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Doctor Reacts To Painful Medical Memes

bone but 206 oh see i'm getting quicker catching up on these memes by the way you have way more bones than that when you're born because your baby is a cartilage and ossifies turns into bone they fuse and you get 206 i think from 312 fact check that i just realized i do yoga every day 13 is my favorite position actually i'm totally making that up i have never fallen asleep like 13. the people who fall asleep on their back with their arms by themselves scare me because like who sleeps like this dr mike does an operation patient's credit card declines doctor mike be like so you have chosen to die of chest i only do chest compressions when the heart declines to beat saw that that's a dad joke when your boss asks for proof you're in the hospital so this patient is experiencing what's known as apple nose syndrome on his hand there that is actually not an iv that's a the charging port this patient is suffering from low battery and unless you get them to a wall stat we will not be able to defibrillate him the head bones connected to the neck bone facts the neck bones connected to the neck bone facts the neck bones connected to the neck are they gonna just name all the cervical structures there are seven cervical vertebrae and remember you should always stop cpr after the second house from the patient you should stop on the first ouch cpr is meant to be done on patients whose hearts have stopped patients are no longer breathing they're pulseless and they're unconscious because conscious patients have a pulse when you drink all of the milk okay i don't know what no that's cancer this is a can no this is cancer osteosarcoma who decided that skeletons are scary because honestly i'd be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room have you ever been to the bodies exhibit there's like muscles all over the place have you seen the muscles of the face no i'll show you to me this is not so scary because i know this guy can't even get around because he has no muscles so if he floats i know i could just push him away no problem this jack dude is scary look at this regular back will hurt eventually boring stupid bones back streets back all right he found it funny a priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank the rabbit says i think i might be a type o obviously it's a rabbi and it is a typo but you need a dash see the importance of a dash i can give you so many examples of how important grammar is check out this comma apple garlic to freshly wait what apple garlic to a freshly oh yeah my god apply garlic to a freshly opened cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain honestly some of these life hacks are pretty much this remember taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed this is bad health advice if you saw this on twitter run doc how many years old are you on a scale of one to eight kid it stops at eight it does god the darkness and they always combine the dark meme with the cute picture of the family or the nice sweet doctor just like wishing well to the child nurses get called out for playing cards anesthesiologists crossword puzzles anesthesiologists do the weirdest stuff while the patience is under well because sometimes the operations take you know eight hours ten hours and sometimes they do switch out but other times they're doing sudoku crossword puzzles i'm like i see you you're smart does it look bad doc i don't know you're probably what is he playing i think it's lego star wars lego star wars and the patient is not fully in the machine so this is kind of fake this would be more realistic if this radiology technician or radiologist was playing um solitaire because the computers are so old in the hospitals that i don't think they could even handle lego star wars it would be like solitaire or bust or minesweeper who plays minesweeper let me know doctor you can drink one glass of beer per day i've seen this with all different types of beverages no you have to be really careful when you're a doctor or a nurse or health professional asking patients questions like this because sometimes you ask like oh how much are you drinking oh one glass and they're glasses like that me brainstorming an amazing build in sims 4. me actually starting to build it oh my god on my sibs video i didn't know you can put like a whole home down and when kelsey and pizza case saw this okay here we go small buildings why are they where are their rooms connected she could have had an aneurysm like it would have ruptured how disappointed she was with me when the surgeon says oops honestly the surgeon should say pee whoop because if you're leaving full-on scissors in someone's abdomen like you got yourself a big problem i mean look it's happened we've left instruments uh in patients bowels in patients chest cavities but the reality is we've gotten so strict by doing a time out with our procedures where everyone in the room is identified the patient's identified the site of the operations identified we then do a very clear count of all the instruments of all the sponges even though out by the way if you still see that sponge from the grey's anatomy episode that legal and i covered i'm looking for it all i'm saying is hashtag missing sponge where's the sponge take me somewhere expensive most definitely expensive but honestly if someone tells you