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Doctor Reacts To Harry Potter Injuries

we're about to watch every harry potter movie well scenes from harry potter movies and i'm going to critique them from the eyes and lens of a doctor you ready let us begin the sorcerer's stone i just spit harry potter that's hagrid and that's dumbledore i remember their names good luck harry potter oh that that's an interesting scar you know what's funny i've watched harry potter as a kid never thought about this before went to medical school residency and now i see it i think harry was treated by a bad plastic surgeon who was trying to practice z-plasty z-plasty is what happens when you try and make a scar look less visible when you cut a scar in a shape of a z you can actually change its appearance to blend in more when it heals when it blends in better with the skin lines isn't that cool [Music] see i feel like if you're riding a broom for the first time it should be just like riding a bike you need to wear a helmet clearly they don't have doctors family medicine doctors doing counseling at this school [Music] everyone out of the way okay that's a high velocity fall i would say it's a fall from probably 12 feet that requires emergency 911 help you need to stabilize the c-spine get a c-collar on there if you have a fracture in the cervical collar you could potentially cause paralysis oh dear it's a broken wrist it's a broken wrist that's it maybe do a full body check like when a patient comes in from a trauma we check the entire body we just cut off all the clothes because we need to see everything the last thing we want to find out is that there's like a huge cut from the broomstick inside his abdomen he's bleeding out and we didn't check because we're going ooh look at his wrist most commonly broken bone in the wrist scaphoid you got it good job falling out stretched hand i feel like i need a trauma specialist watching this with me i'm scared for all of their bodies see so that fall while looking terrible and at high velocity did not look as bad to me as a medical professional i'll explain because he fell with momentum carrying him forward and inertia he actually did not come to a sudden stop therefore the force and the impact on his body wasn't as bad so that's why a lot of times like when people survive skydiving accidents it's because they landed on a hill and were able to continue falling down what is that that's what i say when patients misbehave are you okay no i think it's either a radial fracture or an ulnar fracture based on the location oh it looks like he got rid of his bones if you don't have any bones in there you can't really make use of the hand and then you could potentially damage all your blood vessels and nerves there i can mend bones in a heartbeat but growing them back you will be able to won't you oh i'll be able to certainly but it'll be painful growing bones back that's something new maybe we'll have that in the future there's actually a conditioned fibular hemimelia where the the fibula of the lower leg is short and we could actually do some procedures to help it grow limb lengthening is actually a legitimate procedure [Music] dragon i've never experienced the dragon bite in the hospital basilisk a basilisk dragon what's the difference between a basilisk i've never seen a basil skinjury in the hospital there was someone who had like a komodo dragon bite which resulted in salmonella i think yeah i'm pretty sure salmonella is the bacteria that's found on lizard tongues that like or teeth that you need to be careful for oh that's definitely one way to kill a basilisk go right for the base of the basilisk skull a tooth to the forearm radial ulnar artery he better put some pressure on that bad boy or a tourniquet if it's bleeding badly because he's not going to survive long otherwise and there must be salmonella on this basilisk tooth watch like another doctor do a reaction video dr mike shares misinformation there's no salmonella on vascular teeth i've looked into it i read the research on facebook [Music] of course phoenix tears have healing powers so all you got to do to heal yourself of cancer is to make a phoenix cry who knew we probably don't need oncologists anymore we probably don't need many doctors anymore we just need a bunch of fena phoenicians phoenicies phoenicians [Music] are you watching this video with your doctor mike merchant come on where's your pee whoop stuff it's linked right below by the way i got my own invisibility cloak [Music] now if there's a tibetan turnip that will allow me to breathe underwater for an hour then great but otherwise i don't know about turnip but you can always use ghillie weed you know the army actually tested a substance that you could take in your mouth and allow you to breathe underwater for longer periods of time but there are techniques you could use to hold your breath for a really long time underwater you're sure about this neville absolutely for an hour most likely is he taking performance-enhancing drugs so he's cheating [Music] he literally just became a newfoundland newfoundlands rescue people pull them out of water by multiples they have webbed beats they can doggy panel like champs he's going up way too high there's like legitimate decompression sickness that he's potentially gonna get barotrauma all of the above really and for those who don't know like when you breathe water uh when you breathe underwater usually with the scuba said not their gills uh and you breathe in air like let's say 10 meters down 33 feet down and then you ascend too quickly that air expands it could damage your lungs of the father unwillingly given flesh the servant willingly sacrificed oh my man just completely cut off his hand i mean he's not surviving for longer than five to ten minutes on this one you're gonna exsanguinate bleed out i mean there have been like cases where if you have a really clean cut maybe if your wounds are cauterized maybe if your blood vessels spasm like crazy you can stop the bleeding or if you put on a tourniquet but like my guy here doesn't look medically responsible if you know what i'm saying is this voldemort oh where's his nose with a nose like that you're gonna have trouble warming air up you're gonna have trouble cleaning the air because you have less cilia because your nose doesn't protrude out as much he wouldn't do well in antarctica skiving snack boxes sweets that make you ill get you out of class whenever you like obtain hours of pleasure from a profitable boredom care for another are those candies that literally get kids sick so they don't have to do their activities that's terrible i'm trying to weigh what's worse that or vaping and i feel like they're both equally as bad this place has known magic why is everyone why would you cut like you need blood cool it's a movie but you cut the most painful most most nerve endings are here why would you cut the most painful place cut like the upper area of your arm like where you get the flu shot or something hurry quickly in my bag there's a bottle labeled essence of bitterness my those are some serious lacerations to the arm in the arm you have the axillary artery which becomes the brachial artery you cut that you're bleeding out very very quickly especially from the left side near the heart i don't know what she's spraying on it like there's no way that's helping put some pressure on it stop it from bleeding hermione please for god's sakes dobby has come to save harry potter and his friends [Music] why'd you pull it out of him it was creating pressure and actually preventing him from bleeding out he needs to call 9-1-1 harry you've been a good and faithful servant severus but only i can live forever not if you go to antarctica because your nose doesn't have turbinates in it so you probably can't warm up the air and humidify it well oh yeah if you're gonna cut the carotids you're gonna bleed out like there's no saving that person [Music] see smart he's checking for a pulse before starting chest compressions if he has a pulse no need to do chest compressions harry if he's going unconscious and he has no pulse you best better start chest compressions is he a fish he looks like a fish because he has like like gill-like protrusions in his skull the nose he's like a snake fish a catfish no eel fish he's an eel did harry potter just take away this elderly gentleman's walking cane that's obviously you know terrible medical condition that you don't want to have your skin float away into the ether micro punctuation of the skin into the atmosphere check out this patient's story when a patient of mine got misdiagnosed over and over again simply because of his weight click here to check that out as always stay happy and healthy i'm putting a spell on you stay happy and healthy and watch this video [Music]

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