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Doctor Reacts To Cartoon Network Medical Scenes

Nickelodeon South Park Simpsons family guy we watched a lot of cartoons for their medical accuracy but now we're about to watch Cartoon Network let's get started what are these strange protrusions those protrusions might be chickenpox caused by the virus varicella oh and they're itchy that looks like chickenpox you want to avoid scratching chickenpox because then what you can do is create a bacterial infection on top of the chickenpox what does this box of the chicken can we change smallpox and chickenpox away from using the word pox I don't like pox it actually sounds like what the sound a chicken makes well a long time ago a group of evil contaminated chickens escaped from jail why did the chickens have to be in jail though and started to break into children's houses where they pecked away leaving huge itchy pimples and if you scratch them they all turn into an evil contaminated chicken why do you have to be evil I guess because you're pecking your kids at night okay fine you know they actually used to have chicken pox parties back in the day they would gather the kids into the room when one had chickenpox and they would have them all get at the same time because chickenpox in adulthood is much worse than it is when you're a child I do not want to be any evil contaminated the chicken Who Wants to Be an evil contaminated chicken [Music] calamine lotion works great here Dexter didn't eat his veggies is that a veggie or is that like a Pine Bush sitting on his thing [Music] what a great Center there's a decrease in my vegetable area in order to change this situation I must alter my Atomic DNA structure this requires drastic measures Dexter always is so extra like does it like veggies starts creating device to radiate his tongue to create a better sensation for peas decided to deploy a original [Music] wants to eat veggies to decrease risk of cancer creates device to make veggies taste better ends up with cancer we should create a meme I never know why in cartoons whenever there's radiation they showed the x-rays as if like we with our eyes can see through people when they're radiated that's not how it works there's been people who've been exposed to acute radiation poisoning like those who are involved with like nuclear waste and Chernobyl and such they might get really bad Burns but they don't become see-through Dexter you know if you want to eat more veggies you could just do the same thing that I did with Ryan Trahan when I donated a hundred thousand dollars to him I got eat your veggies tattooed on his knee I gotta eat your veggies tattooed upside down because Dr Mike was like Ryan you can't keep doing this well eating McDonald's every single day like keep the lettuce on there at least you can do that shout out Ryan Trahan uh you know there's something going on in your stomach region there oh this is nothing it's just Perry Perry is that a Teratoma a tumor that has multiple different cell lines in it by the way when they open teratoma sometimes they find hair teeth all these like weird pieces some people say it's like a retained twin yes my adorable little space parasite oh that's a space parasite see I don't know if that falls under the international classification of diseases that I've studied abnormal growth from the human body need to be investigated because anytime you have unusual abnormal growth that means there's some kind of cellular division happening and that could be a sign of Cancer not necessarily saying everything's cancer but if it's growing it needs to be investigated uh what are you doing apparently I'm making friends thank you a parasitic relationship means that the thing that attaches to the host ends up harming the host for its own benefit on the opposite end a symbiotic relationship is when something attaches to the host and actually helps it and helps itself like those little birds that fly around the hippos they're my favorite example of this this is so great yeah hello share why didn't I get a parasite years ago you know what parasite freaks me out those intestinal worms that live inside your body that end up consuming a lot of the food that you consume and start growing massive massive lengths I've seen the videos of them being taken out of individuals I've never taken one out of my own and boys it's scary we do have medications to poison them and make them fall out of your body man pinworm hookworm just look at the pictures of them the reason we're here is because my mom is having a flatulum transplant today a flatulent transplant does that mean a fart transplant the flatulum is an organ only balloons possess they regulate the airflow through our balloon nuts she couldn't find a compatible donor so I decided to give her one of mine is Alexis sphincter in human terms my dad's a surgeon and was due to perform the operation but you knocked him out when you burst through that door actually family members shouldn't operate on one another they're gonna get emotional they're going to make bad decisions well save your mother no I meant you could just go down the corridor and find another surgeon balloons don't have openings on their mouth so that's not going to do anything those are abnormal rhythms there's a Gasol P wave but the PR interval is quite short there's a QRS complex but then the T wave that's a notch oh my God in Russian if you sneeze after you say something it means which means that you're telling the truth so clearly I'm telling the truth flatulum transplant any ideas try this Elmore biology whoa ice cream cones have ribs they're flatulum transplant whoa I want to label these okay number one I'm gonna call that the brain number two I'm gonna call that kidney no I'm gonna call that double liver number three I'm gonna call the kidney number ten I'm gonna call that the pancreas five stomach four that should be the kidney remember kidneys filter your blood so when people say like I have a detox no no your kidneys are doing detoxing and your liver in your lungs what can you see nothing this guy's full of air let me look the most factually accurate thing that's been said in this entire episode invisible how are we supposed to do this operate oh my God I have a hot take I think this is not that much more medically inaccurate than Gray's Anatomy at least they're doing chest compressions they don't even do that at Gray's Anatomy there's a flat line I think the anesthetics worn off how can he tell my insides are called yeah [Music] thank you [Music] there you go you know we actually do do that when a patient has really bad bleeding I remember a gunshot wound came into one of the local hospitals I was working on a level and Trauma Center and I had to plug his bleeding what are you doing the operation was a complete success dude weren't you wearing a watch they made that joke because some doctors actually drop objects and close the patient up with the objects in but now we do a very thorough count we also don't wear watches when we perform surgeries doesn't mean mistakes don't happen instruments have been left inside patients look at these scans let's start with your