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Doctor Reacts To Demure Medical Memes

I've reacted to hilarious shocking wild medical memes but lately you've been slacking most of the memes you send me are a little too mindful a little too demure huge thanks to Quest Nutrition for sponsoring today's video hello 911 I am dying 911 let me see what what meme are you looking at guy no I'm literally dying having my ass off tag me and he's playing Solitaire 911 should be talking about memes you have to be supportive but to be supportive could mean that you're sending someone a meme this a deep one do babies grow on their own or do we need to interact with them I forgot to look at the group name and I was genuinely concerned they thought you had to plant them in the soil and allow them to flourish through photosynthesis I turn up music because I'm partially deaf I'm partially deaf because I turn up the music yes yes yes if there was a more accurate meme I don't know the reason this meme is so accurate is because so many of us listen to music on full blast especially with in your headphones audio cancelling noise cancelling headphones so we just hear the music and if you listen to anything over like 60-ish per you're damaging your eardrums look at how quickly you can develop eardrum damage to panic membrane damage based on the decibel and how long you need to be exposed to said sound Peis food grade just Fizz what's Peis is this an actual drink or is it just fizz kinger kerbing I'm confused is it just like is this what people with dyslexia see when they see a Pepsi am I missing something Sam worst pinata ever I just had three of these removed because they were coming for me for those who don't know this is some kind of bee wasp nest beehive wasp hiive is it a wasp Hive or do wasp hives live in beehives do you think a wasp can go and mix it up with a queen bee I think very customized I think queen bee is only interested in one creature herself Jay-Z oh let it sink in let it sink in Queen Bee Beyonce yes worst Pata ever followed by the worst joke ever what the Predator sees after 15 seconds of chasing for those who don't know the Predator can see inside of you thermal imaging so he can catch you in the forest but now it could catch your psoriatic arthritis or rheumatoid arthritis and I say that it's autoimmune arthritis CU it's poly articular which means that it's in multiple joints poly articular stop dieting start farting and that's the way you get ripped just a little gassy monster just like bear y'all ever just say f it and eat it with the shell no I with sunflower seeds maybe but not with the Big Mac paper don't eat paper I had no idea you could buy this I've just been using chocolate and Netflix I've been just using puppy slobber and dog kisses and never hurts to have a good protein chip yeah my head hurts my throat scorched and I have terrible taste in my mouth man we got lit last night also you got carved and if you get carved and lit in the same night medically not compatible with Life this is how you make neon green the neon green the neon green it's the first pun that I got right away Verde Verde Sam Bowers if you're in this Discord your life needs to be consuming Dr Mike videos 24/7 turn it on your phone TVs tablets watches you name it whoa we got mad OA Jones on the Telly Brandon Marshall on the laptopy gaming on the other laptop Cy a little kitty watching Brandon Marshall oh and Mama Dr Jones on the lower laptop and on the iPad we got a medical memes you know what I approve of this image Sam did you really write that I did that's really sweet actually you're fine when I start seeing Christmas decorations in early November seriously don't put Tabasco in your eye cuz it's really going to burn the ksace and doesn't mesh well with the eyes that's why if you're eating like spicy food and you rub your eyes oh boy that's a disaster lots of watering lots of histamine response o oo pain if overthinking was a workout oh my God I would have an eight pack I would have a four head and an eight pack no I would have even like oblique muscles cuz you know sometimes when I get angry you've seen it you've seen that vein come out some people have that Vein on their abdomen too hope everyone is enjoying the long weekend yes yes I see you've been St stabbed yes please help are you sure that's what's causing the problem because I was looking at your BMI is this like a judgment joke oh bear came in come say hi to the meme Community come on oh oh his breath is bad today you can't have my quest protein chip sorry bear not for you not for you I don't understand this meem bear it should have been like please help and it's like oh my God you really do need help yes I've been stabbed oh no I was talking about your BMI that's I just meme fact checked you Elizabeth Stanton SL Elizabeth movies now man night shift is pretty easy Derek age 24 oh my God you could see the wear and tear that waking up at 700 p.m. has caused on Derek not only are there conditions related to working a night shift like night shift work disorder but there's also evidence that those who work night shifts have more health problems s in general if you had a choice and you don't love working night shifts I think the healthier choice is to work during the day but you know there's some services that require someone to be at night and there are certain people who