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Doctor Reacts To Hilarious SNL Medical Sketches

saturday night live medical sketches round two you ready [Music] happy mother's day mommy oh honey this is so great i am so lucky to be your mommy the day you were born was the best day of my life what was it like the day you were born it was amazing i never know why in like medical dramas and movies and tv shows they have the doctor underneath the drape like the drape is elevated so you can see just so everyone else doesn't have to see okay only a few more centimeters and you'll be ready that's true you do have to be fully dilated in order to start the delivery process how much bigger can the whole get 10 centimeters i had a big smile on my face the whole time guys we're gonna have to perform an episiotomy oh it's like cutting the butthole but my question is why are we performing an episiotomy if the patient is not fully dilated yet were you scared why does it look like that we always make sure that one of the nurses is watching the father if they catch a visual of anything they oftentimes get lightheaded need to pass out and then she told me to give one little push a lot of women poop it's okay one push is impressive that usually happens on the second baby maybe third and you were the most beautiful baby in the whole world [Music] why does he look like that why is he yellow is that normal ugly generally if the baby's okay we like to bring the baby to the chest the mother's chest right away because we've seen better outcomes with that [Music] [Applause] facts big facts [Applause] my husband and i have been feeling a little under the weather poor gary has been sneezing all day if you ever wondered why you sneeze it's because your nasal passageways have small little hairs on them yeah but those hairs are very susceptible to chemical changes to foreign substances dust allergens etc and then your body releases histamines which cause swelling bring inflammatory cells cause your blood vessels to start leaking mucus comes out and then your body wants to expel all that reset your entire nasal passageway and you expel a lot a lot of gross stuff including viral particles that's how viral illnesses actually spread that's why we need to call him ow he said oh that's why we need a cold medicine that works and works fast many leading also if you're gonna sneeze will at least dab and ha that's why our family always chooses the brand you sound like a lunatic he's also sneezing only through his mouth which is kind of strange so try new one a day extra strength nasal flu and don't get slowed down by a little sickness he's the one sneezing why is she drinking it it's so bad with all these over-the-counter medications for cold and flu they just dump a ton of ingredients active ingredients into these things and people don't realize that there's tylenol in some of them acetaminophen benadryl in some of them like nyquil diphenhydramine in others like dayquil there's caffeine in there and people don't know the entire ingredients list they start taking other things in addition to and it can become quite problematic to the point they can cause toxicity so be careful if you take a combination over-the-counter medicine for a cold or flu from the makers of the fault in our style oh we reacted to this comes an all-new film about heartbreak and teenage love against the odds [Music] i'm sticking with you no matter what kind of cancer you have no i don't have cancer right i have ebola i did not expect that term highly contagious illness through bodily fluids that is basically like a hemorrhagic fever that you get a fever and then you have a blood clotting disorder that causes you to bleed internally and that's why you see movies where like people are bleeding outside their nose and their ears that's ebola can you hear me you're so far away i'm good i'm still trying to piece together why she has an oxygen tank if she has ebola there's a bigger problem going on than the need for nasal cannula oxygen according to the cdc cases of the sexually transmitted diseases chlamydia syphilis and gonorrhea are all at all time highs because of dating apps with more on this obviously is pete davidson i really want to know if that's true i haven't heard recent statistics on it but yeah barrier protection is the way to go i don't see the problem colin these are all uh things that you can cure with a shot i don't know how this is even new really like i don't know i understand people can be worried about stds you know i get tested all the time because you know i look like i have all of them well first of all everyone that's sexually active should be getting screened for stis not stds while yes they are treatable with antibiotics either oral or injection you need to know that the more often you end up treating these bacterial illnesses specifically gonorrhea chlamydia syphilis the more likely they are to become super stis where they are resistant to the antibiotics that we have and then we can no longer cure them mr p davidson i'm saying to people like you should you know wear you know wear a condom but since you won't you know call your doctor and get antibiotics no get screened abstinence protection get screened jake and i rode our bikes to target to buy mario