I was a BIG Nickelodeon kid in the 90s. I loved the cartoons like Doug, Rugrats, Hey Arnold!, so today I say down to look back ...

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Doctor Reacts To Nickelodeon Medical Scenes

our patreon recommended that i diagnose spongebob episodes let's just do nickelodeon and get a bunch in there see if your favorite show's reviewed i'll cater to your every whim until that leg of yours is entirely healed i don't know what injury she has but that's a full leg cast above the knee i don't know what injury she had that's not a bad idea [Music] what happened munchausen syndrome in full effect when a patient pretends to be ill in order to gain attention and or sympathy there's actually a munchausen by proxy where someone can actively make like their child ill to get attention and sympathy for the both of them it's a really devastating illness because it presents so many complications like the doctor has to even suspect that it's potentially happening what are you gonna do i'm gonna take pictures of your insides say cheese we don't get full body x-rays for a leg pain there's no point of that it's just exposing you to more radiation they're targeted it's kind of strange at first but after a while you get to like it when the x-ray tech or the radiology specialist is in there with you they actually start the machine up go behind a wall so they're protected because otherwise they're exposed to so much radiation over the dozens and dozens tests they do in a given day it's not healthy we'll be sick forever unless i can extract some mitochondria from the virus and make a vaccine okay medically he just spoke gibberish getting the mitochondria the energy center of the cell not the powerhouse of the cell will not allow you to create a vaccine if you want to create a vaccine you create a protein on the surface of it then you put it into the body and allow the immune system to recognize it you know the way that we traditionally make vaccines i don't know what he's talking about [Music] look there's coral's brain where i don't see it is it behind that one on a stick your brain is a lot bigger than that i got people inside me why whenever they do medical procedures on cartoons they like scrap people in like it's a torture device all right they just traveled into the stomach so right away if this was to happen the acid would melt their little inflatable raft here and they would fall into the acid and lose their lives which is why by the way drinking alconized water is complete horse poop the reason i say it is because when you drink the alkalinized water that means it has like a ph of eight instead of seven it falls into your stomach acid which has a ph of like two what do you think happens to the ph of eight when it mixes with a huge container ph of two no longer alkaline well where do next the mountain the arctic i feel like these are the current devices we have now you hop on a peloton and it's like where do you want to ride through what trail and to me like i understand a lot of people don't have time to go outside or the weather's not cooperative but like folks spend some time outdoors it's cool too oh no you need to start out slow doug see the important thing is not destrain yourself [Music] amazing advice no joke in a cartoon right now i had to just get back into working out i used to bench like 255 285 during my workouts the other day i was doing 95 and it's okay it bruises the ego but it strengthens the muscles nothing like a sea nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwich ew see nut butter oh that sounds gross to help you get to sleep and ideally you don't eat too close to bedtime because then your stomach produces all those gastric juices highly acidic and then when you lie down and you're parallel to the floor and the gastric juices starts coming up you get heartburn fridge syndrome the fridge no lie that's how i sleep i love it freezing i like to sleep with multiple covers with a hoodie on sometimes i actually just got like one of these cooling mattresses maybe it's because i grew up in siberia and when i was in my mom's womb i was like freezing all the time so i want to go back to that that's why we sleep in the fetal position don't be silly gary i don't get cold i get the studs no no gary if i had the suds i'd have bubbles coming out of me [Music] oh no he has the suds grandma was right to a degree if you go outside and your hair is wet or you get a chill it doesn't mean that you're gonna get sick it can just make you a little bit more susceptible than you were before hey spongebob i'm sick patrick i'm gonna go ahead and guess that he has a dental virus because you know he has the conjuctiva that's inflamed he has the upper respiratory symptoms i don't know if he has diarrhea i mean he probably doesn't have diarrhea because he's a cartoon sponge after all but if a cartoon sponge was to have diarrhea and inflamed conjuctiva and upper respiratory symptoms adenovirus i know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor once and the doctor's office is a horrible horrible place it is not we have fun there well first they make you sit in the waiting room is that the horrible part patrick no it gets worse they make you read old magazines i don't know why that is can we update our magazine collection in the medical offices for god's sake who wants to read about people magazine from 2006. i mean we know britney was killing it back then but we want to know what's up now is that the year she was killing then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope it's a device so sinister so icy cold when it touches your bear flesh it honestly the cold stethoscope is one of the meanest things a provider can do for you every time before i make contact with the patient's chest and or back to listen to lungs i do one of these and i get some of the warmth of my hand onto the stethoscope it's the least you can do for your patients you gotta help me get better patrick please i'm so excited to see what patrick's about to recommend if he says manuka honey i might give the starfish a high five [Music] i have been a doctor for like seven eight years medical school four years i do not know what that thing is on patrick's head that doctors used to wear back in the day it doesn't make sense it reflects light i it has a hole in the