based on their chronotype prefer to be up at night Matthew Walker and I actually talked about this in a whole video Doritos ew as I saw that image I thought about licking my finger and then I was like oh you don't want to do that with the toe sweatier and there's fungi sometimes brother humans I can barely sleep at night also humans before sleeping not just light massive anxiety stimulant substances explosions and Loud Noises naps close to bedtime huge meals these are all things that can hurt a good night's sleep just before you die swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels your cremation will be epic I wonder if that's true probably not cuz I feel like cremation happens at like over 1,000° temperatures and I don't think the popcorn pops then I think it just like shrivels 100% fish-free wild c microplastic not great honestly that's these days is a sad reality that there's a lot of microplastics in the foods we're consuming the solution for which I do not currently have she donated 30 in of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer oh that's nice now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having that's messed up oh I did not feel that Coming Sam did that one burn you uh it burn me cuz of my beard yeah yeah I got I can hang up with it it's a unfair thing for people to write mean things about people's hair color making my famous BBQ dry rub why why are you you I would advise against doing this that's rubber that is not digestible material that can cause an intestinal blockage you know what can happen God I forgot the name of the exact term it's when you get like this constellation of hair maybe other substances that are indigestible and they cause like this Bolis abzor hair mixed with rubber and some other contents is called Azor four sneezes in a row is clout chasing get it together it really is it's not clout chasing it's like attention seeking behavior my brain when I read the word hippocampus facts it's in the brain that's all you need to know you're good otherwise you're good there's a definition if you like to read it but just know that has nothing to do with college and has nothing to do with a hippopotamus having a deconstructed Diet Coke Diet Coke caffeine free with caffeine pills that's a lot that's like the other day I heard someone say like a Napal latte which is like you take a nap and you have an espresso so that when when you wake up from the nap because it takes like 30 minutes for the caffeine to kick in you get like double the rest because your body clears the adenosine which makes you feel more alert and then your body also blocks the Denine receptors with the caffeine as well kind of interesting we'll see the baby in a minute your plan doesn't cover the adree verion ah it's so sad that the EKG strip is so inaccurate and why is there Dynamite behind the EKG well that's a little weird I'm never lonely cuz I got these little guys with me oh you know it happens to me too and I don't even have a good answer floaters I I don't know the little squids that hang out with you medically I'm not saying it right but it's funny if a movie character gets shot here they're required to keep it to themselves for a while later in the movie they must open their shirt jacket revealing an alarming amount of blood followed by another character saying you're hurt this is law how do you not notice getting shot in the Aben it's like one of the most painful places is to have a trauma although you know the retr perenium like that specific area of your abdominal cavity can actually hold a lot of blood without you realizing that the person's bleeding very interesting vitamin B12 intestine intrinsic factor all word you need intrinsic factor to be produced in order for your body to be able to get the B12 and sometimes believe it's called pernicious anemia where you lack intrinsic factor and therefore develop anemia IA due to a lack of B12 should I fact check myself pernicious anemia is a type of B12 deficiency anemia that occurs in the body doesn't produce enough intrinsic factor A protein that helps the body absorb not even a hematologist off the bat knew that it's weird that after 10 years of practicing medicine I'm excited the fact that I knew a fairly common condition fairly common in the sense of like it's tested often I should have known that and I shouldn't be as excited as I am but maybe it's cuz I have enough prot I got my vasectomy done at clares they started with ears and then they went to the vast difference let's just say the work they do at Claire's is vast vastly different than what they used to do with ears now it's not about holes it's about ectomies damn it I couldn't find that Landing really close really close play bells ring are you listening chest is tight nitroglycerin nitroglycerin is a vasod dilator helps open up blood vessels so that you can profuse certain parts of your body that are very important like the heart and we need to give this medication and it's one of the more important times you need to be honest with your doctor and tell them if you're taking SFL also known as Viagra also known as a pd5 inhibitor you know what's not very mindful not very demure this episode of House MD it's literally no no I I don't want to spoil it click here check that out and as always stay happy and healthy [Music]

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