you asked me to watch south park medical scene i said get this comment to 10 000 likes and you did it so let's watch it no shots no shots eric you have to be a big boy big boys get a toy from the toy chest see the doctor's getting it wrong you have to give the toy first earn the trust then have the shot be injected [Music] and don't let them visualize the shot it's scary to look at that keep it on the side keep it out of their vision have them look elsewhere this is like a scene out of a horror movie [Music] [Applause] i'm sorry but i have a lot of other patients to see we'll just have to try again next week come on eric we're going home we gotta help me promise let's go get in the car why is he still nude and no you shouldn't leave the office just because the child doesn't want the vaccinations vaccinations are incredibly important part of growing up and growing up healthy and safe so yes please get your children vaccinated and don't let them walk around nude in a medical office like that that's just strange what have we got not sure it looks like a possible code five six kidding shut up kenny i'm not sure if he has pink eye or is that like a uh subconjunctival hemorrhage which is actually really benign in most cases the way that the paramedics brought him in there pretty legit minus the fact they said he's code five six that is not medical jargon i'm sorry south park get me 50 cc's of ketamine stat and get something for the kid too oh that was actually really funny ketamine is a tranquilizer it's technically uh it started as an animal tranquilizer and now we've actually found some medical uses for it in humans i actually have a whole video on this talking about how ketamine infusions are being used for treatment resistant depression link down below his ekg is showing that he's like a failing stock market stock what is happening and his ekg next to his bedside i don't know what that is that's not a medical rhythm i'm afraid he's running out of time why what's wrong with him it's his time it's running out well what does he need he needs to have more time oh my god this reminds me of the movie out of time with justin timberlake that was such a good movie where like time is money literally time was money because time is money but money is not time and then if you have enough time you run out of money i'm lost sweetie what i'm is oh my god eric help me help me is this a medical condition well all his vital signs are still normal from his outward appearance i would say he has the standard skin pigment deficiency you mean yes i'm afraid that your son is suffering from gingivitis but how can i become a ginger now to play on gingivitis which is inflammation of the gums but there's actually been a lot of misconceptions about folks who have red hair specifically in the medical community there was a thought where they tested individuals with red hair and they found they required more anesthesia than other patients however once we've expanded the research to have more patients we found that to be completely untrue so there's a lot of myths about folks with red hair of them being emotional needing more medication for anesthesia none of this is proven what's the saying sam when something is like uh like legend has it's it urban legend you need to understand there is no cure your son will be ginger his whole life for individuals who do have very light skin pale skin like this and for individuals who have a high number of moles on their body you actually at a higher risk for developing skin cancers and sunburns so please shade is your friend spf is your next best friend you're gonna have to take certain precautions now it's very important that you keep eric out of the sun oh my favorite part about that is not that he confirmed my diagnosis of being careful with the sun but the fact that he went to the university of the mountains i don't know what to do sharon they want to have him go into surgery but that's so dangerous sheila have you tried holistic natural medicines they work wonders i read all about it in people really in people there's a brand new shop in town that sells holistic medicines and all natural foods it's run by this fascinating woman named miss information that reminds me of goop i don't know why i'm getting gwyneth paltrow vibes from this although i have one major correction here holistic does not mean frou-frou holistic does not mean naturopathic holistic means whole person in fact when i treat my patients i treat them with holistic care i give them medical care sometimes it's a natural lifestyle based approach sometimes it's a medication based approach sometimes it's surgical if a person comes in with a heart attack i don't just say oh that's the heart attack patient no we think about what's going on in their lives how can they eat better what can they do to start exercising once it's safe to do so what medication should they be on can they afford these medications what's going on in their personal life like if you think about all these variables you're gonna have a better chance of getting that person healthier wow i just went on a rant about south park you see the reasons our bodies fail is because of toxins toxins all the horrible food we eat the sodas and meats are filled with toxins and the only way for us to get better is to flush those toxins out of our system and i wonder how we get rid of toxins we have body parts that actually do it for us surprise surprise the lungs do it the kidneys do it the liver does it it gets out those evil toxins you know what's funny about the trigger where toxins you know you can scare people into buying something that they don't need you don't even know what a toxin is when you say it like water is an essential component of my being but if i have too much of it i can actually dilute my body's electrolyte so much so that i can kill myself essentially by drinking too much water the toxicity of a substance can really only be dictated by the dose so don't let people scare you when they throw around words like that mrs braflowski would like to give your son herbs that focus on the kidney i have these excellent herbs from local native americans oh native americans now they know how to heal the body spiritually how did it go from holistic care to spiritual care in one herbal second hi doctor what can i do for you well it's my friend kyle i think he's really really sick he is really really sick stanley your little friend kyle needs a kidney transplant or is very possible that he will die why does kyle need a kidney transplant that's an aggressive procedure like he needs to have something tremendously wrong with both of his kidneys to need and warrant a kidney transplant i need to know the indication for this i'm taking this too seriously there's only one person in south park with the same blood type as kyle [Music] kyle's in trouble carmen i can see him getting worse right before my eyes there might be a way that you can save his life uh-huh what kyle really needs is a new kidney will you donate one of your kidneys to kyle you only need one bad boy dude one of your friends is gonna die don't you see how serious this is for the record humans have two kidneys and only need one kidney to live in fact there are some individuals who actually have only one kidney and do great but if something happens to their kidney like it could happen to anybody else to both of their kidneys they don't have a backup so it becomes more dangerous free range aspirin all natural cell phones free range aspirin it just hit me what that is i don't know why i found that so funny oh hi stanley look i'm buying you some more all natural toothpaste you mean the stuff that tastes like doesn't fight cavities that's right look um i know that you all think the earth and its natural healing powers can cure kyle but the doctor at the hospital told me it can't well of course the doctor told you that because he wants to make money holistic medicine is about nature and it's free yet she's standing in front of a cash register asking for a deposit 233 for 233 okay here we go okay well here goes nothing help me pull this pajamas up okay i think this goes without being said don't get a wood saw and operate on your friend who needs a kidney transplant at home i don't know who needs to hear that but i'm just putting out there into the ether [Music] [Applause] [Music] who just wakes up from a nap missing a kidney give me back my kidney dude please kyle needs it it's men not yours man give it back right now or there's gonna be hell to pay corrado right here that actually looks like a good kidney wow well done south bar why hello there eric you see that that's man stan took my kidney and i need to put back in please oh i see are you sure that now that it's already out you don't want to just let your friend kyle have it no because it doesn't belong to her it belongs to me it's men well all right then we'll get you prepped for surgery if you'll just sign this release thank you how are you feeling bobby better thanks you look a lot better yeah looks like western medicine really did the trick kyle's all better cartman thanks to you it was all a trick your mama did the kidney blocker and then we put ketchup in your bed so you'd think we took your kidney yes but it was all just a trick to get you to come in and sign this release what's worse nurse jackie in the episode that i watched if she forged his organ donor certificate on the back of his license that's crazy or them tricking cartman to sign away his own kidney by thinking he's actually getting his kidney put back in what is happening with the ethics on these shows i also watched simpsons and reviewed the medical scenes in that bad boy check it out and enjoy the laugh as always stay happy and healthy i just want to say pee whoop one more [Music] time