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Doctor Reacts to: ABSURD MEDICAL MEMES EP. 5

who's ready for medical meme review episode 5. [Music] when your family asks you how school the dog is adorable first of all nobody wants to hear it they ask you being polite but then if you start telling them about your anatomy lab your omt lab your boards that are coming up people are just like doctor can you show me where the pain is coming from me shows a text that has been seen with no reply if i'm struggling in a relationship i'll just show a text from my ex and i'd be like sadness it's probably better that doctor strange became a superhero because his sterile technique is cringe-worthy oh i'm excited [Music] to strange oh did he touch his face mask after washing dr strange that is a no-no some girl at my college came to the chemistry lab wearing flip-flops the instructor made her do this always use protection folks and i'm not talking about condoms well i am talking about condoms but i'm also talking about your feet if you spill hydrochloric acid you will burn your foot your feets do not burn your feet when you cannot mentally take in any more information so you resort to physically transferring doctor i've got some bad news me lay it on me gently doctor okay knock knock me who's there herpes here's the deal with herpes you shouldn't try and get it but if you get it it's not the end of the world a lot of people think herpes is some sort of deadly illness for the huge majority of the time it has no bearing on your life outside of some discomfort or physical symptoms or a rash popping up when surgery turns up the jam in the or [Music] yo surgery room gets lit fifty dollars to walk in the door prescribes green tea with lemon and honey i just paid a copay for you to tell me to drink honey my grandma told me i can have honey what did you go to school for i just saved you unnecessary antibiotics that had you have taken unnecessarily for your viral illness you would have then developed diarrhea down here possibly a rash up here possibly anaphylaxis in here which means your throat closes and you end up here putting on gloves alone in front of other doctors when you're alone your palms aren't sweating when you walk into the surgery room the or as a new student and you haven't been there a lot your palms just start spraying sweat like it's sprinkler fluid sprinkler fluid i remember when i was a resident i was nervous doing a procedure and i was putting on the gloves in front of a patient it looked like it was my first time putting on the gloves the patient was probably like dude this guy doesn't know how to put on gloves i'm not getting sick during my p's rotation [Music] i remember i'm on my on p's in the hospital and i'm doing my rounds and i'm all cheery and i'm like okay little baby say ah and just as they say ah the baby goes right into my mouth i tasted the baby's saliva and they had kaksaki it's a virus doctor his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy just vomit on the sweller already did you just quote eminem ma'am your husband's alcohol problem is not a joke on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the hulk okay oh yeah didn't james charles just yo james charles got demonetized for some craziness for singing like womp womp yo m please we have a lot in common i'm from russia you're from detroit i'm white you're a white you rap i don't don't demonetize me bruh when you're attending gives incorrect instructions but you really want a letter recommendation you have to figure out a way to tell them that you don't think it's right or what you've read is wrong trying to learn a new skill in medicine go ahead okay now listening open up please me sometimes i get sick that's really funny i like this one this one makes me happy i don't know why but yeah it's okay to get sad you only appreciate the sunrise when you've seen the sunset me i think i have cancer doctor it's all in your head phew a bunch of tumors all in your head yeah that's a meme your patient drinks smokes consumes six cups of coffee daily has diabetes high cholesterol bmi of 40 bp 160 over 110 doesn't adhere to his meds but it takes a daily multivitamin why are you still alive i don't know if any of you have ever uh heard of house of god it's a great book samuel shem it always talks about the unhealthiest people living the longest it feels like they never croak their blood pressure is poorly controlled they're overweight they don't take their medications appropriately but then they're like oh but i take my flintstones daily vitamin when you scrub in for the first time and walk up to the up operating table like i'm not sure what to do with my hands honestly it's true because you have to keep your hands like this or like this or like this because you can't drop them too low because that area is not sterile you can't put them on your face because that's not sterile so you have to like keep everything like this and if you sneeze you have to sneeze forward the worst thing that you can do is turn to the side and sneeze because that all the sneeze stuff all the sneeze stuff all the sneeze particles comes out onto the patient from the side of your mask texas 14 year old virgin falls pregnant after flu shot hell no why myself or my kids will never get the flu shot one of the many reasons what unless you're dating a guy and you've nicknamed him flu shot ain't no way a flu shot's getting you pregnant baby boo nurse you may not feel anything from the waist down him just then [Music] what oh i would have written this meme as you may not feel anything from the waist down and i want to say is him wanna bet you you are the mother you are great you are magnificent you can do whatever you want to do in this world get your mother shine on today because you can't i'm officially changing my alarm clock to that because we all need a little inspiration in the morning this isn't just for healthcare work many top scientists are on the autism spectrum so technically autism causes vaccines what movie is this from with the rock this looks old school but yeah no it doesn't mike carbs are bad for you also mike eats their eggs dude keto for 30 days with no carbs no sugar was tough so when i finish keto when i get a package of kinder eggs you best bet i'm gonna go in so do you like touch my balls first or how does this work steve i'm your dentist hold on a second this picture is not accurate why does he have a stethoscope doctor it's okay your wife's in a better place heaven my apartment oh my god when the parents refuse all vaccines and the newborn screening because they're all natural but then demand the circumcision i love this guy's meme face i don't know what's been going on with circumcision lately being in the news everyone's talking about it there's a huge uproar there are health benefits to getting a circumcision there are health risks to getting a circumcision the health benefits are pretty few and far in between but if some people for religious reasons want to get one and there are some health benefits we do do them let's make a circumcision video no wait that sounds bad let's make a video discussing circumcision i pass this every day and it always seems like someone caught in a lie where do you work oh the medical building oh what's the address one two three four five jeez what do you do there it's the surgery center i didn't even see the one two three four five that's crazy sure you're a doctor then how do you explain all your free time that's a question i can relate to making youtube videos going on television i mean ryan seacrest the other day was like are you a real doctor michael strahan's like are you a real doctor yes i'm a real doctor board certified family physician here what's up y'all other students how are rotations going what i say living the dream what i mean doctor any drugs patients in the yard nope i'll have young folks come in and they look like they just came from a rave concert from ultra coachella burning man whatever it is and they're like i don't feel good doc and i'm like well tell me what's been going on would you oh i just came back from this concert we were raving all weekend well did you do any drugs no did you drink any alcohol no tell me let's talk about it how can i help you if i don't know the truth vaccines cause adults i'll take all the immunity you got thanks fam i would wear that shirt vaccines cause adults you know what's funny i could totally see an anti-vaxxed person seeing that be like oh my god you believe in that too when the patient's blood pressure is off so the tending asks you to take it manually thinking it will somehow be more accurate it's so easy to check blood pressure you should know how to do it do not lose your art of the physical exam do you need another stool sample doctor i didn't even ask for the first doctor your wife is pregnant no she isn't i was wearing a condom yeah but i wasn't why are all the things about doctors cheating with their patients wise i understand ask yourself is she actually thick or is she just suffering from lumbar doses whenever you say lordosis or kyphosis that's actually the curvature of the spine and if you have extra kyphosis or extra lordosis it accentuates that curve doctor you're gonna be a vegetable for the rest of your life patient i'm vegan so that's amazing speaking of vegan i'm about to make a 30-day vegan video shh can't believe i'm doing it i'm giving up the meats vegetables i'm coming for you memes are great but have you seen my take on youtube challenges click here for that bad boy stay happy and healthy

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