symptoms mild fever okay that's a good way to take a temperature glowing pink color to skin I guess that could happen not glowing but pink colored skin could happen and this is your chart there's a clear history of numerous fractures like here on the skull well you know the human skull does have sutures suture lines on it so that's normal you seem to have made a series of miraculous recoveries but that doesn't change the fact that you experienced trauma you've recovered physically but have you recovered mentally that's actually a good question and I'm surprised Cartoon Network's talking about this adverse childhood experiences or childhood trauma can have a lasting impact on how your body responds to stress why is this so good and so accurate it can affect your social emotional and physical development facts when humans are in crisis the brain releases the hormone cortisol I wonder if your body is reacting to a gem equivalent of cortisol oh my God this isn't a doctor at all it's a fax machine hello students well if it ain't Florence dork and Dale and nurse twerpenstein oh that got me eat Smart silly hat day Friday nurse assistant Ed it seems one of our students as you get to get his vaccination why are they trying to vaccinate Kevin only lucky for him today's booster shot day so the reason we give boosters is because when you give a regular vaccine the immune system has a level of response and some require multiple doses in order to keep that response up or to create a lasting response so we call that a booster it's no big deal dude it's just a dumb needle experiencing some hyper perspiration there that's quite concerning stick out your arm you pick baby no way back off man and why does this shot have a golf club at the bottom where are you going to insert that champ I should have known you'd expect I've never seen a human being in the medical profession wear a white coat with a tie over it that is being held on by the ID tag out of all the ridiculous things we're about to see in this Ed Edd and Eddy clip that's the most ridiculous the nurse thanks you Eddie oh yeah what for for helping Kevin conquer his fear of needles by letting him witness the save Administration [Music] oh no you don't not me see as a doctor I get mad at Clips like this because now they're scaring children they're putting in their head that they should be scared of vaccines but they shouldn't be they're very benign and I make it fun like I do the whole airplane thing like this doctor [Music] isn't that bad yes what is that maybe if we draw a little face on it pimple I don't know what I'm looking at is it on the eye is it a stye is it on the lip I love it under control I looked online for natural remedies and I found this route all I have to do is rub it on my face and it'll take the swelling down overnight so you know what that could be that could be a blocked salivary gland and there could be a salivary gland Stone in those cases we actually prescribe a patient to suck on lemon drops because that forces more secretion to come out the treatment is called cyanog cyanog but it doesn't need to be a drug it could just be a lemon drop [Music] what are those are those fingers that reminds me of that clip of the guy looking at the shoes what are those what are you did this doctor princess do you know what it means that she's hooked up to these do you even know what that one does I don't know what any of these things are because I would think that's a respiratory machine but then it has like some sort of like EKG wannabe thing that's not really an EKG there's a toothbrush the patient's not even really intubated I just have a an oxygen mask on and the creepy breathing one and that yucky dripping bag well that drippy bag is probably an IV but it should be a little higher up I'll do anything to help Susan anything yes good because I'm tired of doing double shifts put this on that's not how it works in hospitals although on July 1st when all the new residents come in that is how it works the truth is I'm not technically a doctor I don't even have a medical degree I just came in here one day for an x-ray and my first name is Doctor so so where's the next patient in here doctor my toes taste like candy corn is that bad the fact that you're tasting your toes is probably worse than the fact that it tastes like candy corn whoa how do you feel Ice King looks like those Miracle chiropractors on Tick Tock that are just like oh your allergies are bad fixed it's really over I get this pain in my paw and it just stays in my paw oh my God the fox has a thorn in its paw slash hand because it has fingers ah wow you're a healing genius stock you know what's funny that even bad doctors get a lot of credit because if a bad doctor gives you wrong advice you're still probably gonna heal anyway because the human body is amazing like that so even bad doctors have good outcomes sad to say why is it that whenever I see a food court I get excited I've eaten at the fanciest restaurants in New York City across the world put food courts at malls I Get Hype comment down below what's your favorite type of food Cuisine to get out of food court for me I don't know why Chinese food low mein vegetable fried rice general chicken oh Gerald's house perfect so what can I get you the death sandwich that sounds spicy I'm thinking capsaicin level a billion to receive the death sandwich you must first sign this waiver of death yeah sure why not I don't think you're allowed to sign a paper like that we have to check with legal eagle of course but when it says something like you can't sue me that is not specific enough and too broad to be constitutionally allowable or should I say legally allowable I think that won't hold up in court I think it's that you can't sue me if something negative happens to your health from eating death sandwich then maybe remember if you don't don't eat it right you die yeah yeah I wear molten jean shorts we got it we're in a mall with jean shorts wear a mullet engine looks like it's time for a little payback let's see how they like it when somebody steals their sandwich honestly I think if a gumball machine swallows a piece of gum it does stay in its system for seven years because no one uses gumball machines anymore so maybe that's what grandma was talking about his only chance of survival now is to see my Sensei the Grand Master of death Quanto so he's gonna give him milk he is the protector of the sandwich of Life what's the sandwich of life it is the only known cure for the death sandwich it's like anti-venom one bite from the sandwich will cure him instantly all right let's do this he looks like he's fine though like I don't know how you check the vitals of a gumball machine but he looks fine [Music] come on so weird honestly these days all these like pseudo experts that are selling all their Miracle supplements they should uh just start selling a miracle sandwich call it like a superfood Miracle detox sandwich cure if you like Cartoon Network you gotta check out the Nickelodeon ones and tell me what you think of those click here to check it out as always stay happy and healthy [Music]

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