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simpsons check family guy you're next last week's flu scare got me thinking i don't know anything about my genetic makeup or what other illnesses i might be susceptible to you know what's funny about this there's actually a genetic test for dogs i actually did it for bear and roxy turns out they are what we thought they were they were who we thought they were so it made me want to do a 23andme genetic test i think the one i did was called embark i'm predisposed to like caffeine so true that's such a problem with these genetic tests oh my god like so many of them will give you information that is genetically accurate to some degree and then they tell you something that you cannot practically act on at all you know uh we have a higher likelihood that you may uh live five years less than a normal person would okay what do i do with that what uses it to know that you or potentially have a higher risk for alzheimer's disease it's just like flexing the genetic people are like ugh don't have the alzheimer's gene that's good see i knew it and it says i don't have the alzheimer's gene so that's good how would you like to be a male nurse do i get to wear those green pajama clothes all day yes aka scrubs they're not although they are kind of comfy like pajamas today i need you to observe surgery my sister can attach ventricles better than you why are they attaching ventricles of the heart i'm so confused with surgery he was looking at i could have sworn the abdomen was open in that seat there are operating theaters where you can watch operations be performed it's great for residents fellows even other doctors that are trying to learn i don't think they let family members do that i have seen it on grey's anatomy but i've never seen it in real life it goes to show that looks like a weird ecg pattern oh flatline you know what we do chest compressions chest compressions chest compressions code come on you got to live damn it i need you okay those are not those are not good chest compressions remember okay so acls uh advanced cardiac life support would not tell you to punch a chicken in the face just want to put that out for the record what are you doing peter i'm making my own red bull lois can't stop me from experiencing the manic highs and lows my body demands kerosene why is he putting kerosene in it red bull has a lot of stuff in it like 80 milligrams of caffeine chlorine if you want a caffeine boost like just have a cup of coffee it's it's more natural there's actually polyphenols in there because it's plant-based coffee beans are just better for your health at least our research shows that that drink will kill you ryan whatever kills me makes me stronger i think i think he messed that one up see brian i feel great peter peter you alive poison hotline stat by the way did you know that there's a nationwide poison hotline all the toxic chemicals your husband ingested from his homemade energy drink have caused total kidney failure total kidney failure requires dialysis and quickly where you essentially take the blood outside the body clean it and process it the way the kidneys do and put it back into the body we'll put him on a kidney transplant list but that could take months until a donor is found he's gonna have to undergo dialysis treatments three times a week dialysis is there any other way what about me what's the difference between a dog kidney and a human kidney i have no idea like i assume it's similar but i feel like dog kidneys might not last as long i don't know bear i would never harvest your organs i will not ever harvest your kidneys they are yours and even if we are a match i will make sure you get to keep them why are you so messy chances are peter never would have survived the surgery i mean i mean dog kidneys i'm not even sure dogs have kidneys what the dogs have kidneys yes yeah this this is the guy this is what i felt like maybe you put on a few pounds sweetie lois i weigh the same 293 pounds today that i weighed in grade school perhaps it's this lump on the side of your neck sir oh my god peter how long have you had that thing i i don't know we got to go see dr hartman right away quick differential diagnosis cushing's syndrome lipoma soft tissue mask like a sarcoma could it be a lymphoma and he has a swollen lymph node there i guess that's possible as well no you're stupid oh hello griffins what can i help you with today that should be a warning sign if you walk into a doctor's office and they're just yelling at a patient you're stupid dr hartman peter has a huge lump growing on his neck mrs griffin that's called a head i've been fooled by that one before but when you take a look at it i think it might be a tumor okay let's have a look it appears you have a subcutaneous vestigial twin growing on your neck is he saying that it's a teratoma with just by touching it i mean that's very impressive that he was able to diagnose it so much so that it is not real a teratoma is basically a type of tumor that has all sorts of different stem cells in it where they start growing different cell lines like hair teeth muscle you cut it open and there's just like almost a twin in there like it's crazy like you could have human remains almost now hold still i'm just going to give you a little topical anaesthetic and we'll have a closer look what ow that would not you would you'd need injection anesthetic a little lidocaine hi everybody he did a skin flap though that's impressive get up we're late oh he does not look good he looks like he has anemia potentially some dehydration there oh my god jaundice like there's a little yellowing of the eyes how did this happen it's from smoking oh not that bad peter you can't live like this i'm taking you to dr hartman oh i hate the doctor are you sure there are cheez-its in there jesus it's like a vet visit i'm not gonna lie i have some patients that come in and i'm like oh like once last time you were to a doctor they're like you know like three four years uh mostly because i hate going to see the doctor i hate doctors and i'm like hey mr griffin i'm gonna need to ask you a few questions do you think i can jump and touch that pipe up there i don't know why i always used to do that as a kid street signs crosswalk signs scaffoldings was always can you touch that you think you can touch that five bucks if i could touch that dr hartman we're here for you to help peter quit smoking mrs griffin i can't do that it's an addiction oh you gotta do something well we absolutely can do something about that not only do we have behavioral treatment options for it but we have pharmaceutical options for it including nicotine patches oral medications all of them are not right for everybody and you have to do an individual discussion with your doctor to figure out what's right for you and the first step of quitting is contemplating quitting i guess even before that is understanding why quitting is important but dr hartman why did he lose consciousness well keeping in mind the recent behavioral changes you've described i did a cat scan on a dog oh that's actually pretty funny a cat's kid on a dog god we're such nerds however i'm sorry to inform you that brian has a brain tumor oh no so doc um how much jamba juice do i have to drink to cure this um i i've also heard that like crystals exist he's been reading a little bit too much of goop.com do you think the brain tumor might explain why brian's been acting so odd lately hmm well i haven't heard of brains being linked to behavior but i suppose anything is possible well it says here brian's tumor is for office use only ah benign it says benign tumors can either be described as benign or malignant malignant meaning that they're problematic they can spread they can actually cause you to die benign tumors usually the only way they cause a problem is if they can turn malignant or if they become big enough in size where they exhibit mass effect putting pressure on other structures causing them to malfunction is my father gonna be okay it's that house md he's in a coma mrs griffin oh they got gregory house for this wow dr house if you're gonna save this patient you'll need this get this thing out i'm eyesight wait is that not even him is that someone doing his voice really well wait a second how are you gonna play by the rules if you don't have the rule oh yeah my methods are a little unorthodox mr griffin i think i can help oh what are you doing my job sometimes people fake being in a coma this man's not unless of course the first punch knocked him off he literally is the type of doctor that's like all right i think it could be this let's poison the patient and see if they recover and i'm like that's not really how you practice medicine sir i think you should know these growths on your forearms they're giant tumors i just realized popeye was not a healthy character why are the forearms huge and the biceps tiny and then second of all what's with the pipe is he always smoking because that's not healthy no matter how much spinach you eat and the speech thing and what you're doing with your eye uh you had a stroke about seven years ago that would make sense because if you aren't able to open your eye maybe uh [Music] bell's pulse god lost my mind maybe he has bell's palsy that you've managed to be walking around all this time is nothing short of a miracle i'd say about two months i'd say he should stop smoking uh he should go to the gym and meet with the physical therapist and figure out why he's lifting solely with his forearms and not his upper body you should get a vasectomy first of all i don't know what that is and second of all no freaking way peter it's the male equivalent of a woman getting her tubes tied except it's actually a lot quicker and safer let these guys explain [Music] it is and some people say it's reversible but that's not really a good way to think about it while it can be reversed in some cases you should think 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