one and we rode so fast home we're like passing cars like move people we gotta play mario never peddle fast yeah well maybe too fast cause jake got like major air off this little jump off and when he hit the ground he missed the seat and he landed with all his weight onto the crossbar and he like demolished his nuts i didn't demolish him yeah you did dude they popped i think what they mean is ruptured testicular rupture is the thing at times the damage could be so bad that you need a full removal of the testicle testicular trauma requires a urologist a surgeon right away stat they definitely pop dude we heard them pop dude and the reason they quote-unquote pop is because they're actually largely spongy so they don't normally pop but if you get them crushed in between whatever hard surface you're landing on and your pubic bone that's when the trauma can get so bad that they can rupture they popped they did okay point is mario's an amazing game and you could live a completely normal life and be able to procreate with a single testicle we played mario 3 nonstop we were mario maniacs we played every day except the days uh jake had physical therapy to relearn how to pee wasn't a big deal it kind of was uh jake now pees through a small hole just below his belly button so he has to lie horizontally i'm pretty sure he would have a super pubic catheter they insert a catheter directly into your bladder not plank on the toilet life special moments are meant to be enjoyed not spent worrying about your irritable bowel syndrome the funny thing is i already knew it was a fake pharma ad just because of the music and the vo i'll be right back but ryan's solo is coming up it can strike at any time all right irritable bowel syndrome is actually a problematic condition because those who have it struggle with it and also struggle getting it diagnosed because oftentimes they'll go to doctors and they'll get scammed they'll get blood tests done and nothing shows up and it's really a clinical diagnosis based on subjective criteria what the patient is saying and the symptoms that they're experiencing so a lot of doctors will say oh your cat scans good you're good to go bye but that's not the end-all be-all of medicine we have to talk to the patient too and for ibs there's really three types that we can diagnose one is diarrhea predominant second is constipation predominant and third is mixed it's not an easy condition and because of the stigma that exists around it and the poor misunderstanding that exists around it it makes it even harder so you can enjoy more of life's special moments oh my god who did this consult your doctor before use side effects may include something wrong with you you sick son of a beauty side effects man you just lit up the turtle you just lick the whole damn thing up side effects i have kids and by the way ibs patients who have ibs have normal poops i mean maybe there's diarrhea there's constipation but the smell shouldn't really change also the medications that do exist for ibs are targeted at the cholinergic system in terms of slowing down the gut decreasing spasms and the pain that can be associated with ibs sometimes probiotics are thrown in there but they're not as evidence-based as i'd like for them to be there's actually even some antibiotics that have been used for ibs symptoms and flare-ups we now return to the thrilling conclusion of gen z hospital oh my god is this going to be dixie dimiglio's show i feel like it's going to be dixie damilia's show i'm so pressed right now bro don't be impressed the doctor will be in shortly bro dead ass yo if this doctor keeps leaving us on red he's gonna catch hands on gang this reminds me of um the girl from dr phil test me outside how about that doctor please tell us what's up with our bestie is that elon musk y'all might want to sit down what i have to say right now might be a little cringe elon i'm pretty sure everything you say slash tweet becomes cringe bestie's going to be okay right i'm sorry but uh at this particular time that's looking like a cap bro can we see her unfortunately not right now bro you know the vibes but i promise if anything changes i'll pull up this is so funny to hear because i'm so used to having these conversations in such different languages i can see how a older doctor trying to sound hip could just come off so cringy it's painful facts no postal mail is that what the kids say i'm a hip i'm cool which your kid cool kids up to hey guys so big guys while i was out here chopping up with you your bestie took a turn for the worst bro you captain unfortunately no cap she's literally dead this is supreme urn oh my god all right let's get it picked come on crowded that's actually the worst thing i think of influencer culture is like taking selfies at the wrong time and before i used to think like oh we're just not understanding this is how gen z expresses themselves sometimes it's a really wrong time they started taking selfies at auschwitz with like smiles and all this and i was like okay there's limits and i think that's the limit the other snl commercials were hilarious to click here to check that out as always stay happy and healthy the rock nuva bling the stuff in this video wow

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