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Doctor Reacts to HILARIOUS Medical Memes #9

doc so what's wrong with me I'll give you a hint say two more five times fast say two more five times fast two more two more maybe I'll let me the slide with me of you feel like five fifty what's up guys dr. Mike here welcome to medical meme review episode 9 this episode is gonna start off with trees you heard me right me mr. beast and his entire crew have partnered to get 20 million trees planted by the end of this year talk about epicness how do we do that one dollar donation one tree planted so click down below to team trees org make a donation so we can plan some trees and hopefully save the environment but for now meme telling me I wasn't even ready for it and then they said it he has a tumor okay sorry I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice my doctor explained that it's the vitamin C in the natural sugars I really think it's the vodka oh my god that is called a screwdriver my friends because when you mix orange juice and vodka the official drink is called a screwdriver although do you know why it's called a screwdriver I don't know why it's called a screwdriver don't take your phone to bed for a while and see if that improves your sleep all right got it it takes the laptop no electronics before bedtime and I know everyone says all I wear blue like glasses and I put it on night mode cool cool cool cool cool cool on all that but you don't know about FOMO anxiety do you know why that happens you open your laptop you open social media you're trying to be responsible it's 9 p.m. 10 p.m. you want to get to sleep early so you can wake up early be productive hit the gym study a little bit become a better human go volunteer at a food kitchen walk your dog for an extra 15 minutes what do you see your friends in the club going in your friends in Jamaica going I don't know why that sound effect but a and they're dancing you see your ex all of a sudden going and you're like oh no how are you gonna get to sleep hi gonna be a responsible human there's only two things you should be doing in bed sleeping and there's been a mix of dr. Peterson's got your flu vaccine and you've got his boat Oh for those of you who don't know Botox is uh it's a toxin actually that stops muscles from functioning when you do that you could actually take out wrinkles because then if the muscles now working in a specific area it kind of smoothens the smoothens smoothes the area out why this doesn't make a lot of sense nowadays is we don't do it there you just do it in the shoulder and because it's October you have the choice of a regular colonoscopy pumpkin spice I would have rewritten this meme people who have colon cleanses which make no sense your colon is a self-cleansing organ what else is self cleansing like in life what self cleansing dead like cat is a cat I'm talking about like a physical object it cleans itself soap soap is a self cleansing object if your buddy uses their soap down there and now all of a sudden you need to use the soap do you wash the soap no you just go ahead and put on your face no worries cuz the soap is self cleansing the colon is much like that it sheds cells it constantly replenishes itself their cell turnover going on there so you don't need colonics don't do it which machine you comfortable with the vending machines I don't know why these drawings I don't know what kind of style this is but I dig it and yeah a lot of my patients are like this it is hard to get my patients to exercise in fact I was just at the Washington Post HQ doing a chasing cancer event and I said something kind of wise that I want you to hear check it out I think if we put the health benefits that you mentioned from exercise into a pill where we say this pill decreases cancer risk increases longevity boosts mood sexual cognitive performance people would pay billions of dollars for this if I created I'd win the Nobel Prize yet it's very difficult to convince my patients to begin an exercise program I go to the doctor he asked for a stool sample I pull out a small chair for my bag the doctor yells at me for wasting his time I go home still don't know why I'm pooping furniture my nightmare could this is such an unrealistic scenario but is making me die laughing OH God can you imagine like somewhere in your meals there's like little stool power companies sends electric bill the mitochondria you kinda can pick em the energy center of the cell baby boo my nurse friend asked me where she could find some scrubs I said probably hanging out on the passenger side of his best friend's ride I can't sing any more of the lyrics cuz I'm gonna get demonetised I don't want no what's Loretta lyrically ahh is a guy who can't get any kind feelings from me because he's constantly hanging out with his friends on the passenger seat trying to look cool in the BMW /ra and we don't want that they're like pigeons where do pigeons come into this having too much sex can cause memory loss I read it on page 37 in a medical journal in November 2006 at 4:19 p.m. first of all how multi-talented are you reading a journal while fornicating that's impressive very impressive also may be dangerous be safe but I get it that he was having while reading it timeout timeout doctor brain I think what this is saying our gentleman with the blacked out name has pristine memory because he's not engaged in these types of activities which is fine but clearly his memory is quite good I would like to see this article though we could do a Wednesday check-up on it how to detox your body one be born with a liver to live your life ah mmm perfect so perfect it's delicious you don't need to detoxify your body just have a liver and be alive at the doctor's office mom please don't touch anything toddler I'm laughing because this has toddler all I'm picturing is 15 minutes ago bear lying on the floor with his tongue I think this and his tongue is just laying on the floor to all I could think about was oh man he's in the hallway where I walk in with shoes and all the things I stepped it now it's going in his mouth and just as I say that he pulls his tongue in and goes gulp new version of operation just as players use essential oils instead of performing a medical procedure this is so good mean Molly Burke we played operation little does she know there's an essential oil version where she doesn't even have to use the little thingies and she could just put two drops but fix them what is with the essential oil community I feel like they're becoming more angry in their efforts like I'm getting more hate from the essential oil community just like Oh dr. Mike doesn't get it I get it it smells good I smile when things smell good but curing diseases come on me I can drink alcohol on this medication doctor well one drink is gonna feel like you had four hmm so I'm saving money no that's not what we mean we're saying that you shouldn't drink alcohol on this medication in fact the medication that comes to mind here is called metronidazole when you drink alcohol when you consume metronidazole which by the way is an antibiotic that we mainly use for like intestinal infections you're gonna have something called a disulfiram reaction where you actually become more sensitive to alcohol and you can get flushed your face will turn red you're gonna get any breeded faster you're gonna want to vomit sooner don't do it don't do it actual footage of me trying to pretend it's my patients lungs so when we perk us the patient's lungs what we're trying to hear if there's fluid inside the lungs oh I got to see how the sound travels protip instead of fake Halloween decorations use front-facing MRI images instead oh my god I think this is a t2-weighted image there's like different specifications of how you order an MRI depending on the settings you use some there's a t1 focused image t2 focused image any of your radiologists please jump in and correct me because I'm definitely wrong on what kind of imaging this is but we do look evil even when you look at CT scans the skeleton can sometimes come out so evil that it's like you know you don't explain this chest compressions chest compressions chest compressions just on a giraffe for those of you who don't know and who have never watched my videos the reasons why I always yell chest compressions because in the medical dramas they don't do them they start doing something else first the first thing you do is pound on the chest and do proper chest compressions because that extends a person's life now if someone's ever on the street collapsed and they're not breathing and they have no pulse what you want to do is start chest compressions a lot of people think they have to give mouth mouths you don't have two hands only CPR is fine what idiot called it a randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo and not trick or treatment oh how appropriate is this for next week hashtag Halloweeny if you want to laugh and learn click this playlist that I updated just for you so we can see each other over here you know being happy and healthy see on this way [Music]

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