connection bison kit let me know when you need a Lifeline I can't handle that with my glutin and taller ants dude I can't I give up what is it okay um uh who can't eat bread Celiac because Celiac people are because they have inflammation their I don't know what's the question we're so close bread contains wheat you can't eat bread because it contains gluten okay yeah H you win I can't handle that with my gluten and toolerance intolerance wow who came up with that there's no normal person that's thinking about ants glue and bread since I know you enjoy compilations how about one of my favorite compilations reacting to House MD him and I are about to battle like rap battle but medical rap battle click here to check that out as always stay happy and healthy