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Doctor Reacts To Awkward Medical Memes Ep. 16

three two one medical meat review family members hey you're basically a doctor can you check this out for me me a first year med student oh there's an arm missing now this is a story all about how my life got twisted turned upside down these are maneuvers that we do to actually try and expedite the baby turning to be non-breach meaning head down but it's funny that they uh through a little will smith action there prince of bel-air what is it gallbladder can't you see i have a lot to do i make these you made stones you're just supposed to hold what i give you get out go on i make these oh this is the cutest thing ever oh whenever they personify organs and make them cute like this it makes me want to hug them especially when they make these harry potter and the covet 19 test oh my god this is a scene from harry potter right this is like the giant where are my potter fans at look at my glasses should i do them what house do i belong in it's exactly what i was afraid of what skeletons i have some bad news for you you you know what you have inside of you don't tell anybody that i told you this a freaking skeleton isn't it i can only say that because i'm a doctor and i know america leads the world again snack masks packing from the go easily fits one hot dog with buns small bag of chips if you laugh you probably have no friends caution wet floor i remember when i grew up i had a shirt that said i have lots of friends you just can't see them for the anyone who doesn't know this is h2o these are little molecules h2o molecules when the sun gives someone skin cancer from 152 million kilometers away meet the sniper is the sun 152 million kilometers away is that is that an accurate fact 91.4 million oh 91.4 million miles is the same as 152 million kilometers you know this yeah i just did the conversion 147. well i you know i i did an average the sun is a sniper but it's also a giver like of life wow i was unprepared me what can i do to get healthier doctor doctor use a bicycle and cut the carbs meat oh that's good when i was 10 years old we bought skateboards not for our feet but for our fingers and we would do cool tricks with our fingers and then when we got bored of those we got bmx bikes that we again rode with our fingers [Music] when a patient comes in with something in their rectum and you ask how it got there i know that there's an eiffel tower also it's the wrong there on the rectum i'm a grammar police person is there something i missed yeah you noticed something that patients rectum and you would ask them how did it get there what would they say i fell and what's the image of isil ah her i only date doctors me touche dr pepper why do doctors hit our knees with that hammer it's simple we get a kick out of it funny never stand or sit in front of a patient when you do that especially as a male physician it's very easy for them to be like a little bit hyperactive or nervous and go wham pentagon hexagon octagon patient gun that is not true you can revive a patient from asystole which is also known as flatline and you know how you do that it's not shocking the patient it's chest compressions chest compressions chest compressions and perhaps a little epinephrine what gives people power money status mitochondria i love that it's posted and read it technically the truth mitochondria really is the energy center of the cell yes i'm gonna keep saying that i'm sorry when your patient's heartbeat is fire so you let the whole squad listen oh those are dope beats by the way this is how people studied back in the day i just don't know why all these doctors are so elderly but the young doctors listen cheese meat doesn't eat all day me having one sip of wine yeah if you don't eat it's really easy to get overly drunk like very very easy if you eat a heavy fat meal before you drink it slows the absorption of the alcohol and as a result you don't absorb it readily into your blood and you have a lower blood alcohol content as a result therefore you um don't get as drunk when they tell you you look just like your mind the funny thing this has been pulled up on my computer for a minute and i did not even make eye contact with the mother and who's this other person hugging the baby that also looks like a child am i dying we're all dying just at different speeds but what about me you're like the usain bolt dying elevate oh that's so mean you know what's funny part of my uh medical program in overlook family medicine when i was a resident was to go to the metropolitan museum of art and we would look at paintings and talk about their medical aspects they're human aspects you cannot lose weight on a starvation diet i went 30 40 minutes nothing interestingly enough and i'm gonna get medical here don't mind me holding a piece of my camera equipment here the reason why starvation diets don't work is one they don't last second fat literally has a mind of its own and your own body has a mind of its own so if you start starving yourself your metabolic rate will drop therefore you'll burn less calories throughout the day to try and conserve energy and keep the fat on your fat is smart it's going to try and survive and thrive basic pokemon dr mike i love that they use this image of all images attack is p whoop or two attacks is chest compressions a human pokemon commonly found sporting a snug-fit shirt and a smile can debunk fake medical news and prescribe potions to sick pokemon this is actually well made i dig this why would a fly land on something like this rats should be ashamed for falling for this trap bears this is ridiculous this must be med school is not a trap i think med school is an amazing place to go if it's right for your soul and the only way you know it's right for your soul is to know yourself and i have that tattooed on my body and i'm going to constantly say it over and over again before you do anything in this life know thy self no you can't just hijack my cell membrane and force me to make copies of you ha ha protein printer goldberg for those of you who don't know this is the covid19 vaccination mrna process where we actually code for the mrna spike protein that's found on covid19 we then put it in a lipid encapsulated membrane we shoot it into your cell and then your cells like oh you can hijack me and i'm just gonna make copies of you and then your cells realize oh no this is not our own cells let's kill it and create a defense to it and now you're protected from covet 19 without actually getting covet 19 or being exposed to covet 19 hashtag science dr mike don't use q-tips in your ear me fights the urge for three hours don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it oh no ah there's so much wrong with this picture man not only do i have like salad in my mouth there's dressing all over my lips my chest hair sticking out the microphone lapel mic is visible i'm wearing that dirty apron at least my hair looks decent ugh and then i said [Music] i've not progressed from my writing style since fifth grade i've been getting by on the excuse that it's doctor's handwriting no folks it's bad children's handwriting that i never practice and now with computers and cell phones i have an excuse not to normal appendix inflamed appendix ruptured appendix acute appendix this is really good i like that oh i mean not all for someone who has a ruptured appendix how come after like age 26 your body starts to make clicking sounds when you stretch is that the warranty expiring it's most definitely the warranty expiring although i wouldn't say 26 i would probably raise that's like 28. i'm 31 i'm definitely starting to feel it one of the main reasons i feel it is because my 16 year old nephews are starting to get close to beating me in basketball and that's a problem [Music] what y'all call this mouth chandelier although i'll be worried about those tonsils there's some serious crypts in there where stones can form also known as tonsil stones karen with her essential oils i don't fear you coronavirus i talk smack about essential oils when it comes to making false claims but guess what i have essential oils all over my apartment there's a diffuser that sprays oh it's a nebulizer sorry a nebulizer that nebulizes i have those diffusers that like you put the little reeds in i like essential oils which is weird to be at war with them but i'm only at war with the essential oils that claim to be healing when they're not really healing the coronavirus doesn't care if you smell like lavender me my online classes tasks dr mike vlogs yeah sorry pam if you had a good laugh check out me reacting to medical scenes from the simpsons or my 12 year old nephew roasting me while we build a lego hospital which one are you watching as always stay happy and healthy

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