mr bean is an absolute cult classic whether you're talking about the movie the sitcom even the animation series well today i'm going to be taking a look at all of them so we can have a laugh and learn something in the process are you ready bee whoop or should i say sir it's urgent we have a ruptured kidney and massive bleeding okay stethoscope down i want to know how they got a ruptured kidney kidneys generally just don't self-combust so i need to know why this kidney ruptured feeling [Music] hello doctor we've got a 45 year old male 1 type b negative brought in by paramedics 10 minutes ago he's got a penetrating injury to the left chest all right no no no my man needs to scrub in before he goes to the operating room there's a very strict way how this happens first you put on your surgeon's cap you put on your mask then you start washing your hands and you do a very thorough scrub process where you disinfect and make sure you're sterile up until your elbows once you're sterile you walk into the room making sure you're not making contact with anything they then have the sterile gown for you which you insert your hands through quite gently then they have their sterile gloves and all this is a process that must be followed to a tee to make sure that you don't cross contaminate the sterile environment so no they don't just dress you and you run into the operating room like all right i'm going to save the world now i know where that meme comes from number one number two you don't touch your mask when you're in the or that's not part of the sterile field if you touch it you then have to disinfect throw everything off and restart the whole process again not sterile m ms what is it what was that i think it's a bullet oh oh don't eat it oh no because that is an m m an m m is made of chocolate and the body is warm when it fell into the body cavity it would automatically melt a little bit of the sugar off and that sugar would then remain in the body and serve as a breeding ground for bacteria and sepsis for the patient once they close them up so that is actually a really really big problem you should be irrigating that with some saline water stat it's crashing on us what's his pulse 38 that's no bueno that means he's crashing his heart rate is dropping the suture car behind mr b there is quite accurate we do have a lot of different types of sutures for varying utilities depending on what kind of procedure you're doing [Music] sorry we're we're losing him i've got to get in there now [Music] well doctor you can't just it's too dangerous oh [Music] by removing the bullet you did not save the patient's life imagine someone got shot it tore a hole in their arteries and their organs and by taking out that bullet you have not solved the problem of the fact that the patient is bleeding internally so no mr bean didn't just save him by going any kind of damage to the brain is a very sensitive thing to observe so maybe we should just step outside and give the doctor a little room to work the first nurse said we shouldn't think of this a coma but more like a deep sleep yes that's sort of true jennifer he talks wakey breakfast ready jennifer still in his bloody scrubs defibrillators are not there for you to play with or to wake patients up they're meant literally to restart your heart and when i say restart it doesn't mean that if your heart is flat lining these help it restart what it does is it actually stops the heart and allows it to restart on its own so it's almost like interrupting the natural rhythm of the heart the reason we do the defibrillation is in certain instances if a patient has an irregular rhythm to the point where it's a useless rhythm or it's going too fast we can then control it by doing one of these very controlled shocks depending on the rhythm that we see on the monitor and mr bean do not use the defibrillator to wake people up he didn't say clear [Music] what is up with that doctor's feet is he a genie and i don't know what that is in the foot of his bed if that's his ekg my man's having a heart attack and we need to call we need to call somebody we need to call a cardiologist cause that's not normal no then let's take your temperature he's going to give himself a fever right be ready this is malingering at its finest where he's trying to pretend he's ill in order to get care from somebody else there's actually individuals where there's munchausen syndrome by proxy when you have an individual who is keeping their family members sick so they're reliant on them i'm gonna link some resources down below just because i think it's a really interesting read oh oh yeah i don't understand she checked his temperature he had a fever she's rushing him to x-ray does she want to check if he has a pneumonia maybe you want to listen to his lungs first [Music] oh no is he gonna get an x-ray of his chest that they're gonna see teddy bear first of all a teddy bear wouldn't show up like that unless the teddy bear was made out of like metal but otherwise you wouldn't just see an outline with the bear how about putting him to sleep get a little anesthesiology action in there no we don't sharpen our scalpels like we're going cooking [Music] look at the signs in the background here poorly to the right healthy to the left cured to the right restaurant to the right what is a poorly come back here again signs restaurant chapel bar exit down debt first of all what hospital has a bar actually i think a grey's anatomy hospital might have a bar i remember them like in the first episode right in between of doing a procedure and being post call they were like let's just go grab a drink at the bar and then they all come back to the hospital like 10 minutes later where is that bar maybe it's in the hospital [Applause] [Music] there's gonna be some serious burns on his hand there's definitely an icd-10 code the icd-10 is the international classification of diseases manual 10 and it's gotten so specific that if i have a patient come in as a result of a fall i can't just type in fall i mean i can but it's going to give me all these sub definitions like fall on concrete fall on curb fall in park fallen gym fall on grass recently mowed i'm not even joking i'm gonna try and find some weird ones to pop up on screen here [Music] there's a good reason why all ambulances have a giant sign on the back of them that say keep at least 50 yards back so they could actually open their back door and allow the patient or help the patient escort the patient into the hospital because a lot of times they're uh on a mobile bed in order for that bed to come out you can't have a car parked directly behind it [Music] what is in it why is he have a tea kettle oh no don't take her ticket that's so evil [Applause] oh that's worse than licking the hospital floor the dirtiest part of your body are your fingers and everyone's touching that thing and you know here's another 90s funny sitcom me reviewing medical scenes from seinfeld and here's the truth about cracking your knuckles so i just did it but click here to find out what that truth is and as always stay happy and healthy [Music]