to take them somewhere expensive that's a red flag if you ask someone to take you somewhere expensive and they bring you to a hospital also a red flag don't know who's in the wrong me has veiny arms hospital nurses this is so true i was just sitting the other day during one of my shifts and my cma is like mike you have such nice veins and i was like is she saying i'm in shape is this like a flirty comment nope she just wanted to draw some blood me to my gut bacteria while taking antibiotics some of you may die but that's the sacrifice i am willing to make so true look an antibiotic kills a lot of bacteria and you have bacteria on your skin inside your gut inside your eyeball maybe not inside your eyeball i know do you have bacteria inside your eyeball when you take antibiotics it doesn't choose to only go in one place it goes into your bloodstream which then gets delivered to all different parts of your body which is good but at the same time bad because it destroys some of the good bacteria you actually have good bacteria in your gut called probiotics so when you destroy them sometimes bad bacteria flourish and you get really bad diarrhea known as c difficile [Music] bacteria diarrhea i don't know why that took so long just call it c diff natural alternative to bug spray find this plant and rub it on entire body is that poison ivy this is that time where i'm like don't get your health advice for memes this this is the meme i was talking about because if you do this you will end up in my office 48 hours later with a delayed onset autoimmune reaction with the most painful rash and because the rash is created by the oily substance that the plant releases called ursula when you scratch the little rash here and you scratch your face here guess what it's going to happen here too and it hurts this is a delayed hypersensitivity reaction that nobody wants trust me ouch doctor your body has ran out of magnesium meat omg these are good people are getting witty okay i'm gonna use this joke somewhere okay now just sleep normally yeah honestly when you go for a sleep study i've never personally had one i've seen pictures i've seen what my patients tell me it's not very comfortable like i don't think i can fall asleep comfortably with electrodes on my head and maybe even like the cpap if i need it time to test your reflexes dodge is the little knee hammer finally someone got it honestly the only thing i need to dodge when i do my reflex testing on my patients are their feet because sometimes they try and kick me eating probiotic yogurt while on antibiotics okay now battle honestly i tell my patients either take probiotics eat yogurt kefir sauerkraut something with probiotics naturally in it it's a smart move it's not now battle it's now replenished when you have a pain in your leg so you hit it and it goes away doctor that shouldn't happen like i don't know what pain maybe like if you were sitting and you were cutting off circulation then like you moved because you hit your leg and then the circulation happens otherwise that shouldn't be happening doctor which knee hurts me this knee i remember with the song i don't get it that's ani that's a neat oh that's a knee i hope no one got a tattoo of this knee audit it looks real looks inflamed a surgeon a plastic surgeon ready oh custom lego sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster reduces depression helps you live longer someone one person not pizza although it is warm what kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year a trophy i get it it's so good for those who don't know atrophy is what happens to your muscles when you don't use them because when you don't use them you lose them whoever came up with that genius whoever came up with this meme bigger genius me finally gets eight hours of sleep my neck yeah but you did it wrong honestly this is me all the time maybe i've always had an unknown childhood dream of mine to become a gymnast because when i am in my bed i wake up in such positions that i can't imagine how i got into them and my neck thanks me the next morning by reminding me that i'm not a gymnast and i'm getting older and i'm inflexible and i probably have spondylolysis couldn't even say that because my neck hurts so much still single always ah i wish dna and rna can get together but then it'll be like a polyamorous relationship and there'd probably be some cancerous mutation thing going on so doc it hurts when i do this arthritis ah that's cute these are the kind of feel-good memes i like is it osteoarthritis is it rheumatoid arthritis is it psoriatic arthritis i get too excited about these things in greek mythology chiron was not only half man and half horse he was also a doctor of medicine much like myself that made him the center for disease control golf club for that one how doctors text each other honestly when we had palm trios back in the day yeah i just threw that out there that is how we texted each other because you could hand write on those with a little stylus my dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor new dad joke level genuine question here who named it a stool sample the toilet bowl doesn't look like a stool where is the stool coming from family guy or nickelodeon which medical scene reactions are you watching as always stay happy and healthy click on them click click click click [Music]

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