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Doctor Reacts To Pirates Of The Caribbean Injuries

Pirates and hospitals have a lot in common come on peg legs eye patches there's a lot of medicine to digest and we're about to do it by reacting to scenes from Pirates of the Caribbean huge thanks to gramarly for sponsoring this video let's get started that's a hat this promotion froze into sharp relief that which I have not yet achieved a marriage to a fine woman I can't breathe panic attack hyperventilation heart attack pulmonary embolism takus soos cardiomyopathy which is also known as broken heart syndrome there's a lot of diagnoses that are at the top of my differential here and there's obviously a traumatic component to this and then they made me the a chief see that was a pretty high fall wouldn't be so comfortable to land from that high up the higher you jump from the more the water ends up acting like concrete because the water can't displace fast enough when you actually enter the water especially if you land like pancake style will you be saving her then I can't swim proud of the king's Navy you are do not lose this remember when a person is drowning in most situations here might be a little bit different but when you do CPR usually we always say it's just chest compression chest compression chest compression but with the drowning victim you actually do do rescue breaths important to remember wow she went down deep and he went down deep too yeah that corset also makes it difficult to breathe a lot of these binders and clothes that they used to wear can constrict one's breathing and make it difficult to take large expansive breaths whereby you actually lose the lower portion of the air sacks inside your lungs you can actually see it on an X-ray not breathing move I never would have thought of that clearly you've never been to Singapore what happens in Singapore stays in Singapore oh see in these areas they have way too much smoke going on that's going to be a hindrance to Optimal athletic performance which is what you want in a battle if I was a general I would actually ask to put the Torches out and instead get like drummers going because we know that musical activity can actually bring up the heart rate Elevate the heart rate prepare one for battle but smoke and stuff will just yield to congestion and make you feel all asmatic and stuff what was that oh does he have an artificial eye like an ocular prosthesis it's actually used to be made out of glass now they're using like an acrylic plastic substance there's cool Innovations being made in this field with like LCD and OLED technology in order to make the eye more realistic obviously if you're just looking straight ahead artists can make it look really good with paint and stuff but your pupil needs to be able to react to light that makes it feel real the eye can match the other eye's motion through this eye tracking technology where it makes the artificial eye match the real eye and you won't be able to get your vision back if you have a prosthesis but if you can make it match from an appearance standpoint that can be quite valuable hello jump oh not compatible with Life although if he didn't have good aim I guess it could be but like based off that it looked like non compatible okay how are you jumping 15 ft and your knees are just like eating it I'm sure his meniscus is like screaming right now the little two C shaped carlous rings that sit on your knee the lateral and medial minisi o that jump is going to hurt there's just a lot of trauma happening right now and if I was a trauma surgeon I'd be having a field day but given that I'm a primary care doctor I'm thinking more about the social anxiety that they're all experiencing and thinking about how that's going to impact their blood pressure the aches and pains that they're going to feel after battle how do people in movies just punch glass and like don't have giant shards of glass in their hand remember when you punch and let's say you get a sharp stuck in there when you open your hand hand the skin moves and that thing just jams deeper into your like hand that's why it's so dangerous when you get a fight but you punch someone the bacteria gets in there and then you relax your hand the bacteria is then trapped in there can't make its way out so it seeds into your joint potentially into your bone potentially into your blood leading to sepsis say goodbye oh no oh my God I sound like a pirate now too oh my god do you think Pirates say are because they constantly have achy joints you know what the only disease that comes to mind when we're dealing with pirate stuff from like my medical school days scurvy which happens as a result of lack of vitamin C and one of the main symptoms of that are bleeding gums when they were traveling on all these ships and they would be vitamin C deficient the way they treated it gave folks oranges and it made it all better but nowadays no one is really vitamin C deficient not only because we eat those important foods but also a lot of foods are fortified these days where we add certain vitamins and minerals to foods that normally don't contain them oh that's a snake got to be careful with snakes is that a poisonous one based on the color of that snake like the red with the dots it looks sus it looks potentially venomous remember poison you ingest Venom you get bit fall from a thousand plus feet non-compatible with life doesn't matter that you're in that nice ball you know maybe if they had one of those inflatable thing bobbits that they put at the bottom of buildings for like stunt people uh-oh I feel like there's a whale incoming oh I knew it sea creature is that an octopi multiple octopi oh you got to be careful octopus don't really fight with men there have been some weird instances where like the camera lens flashed in a certain way where one octopus to was another octopus they gone to a fight but generally they're like peaceful animals at least to us but this is like a mystical one I don't think this is a regular like this isn't your typical octopus that you get in a Mediterranean restaurant take it oh my god oh he's making some calamari for sure that's squid actually oh maybe this