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Doctor Reacts to NUTTIEST Medical Memes #12

how long will the ambulance be 16 feet 6 inches why the world is he smiling like a creep [Music] hey guys welcome to another episode of medical meme review i think it's about time to get a good laugh this has been a heavy time for all of us laughing sometimes carries a healing nature of its own so i want to laugh today it's a meat i got myself some raw cashews it looks like you're pregnant i'm pregnant no but it looks like you're oh don't do that don't do that doctor i've had a patient like that where i've walked into a room nothing to do with what she's looked like but because of her chart it said that she's pregnant i walked in i said congratulations but really it was the wrong charge it was a really embarrassing situation because i'm telling the patient she's pregnant she thinks i'm saying that to her because she that was stressful therapist anyways me anyways isn't a word you mean anyway therapist anyway we were talking about your difficulty making i have friends that correct grammar i get it because you want to have people speak grammatically correct in a grammatically correct manner but man when you're just having fun or sharing certain things with people you want them to not judge you on your grammar you want them to love you even if you're ill grammatically correct doc do you smoke drink or do any other narcotics why are there narcotics hell's yeah i'm down for whatevs yo doc tight we should kick it later we have to ask these questions the reason we ask these questions because to better assist in understanding what risks you face you smoke we may need to do some screenings you drink a lot of alcohol maybe i want to check a blood test if you do hard drugs i'll counsel you on quitting you don't want to hear it you don't want to hear it but i'll tell you the risks so you're aware and educated on to what risks you're facing i said risks a lot it's about risky risks doctor hi how are you me i'm well thanks doctor get that out then i disagree with this meat because i want patients to come see me as a family medicine doctor when they're healthy because we want to keep them doing well how do we do that counseling vaccinations cancer screenings blood tests getting in front of problems before they start oh dustin couch doctor you need to help me eat healthy me no doctor the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died me oh my goodness doctor in a plane crash me that sounds unrelated doctor i'm the one that crashed it do not baby that did not go in the direction that i thought it was gonna go eat healthy but not because your doctor may kill you in a plane crash and first of all how in the world did the doctor survive the plane crash who would cure covet 19 first meredith gray or dr house i think house would make 18 mistakes first and call it every other virus ever named in human existence and then by the time the patient already recovers on their own he's going to be like is kovit and then meredith would be like in a steamy session with mcdreamy who ends up dying she gets with mcsteamy and then in the middle of a romantic session it hits her it's coveted 19. and she tells them and then saves the world but that's how these shows work it ain't real life baby boo is it okay to have kids after 35 i think 35 kids is enough don't you no she's not asking about having 35 children she's talking about having kids after the age of 35 we call that pregnancy of advanced maternal age and the reason we do that is because it's considered a higher risk pregnancy that doesn't mean you can't get pregnant after 35 so please do not worry but if you have a question speak to your doctor i just made that really medical i have a 1 30 appointment which doctor no the regular third i'm having problems with my hearing can you describe the symptoms marge has blue hair and homer is a fat guy i'm having problems with my hearing can you describe marge has blue hair and homer is a fat guy the symptoms sound like simpsons but apparently a medical education doesn't prepare you to understand jokes like this so i failed you when you see a claim that a common drug or vitamin kills cancer cells in a petri dish keep in mind so does a handgun oh my god that's violent but it's absolutely true in fact bleach kills virus on surfaces but bleach also harms you that's why we tell you not to drink it or not to put it on you please don't inject anything into your veins like disinfectants that's not how it works my organs when i swap my fifth iced coffee of the day for a single cup of water you shouldn't be drinking five cups of coffee a day generally speaking because that means you're not sleeping enough you don't have the energy for whatever it is you're doing and you're functioning on overdrive actually myself i'm going through a caffeine rehab saturday and sunday today's monday i didn't drink caffeine at all and that's new for me because over the last six months i've been drinking caffeine pretty much every single day today i don't know if you can tell i'm speaking kind of fast had a cup of coffee cpr is just the human version of blowing into a video game carter i'm hoping it'll work again that's really dark you know i don't even know why people we did that was that like a thing that we did because we had anxiety that was calming for us like when someone stops breathing they're essentially dead and you need cpr to bring them back but when a game isn't working and you blow in it the game's not dead it just there's some interference sitting in conference after a night shift like there were so many times where you have to work a 24-hour shift and then stay for morning rounds and you want to stay up and you want to learn from it but your eyes are like no you will close you fight so hard you turn purple and then people look at you really weird you're like i should probably just have another cup of coffee new interns entering the hospital their first day like oh that's so cute yeah when you walk in you're like i'm here to help the world and someone's like go do this do that stat help with this nurse help this patient do this and you're like when you let the med student betta die in the patient that's actually really funny so those of you who don't know betadine is how you disinfect uh areas before you do a procedure or surgery it has this unique color to it that's like dark in color so it just does look like an area that you better die is this photoshopped i don't even know if this photoshop i can relate to this i had a spray tan once in one of my videos i think it was either my nighttime routine or how to get a summer body video i got a spray tan from one of the first times ever and i looked so weird sorry i just need a wall i need a cashew a raw cashew big pharma's first adderall meeting meth but for children it's so bad it's bad but it's accurate one of the main active ingredients in adderall is methamphetamine and it's kind of interesting and surprising and ironic at the same time that methamphetamine something that causes you that acts like an upper actually calms patients who naturally are too up right but it works and it doesn't mean it's right for everybody don't push down on patients and patients don't automatically request it when you think that you don't have a great attention span some people especially some patients that i have come in and tell me that oh doctor it's hard to study for tests i'm not really distracted and i can't focus for a long period of time but i just don't like studying so can i have a prescription for this that's not what it's for these medicines have true side effects and you'd be taking them unnecessarily it's bad for you rpg roles in the body for those who don't know role playing games well a stomach could be the damage per second character because the stomach burns everything with acid i'm with it the heart okay it's the healer because it loves i feel like the brain would be like the sorcerer rather than the rogue because i don't think brains are sly they're more like wizardy and the liver is the tank i would make skin the tank many of you didn't know skin is an organ and guess what your skin blocks almost all the viruses and bacteria from getting into your body that's why they have to land on your mucous membranes to get it because your skin's like nappy i'm a tank this is getting weird me after mingling at an interview all day please allow 48 hours for full recovery oh my god that's how i feel but not necessarily with med school interviews when you go on med school interviews it's kind of exciting because it's your future but when you have to mingle for a long period of time with people who are really smart it takes a lot of brain power especially for someone like me who like i have to really be on and afterwards i just want to come home and like melt into the couch with bear on top of me melting into me so we become this weird human bear combination check out this hilarious memes review episode right here and if you're having a tough time with quarantine check out some of these tips i put together for you right here click it click it and as always stay happy and healthy

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