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Doctor Reacts To House MD Wildest Encounters

Dr house has clinic hours just like I do so today I'm going to react to some of his funniest and most unusual patient encounters also huge thank you to shipstation for sponsoring this video so where do you feel the pain get in the back of my head here it's picarious sign finally down by your third trimester I'm not in school neither is your fetus oh God you didn't know you were pregnant how do you you know that just from my headache I know because of the tight shirts stretched over the swollen boobs the salt craving you reported into the clinic the motion sickness patch he's like an Amazon algorithm that knows what you purchased so he thinks he knows you it's like how Tick Tock has been pointing out things about us because it knows us so well because of what we watch and what we search and what we click Dr house was the original algorithm I'm a virgin so is my fiance I believe him aren't there other ways I could get pregnant like sitting on a toilet seat absolutely there we need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat but yes absolutely oh that was a good line I'm waiting here for six hours am I a father or not no she also didn't cheat on you normally sperm eats egg DNA meets DNA goes back to her place sells divide nine months later Joy is bundled abnormally an egg could have two naturally occurring gene mutations that don't naturally occur together spontaneous calcium Spike could prep the egg for fertilization without sperm in a division in the state you could let the egg split up without ever needing male DNA at all Jesus I've never heard of this the humans it's only ever been theorized it was never proved well obviously on house it's going to happen your daughter as only maternal DNA I personally check this five times in seven months you will have a virgin birth Merry Christmas I I can't I there's no way this has ever been reported let's cry who cares it's beautiful what was he looking on we're half as well maintained as that pigeons wouldn't have the nerve to poop on it looking into the nose with an auto skull you're not going to get a lot of information usually you have to go deeper with a fiber optic camera which is like one of those cameras that you go in with a remote and you could see it on a video screen that's where you're gonna get good info you can really visualize the turbulence the posterior nasal passageways you can even see the vocal cords once you go a little further down good grooming is important is that a shot people who judge you on your appearance When you entered I noted your shirt hadn't been pressed you hadn't shaved in quite some time I extrapolated you are a person for whom detail was not a major concern I like that he's pointing it correctly most people point it up but if you're pointing it up you're just looking at the front of the nose so he is pointing in the correct direction at least I was worried you might apply that same standard in you can use toenail clippers up there whoa don't use toenail covers in your nose folks they're longer so they allow me to better reach the other hairs bro get one of those tools that you go in you press the button and it just has like a protected little shaver in there you've got athlete's foot in your nose oh so he basically has a tinia a fungal infection in his nose probably because his nail clipper had toenail fungus but house would not have been able to know that without a looking at his toe and confirming that he has an onico mycosis which is a toenail fungus and B that this is in fact fungal spores a fungal rash especially in an enclosed environment like this it's just going to look like irritating on a mucous membrane you're not going to know exactly what's the cause sore throat oh that's a lot of blood maybe close the curtains there champ and give the patient some privacy stop lupus well not everyone can operate a zipper of the up down he's sweating a lot so he's either going into shock he has an infection a fever something's going on my new girlfriend never been with a guy who wasn't circumcised so she freak he tried to circumcise himself foreign I got some box cutters and uh box cutter Abraham did it they sterilized them I'm gonna get a plastic surgeon you can keep back in the rubber that's probably the most real part of house that you get a plastic surgeon or you get a specialist involved because Dr House can't be a specialist for everything let's take a moment and talk about ship station the leading web-based order management and shipping software it's designed to make retailers lives Easier by making processing fulfilling and shipping e-commerce orders more efficient it's a new year and with that comes a lot of headaches as you navigate post-holiday business such as late orders or returns I sell my own merch and believe me shipstation can make your shipping process so much easier thanks to them you can focus on growing your business from day one as they eliminate the headaches that come with printing labels or 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was my mother's there's Dad no yeah so if you have an allergic reaction to a cat that can cause obviously congestion in your nasal passageways it can cause your eustachian tube which is the pressure relieving tube inside the the sinuses and ear canal to get inflamed close up because it's a very short not short very narrow tube and when it gets inflamed it closes off and it feels like there's a lot of pressure in here and a lot of people want antibiotics for their sinus infections whereas most sinus infections are caused by a viral cause not bacterial therefore you don't need antibiotics you have to knock off an hour early today now why because I kiss my boss's ass you ever do that I think she just said yes because she wants to reinforce that behavior wants me to kiss a lot of other people's ass like she wants me to kiss yours what would you want a Doctor Who holds your hand while you die or a doctor who ignores you while you get better I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die I should go I think it's gonna come out on its own I I just do not understand his diagnosing ability he has ultrasound vision he's like a dolphin but a doctor dolphin you can make the echo of the sound bounce off his intestinal walls and tell him that there's something in his butt how did you you've been here half an hour you haven't sat down that tells me his location or he's nervous you haven't told me what it is that tells me it's humiliating I have a little birdie carved under your arm and tells me you have a high tolerance for humiliation so I figured it's not Emerald I've been a doctor 20 years you're not going to surprise me it's an MP3 player an iPod what are we gonna do I'm gonna wait maybe ask maybe do some Imaging maybe see if there's an obstruction my guy small bowel obstructions happen usually because of a post-surgical adhesion but here too he's been using his inhaler not in the past few days he's um only 10 I worry about children taking such strong medicine so frequently what happened to your leg the doctor probably was concerned about the strength of the medicine too she probably weighed that danger against the danger of not breathing yeah so for a child with asthma I see parents run into this issue quite often a lot of times have concerns about using a preventive inhale of which you're supposed to use every single day and you're not supposed to use these willy-nilly the way that we treat asthma is a step up plan so we start with the lowest amount of intervention and then we work our way up depending on the symptoms depending on the severity of the illness and sometimes you need to take a preventive in order to decrease the amount of times you need to use your emergency inhaler to decrease the amount of times you have nighttime attacks and most importantly to decrease the amount of times you end up in a hospital intubated that's why we do it and something interesting about asthma is if you're having an acute asthma attack and you're in a hospital you're breathing really fast and you're trying to breathe out it's really important to know that if you just start fatiguing and breathing slower even though you haven't improved your wheezing that could be a sign that you're fatiguing and that's a reason you need to get into beta to actually buy you time in order for the as of attack to pass where does House MD rank on my master list of best medical dramas click here to find out and don't forget to visit shipstation.com Dr Mike to begin your 60-day free trial as always stay happy and healthy [Music]

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