is a squid I don't know I'm acting like I'm a biologist but I'm not I'm not like a human bi ologist like some people are I see tentacles I think octopus that is not compatible with ship life while Pirates like Jack Sparrow might be able to sword fight their way out of trouble they're still a bit behind when it comes to their reading and writing skills it might be a few centuries too late but grammarly Pros AI WR writing tools definitely would have improved their writing you see grammarly is an AI writing partner that works where you work so you can craft quality writing faster across different platforms no more copying and pasting like other AI tools after using the free version for years I've upgraded to grammarly Pro which has some awesome new features strategic suggestions is definitely one of them because that actually helps me improve my 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because of the lack of fluoride in their water that's why we actually supplement in areas where there is no fluoride oh oh he got caught oh just for a second I thought he's good but that's not compatible with Life Canon to the face stop oh very St oh no oh no what is it what is it oh that's a poison dart frog I've actually read a lot about these back in the day indigenous tribes would actually take darts that they would like the blow darts and get some of the poison off of the surface of the Frog and that's where their name came from the way that these frogs develop their poison is actually from the insects and stuff that they eat so if you raise one at home there's a world where it won't be as poisonous if poisonous at all why what could be wrong with an older man having a hobby clearly I have the same hobby you heard of Spider-Man but have you ever heard of frog man ribbit ribbit [Music] rib I poison from the inance of pois poisonous toes just to scratch you're dead man in minutes yeah I think like poison dart frogs can kill like up to 10 men and like thousands of mice it's how they protect themselves they also have that unique color about them that warrants stay away you seek in this place what only faith can provide faith faith there is light enough to see but Darkness enough to Blind yeah that cut on the back of the hand that's cutting some extensor tendons flection would be here extension would be here oh right in the pancreas for the Pearl what have you done oh Angelica don't it's poison oh what's poison oh no did she get the the Frog poison on her no that can cause paralysis take on Blackbeard without a little venomous advance I don't even know how to reverse the the poison dart frogs Venom like I would need help I would consult someone here a wildlife emergency room fellow trained physician I cannot save you both why of you a sacrifice you take it father for yourself Captain M she's dying you must save your daughter rationing care is one of the hardest parts about practicing wartime medicine and I know this isn't technically a war but it's pirate ship stuff which is like War this one takes life this one has a tear and gives life all hurry imagine as a joke he just gave them seven up he thought you were going to get better in fact it might have been the other way around this cup had the tear that one had the other bit trick devil father oh no oh oh look at that she's Wolverine now you bastard how could you your father saved you perhaps his soul is now redeemed oh the water's coming for him this is all those who practice Homeopathy always talk about water having memory and if you actually put an enormously diluted sample of poison into water it remembers so this is what's Happening Here the water remembers his evilness and it cleanses his soul you heard it here first ooh loss of skin not compatible with Life I don't even know how he's moving sans's muscle like you need muscle to move how are his bones just floating yep should just collaps into a bag of bones see what happens don't play with frogs if you don't have the antidote as I always say did he anchor the boat or did he anchor his ankle anle oh that's going to be too fast of a descent your ears are going to pop Bud that was way too fast of ascent so you got to control your Ascent especially in the last 20 ft or so people don't understand when you go down and you spend time down there nitrogen gets into your blood and then when you come up if you come up too quickly that nitrogen's going to Bubble Up and that's going to cause a problems also known as the Benz they don't even have hyper Barrack Chambers down there clearly not Patty certified that's no ship Sir it's a shipwreck she's sailing straight toward US Open Fire who are they you have to look know who you're shooting at who are you firing at what is that is that Donkey Kong yeah that's how I feel some kind of super super B death oh that was a cervical fracture potentially vertebral Artery Dissection which are the two arteries that run up and down your spine just go see he wouldn't die that fast with that it would be a quick death but not like dead you would need to bleed out a little bit you need to stroke out a little bit some twitching and stuff how would you like to die pirate hanging firing squad or a new Venture the guillotin oh you don't want to have your head chopped off I mean I guess maybe you do no one wants to get hung firing squad no I think Guillotine actually bring the basket basket why oh my God there's going to be a lot of blood the kateed they're going to spray blood I love that there's still heads in the basket like could you at least clean the other heads out fire oh oh oh no what is going to happen oh wow he got saved oh oh oh oh see the vertebral arteries again they're right in the back there they're Prime for being severed oh you be careful you already have the The Noose around the neck you don't want to lose your balance there and fall off the platform thank you you're welcome me lady oh got you oh why not cut the thing first God she would have broken her neck so quick she might have died just from that did you know there are amazing sea survival stories that you need to hear click here to check that out and as always stay happy and healthy [Music]

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