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Doctor Reacts to: FUNNIEST MEDICAL MEMES!

doctor we couldn't save his hand in the surgery we're sorry woman you said he was gonna be all right well his left hand is gone so he's gonna be all right all right all right [Music] i've heard the topic of meme review get thrown around and i found out that pewdiepie was the one who made meme reviews popular i asked you guys to send me the funniest medical memes all right this is your spine me what the put it back if i come up to my patient i'm like this is your spine and they say put it back i will cry it just it's the it's the truth of the matter when a new patient doesn't remember the names of their medications you got to give them the judgmental justin timberlake guys sleeping positions of different professionals and then the doctor is on call in the er no but seriously i feel like whenever i was on call for a 24 hour shift i would only be in the bed and you can catch me in the bed for like 15 minutes at a time you got targaryen lady daenerys delirious delirious he's refused to call me queen and you have rna and dna rna is single stranded like her hair even though that's not really a single strand but it looks like one and then dna is a double helix well you see doc the problem is obesity runs in my family doctor no the problem is nobody runs near family not everyone's obesity is a result of them being sedentary in fact the biggest problem when it comes to obesity is nutrition i broke my arm in three places doctor well don't go to those places i love it i've made this joke to my patients before i have to admit it they weren't happy with me show up 15 minutes late they cancel your appointment show up on time so doctor you're waiting an hour my man denzel knows what's up we want to give patients the appropriate amount of time that they need for their given appointments right so if you come 15 minutes late you're actually impeding on the time of someone else's appointment you're healthy as a horse me great a horse with cancer what a mean spirit i feel like there should be a horse somewhere in this picture is there one no no horse she's just a little paranoid her shift is quiet and going smoothly so she thinks it's the coming of the apocalypse us healthcare professionals we are superstitious we don't like saying the q word i have said it before i wish i didn't six seven admissions two rapid responses one code blue and obviously i didn't get any sleep and i was like that last meme where the doctor is nodded in his bed performs life-saving 12-hour surgery patient thanks god i want to live to be a hundred years old anti-vaxx mom 3. even yes why is on one hand when i'm in the er i'm saving you and then when your child comes to see me in the office i'm poising them with neurotoxins so i heard that you two finally tied the clot sure did coagulations actually platelets are involved in the clot there's no platelets here actually is that a platelet i don't know it kind of looks like just a red blood cell ever find yourself admiring a stranger's veins so loopy right next to him should be like ronnie coleman if you don't know who ronnie coleman is that's rodney coleman this guy has a garden hoses for veins expectations versus reality going to the doctors with instagram knowledge this is me i can't react to this all people are beautiful headache normal person i didn't sleep well medical student i have intracranial hematoma med students because we're constantly learning about certain illnesses the symptoms at one point or another will match up with something that you're having or experiencing and you think you have the worst possible scenario just because it's like front of mind top tip of tip of tongue front of mind i don't know the expression doctor looks like you don't have any health insurance so we're gonna let you die okay fantastic thank you we don't let our patients die when they don't have insurance in fact in my hospital where i work we have a charity care system in place for this exact reason to make sure people get covered if they don't have enough money to pay for insurance my face when i've been admitted and someone tells me to get well soon what how to figure out a doctor's handwriting medical alphabet this is me people have been telling me this since i was in third grade and i was getting like seasoned penmanship don't worry i practiced it on a mannequin once this is so true nowadays what we do is we make sure we bring in a senior doctor who has done this enough is clear to do it will now watch this person perform the procedure and sign off each time they do it until they get the required numbers in i would have loved if this meme said don't worry i practiced it on surgeon simulator chop chop no no i don't mean to chop his lungs what did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision suit yourself that's okay when your 24 hour shift is finally over but you see a critical patient being wheeled who did yeah when i was young i decided to go to medical school at the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters p-n-e-i-s and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect those who answered spine are doctors today while the rest are on facebook is it bad that i wasn't thinking spine i totally wasn't thinking spine i feel like this was a trick question and i don't think this is accurate so if you thought what i thought and you know what you thought just be okay with it super freak welcome to the medical field where any day is a work day and the holidays don't matter so true whose line is it anyway one of the greatest shows of all time but yeah any work day every day is a work day and holidays definitely don't matter in fact christmas is right around the corner and guess what i'm gonna be working multiple days especially after christmas so when you realize that you still have over 1 000 slides to study for the exam and it's 1am i'm fine this is how i study i know people say cramming is bad and it is for most people unless i study for a short period of time i could not do it for a lot of tests like for the big ones i obviously studied but for the majority of my tests when it was the weekend before i just got in the zone man roses are red it's hot like hell mitochondria it's the energy center of the cell so it's like roaster red it's hot like hell the energy center of the cell asks you where it hurts then puts pressure on it we want to localize your pain we want to see what part of the anatomy is actually hurting distinguish if it's bone neuro pain is it the same type of pain that you're complaining about or is this a new pain that i've discovered because there's a difference between tenderness and pain it's a very important distinction antibiotics from mexico my throat infection extra i had plenty of time to look over the results are they good i don't know didn't look at them i have to admit i've done this before so the results that we get usually if something is abnormal they get highlighted right away so it jumps at your attention if i see that there's nothing abnormal and the patient isn't coming in for another week i know it's not urgent i i will say a line like this i have like oh i saw your lab results and my patients pick well how how are they i'm like well let's take a look at them together because i totally didn't pay attention i don't remember exactly what the labs were thank you student loans for helping me get through medical school i don't think i can ever repay you they definitely help you get through med school because when you go through year one and year two you're usually around a hundred thousand dollars in debt at that point so guess what if year three starts going not so well you have a fire lit behind you where you're like oh man i'm a hundred thousand in debt and if i fail out now i'm in trouble so they do help you get through med school and i hope you can repay them how you actually look versus how you look in your hospital badge photo i don't know what it is that cameras that we use in the hospitals to take our photo ids look like they're like polaroids from the 1960s i hope i'm not getting that wrong it's just the quality is bad it changes the dimensions of your face so tell me everything you told the nurse five minutes ago actually gabby hannah just told me this the other day she said that do doctors actually read the charts because i say hard no i worked last week on a long shift and i walked into a room where the nurse told me some brief details about the patient i totally forgot them because i got caught up doing something else and i again walked in i said hey so tell me what seems to be the problem and i thought about gabby and i was like now i know why they think we sometimes don't read the chart do you think this puppy is adorable well he used to be like this big 20 pounds click here for his puppy video as always stay happy and healthy

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