middle i have no idea what it is what it does i've even worn it as part of a halloween costume oh my god i actually look like a doctor it appears as though we'll have to plug up these holes this saw to do the trick [Music] feel better i don't know well i'm going to do a hyper analysis here see what's happening is instead of treating spongebob's core illness he's treating the symptoms only this is a viral illness that's a perfectly acceptable way to go about it to allow the immune system time to heal to rest to improve itself but if it's a bacterial infection we're missing it with treating symptoms and not treating the underlying cause it could be a big cause for concern there patrick my lawyers will be in touch or as my legal eagle friend says it i'll see you in court i'll see you in court [Music] feeling better yet not really why'd he pull out his team a boat no actually you may think this is silly this is something we sort of do in the hospitals it's called chest physical therapy if a patient has a lot of mucus we actually have specialized beds that perform this like thumping feature that helps clear out the mucus in patients who have cystic fibrosis we actually need this type of chest physical therapy to be done on a regular basis in order to help them expel that mucus and prevent blockages in the airways kind of crazy that spongebob has some level of medical accuracy who knew it seems you have the suds are you ready for your treatment the doctor's wearing the thing again what is that thing what is it and why is there a fish anatomy in the background when there's a sponge patient different species well it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery oh his gluteus maximus are using proper anatomical terms i guess he tore a muscle in his buttock your butt's all better it's really quite amazing i love that they do an x-ray first of all you can't x-ray gluteus maximus you can't x-ray muscles you can x-ray bones joints but not muscles it took 20 hours to put it all back together we actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick there is a fact here in closing skin there are both of those options for example if you get a cut on your skull you could actually close it with staples it works quite well if you get a small cut on your hand we have skin glue that can keep it together it's not cool spongebob what's up ah doctor thank goodness you're here they're wearing the thing on their heads again and what seems to be the problem today my throat hurts why is this patient admitted inpatient into a hospital for a throat ink with again a chart on the bedside that looks like a stock market chart more than a dozen ekg what even is that i'll need one medical c chicken [Music] what's a medical situation hey my keys and my throat feels better he's not a doctor of humans he's a vet because they're in a fish tank or at the bottom of the ocean and there's a catfish that ate some keys and didn't have strep throat but had key throat you saw that one subscribe [Music] little laryngitis oh those tonsils are really enlarged general tonsillitis i think we should take them out now we're trying to move away from doing tonsillectomies we're weighing the risks versus benefits here and we're we have like a set of guidelines that we follow if you have x number of strep throats or tonsillitis or pharyngitis that we get you set up with an ent who then makes a decision whether or not they need to come out now we're trying to do our best to manage it medically and not have to resort to a surgical operation if we don't need to that doesn't mean you won't get surgery i'm just saying there's options on the table wow what am i gonna do arnold maybe if you gargle or something garlic is actually not a bad option uh also honey you know i love my honey are you having problems with your you know what no my the giggly gland is fine it is what gland no it's not cosmo's fa giggly gland is for giggly gland i wonder what the giggly gland is the special magical organ in a fairy's body that allows us to change shape what is cosmo sex let me put this to you in terms cosmo could understand yes why does the doctor keep putting the glasses on taking them off and why is the stethoscope floating i need extra and he's wearing that thing what is that thing [Music] oh no walking dead again why are they all jaundiced [Music] it looks okay 986 degrees 98.6 degrees normal body temperature this morning our house became infested with an acute febrile contagious virus or as it's known on the street the flu oh the flu we haven't seen much of that lately with 13 loads packed into 1200 square feet when someone gets sick it spreads like the plague that's true actually in like college dorm rooms military barracks anytime you have people living in close proximity it's very easy for one person get sick and then get everybody else sick in case you're attacked this concoction will slow down the infected what is it boogers tastes like chicken soup oh that's because it is chicken soup i would be just shooting that in my mouth all day i love chicken soup [Music] they won't let go [Music] stop making so much noise it's just a purple pentapus oh it's a purple pentapus it's never heard of a purple pentapus i don't know why this popped into my head if you ever heard of molluscum contain geosum it sounds really serious but it's not really that scary of a virus that causes like these little skin pearly papules to pop up it happens more often in kids people who share towels sometimes they're sexually transferred i like when they just like rub them like that and they just pop right off [Music] morgan school good morning class good morning miss pancreas miss pancrease yes bladder that doesn't look like a bladder that looks like a lemon can i go to the bathroom and ironic that the bladder ass to go you'll have to wait till after roll call oh my god this is so embarrassing i remember in like second or third grade i asked teacher to go to the bathroom and she said no and i peed myself in class someone said like oh what's that liquid next to your desk i'm like i spilled a water bottle thank god my pants dried quickly so embarrassing i can't believe i'm talking about it kids sometimes ask me weird medical questions click here to check that out and as always stay happy and [Music]

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