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Doctor Reacts to RIDICULOUS Medical Memes #8

dr mike his shirt buttons [Music] recently i've been getting a lot of hate so i decided to prescribe a healthy dose of medical meme review eight it'll be great mate fill your cup day it's sad oh that's so gross this is what uh patients who have a male genitalia uh use to urinate in when they're in the hospital if you're gonna be using those to fill your cup up on 7-eleven day make sure that those are fresh because otherwise ammonia me my back hurts i wonder why my sleeping position first of all i don't know who this golfer is but oh my god what is he doing that could be the most awkward i feel like this is photoshop this can't be normal but yeah a lot of times my patients wake up with pain that they didn't have the day before a lot of times it's because they're sleeping on too soft of a mattress too firm of a mattress the wrong amount of pillows there's a lot of things that play a role in how you feel when you wake up in the mornings when i tell my therapist about my childhood that's a lot of damage i'm only laughing because of this gentleman's expression here but yeah in order to comply with privacy regulations we are not allowed to call our patients by name will the lady with the itchy vagina please i don't even know what joke to make about that because it's just so funny on its own i'm just gonna leave it out there for you think about it laugh about it together wait what are you doing the virus database has updated not that far from reality when we give a child a vaccine we're allowing the child's own immune system to better prepare for when that virus comes to attack them in real life that's what the whole point of giving a vaccine is and i'm not gonna lie i've had babies look at me like this when i gave immunizations i mean their eyes don't light up but they look at me like they're offended like i disrespected them i grew up in brooklyn i know what disrespect eyes look like my question is why do one and two-year-olds know about that it's like why'd you use such a big gauge needle and i'm like yo chill b i say b because it's a baby a spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now i'm googling how to extract a fork from bone without causing more damage rip my audi tts uh i think it was a 2010 uh such a nice car i was driving my beautiful brand new red audi tts and a spider falls upon my cup holder scares me i smoosh it i crash my car i don't want to tell you the whole story because it's even more embarrassing than that but i'm going to be telling this audi story in one of my upcoming videos did you know left-handed people have a higher chance of finishing their exam on time than people who died from not being vaccinated you want to know a fun fact about left-handed people they suffer more workplace injuries because most tools are designed for right-handed people bet you to know that one when you're an adult and now you have to go to the doctor alone oh squidward actually i recommend to my patients always bringing a loved one because when you're hearing news bad news good news whatever it is and there's details involved sometimes it's easy to forget those details if you don't write them down especially but if you have a second person they're with you not only can they also ask questions which you probably have similar questions and you'll forget to ask but they'll also be able to recount some of those details with you when you guys go home later spongebob my immune system the first time i get a virus my immune system the second time i get the same virus see spongebob got diesel cause your body builds up antibodies it's like look we've seen this once before we already know how to fight it let loose the warriors aka diesel spongebob and we get better i just think you you misunderstand me and my shirt buttons i think my shirts fit me just fine they're made for my body a lot of people will jump to the assumption that they're very fancy they're not they're actually very reasonably priced around 40 50 bucks when i sit cross-like it that puts like an awkward hump into my back slash lower pelvis area that puts a lot of strain on the lower buttons so yes they do sweat they definitely earn their money what would load buttons want to earn not money string whatever they earn they're stressed out but they're earning tobacco industry you want a nicotine addiction and lung cancer teens no wtf tobacco industry it's mango flavored though teens oh i cannot believe how our society is slowly being addicted to the thing that we've spent decades on addicting them from i know that makes no sense but let me throw some statistics at you in 2000 the smoking rate for teenagers was about 20 in 2017 it dropped to 5 that's a huge decrease but guess what now it's being replaced by teens vaping 30 of high school teens admit that they vape at some point that's crazy that's nicotine it affects your frontal cortex the decision-making part of your brain you're now allowing it to learn the habit of addiction to a substance that's not healthy for you like nicotine in addition to all the other harmful chemicals that we find in these vape pens and i know people want to jump in and say risk reduction is better than smoking well if teens weren't smoking before and now we're giving them vape pens and they're vaping like crazy that's not risk reduction anymore maybe we could talk about risk reduction for adults but the problem here isn't teens we got to talk about teens do i get too angry on that chest compressions are useless and it's better to wait for medical professionals to help i'm about to get very unhappy you're about to get very unhealthy chest compressions chest compressions chest compressions they save lives baby boo and you best believe that merch is incoming that contract is about to be signed about to have all that dm sorry not here dm chest compressions yeah the only essential oil i trust is wpt40 that is essential and it is an oil god i hope it's an oil i know it's a lubricant i'm not even certain that it's an oil friend what did your wife do just before she had the baby me she went and then a bit of poo came out friend i meant work-wise oh bookkeeping i've delivered babies i think during my residency i was up to like 30 something deliveries pooping is normal it's part of the process don't panic we wipe it away we move on we forget about it there's a lot of pushing that happens there's a lot of pain that happens but the most important thing is making sure mom is healthy and the baby comes out well everything else just a little poop that you can get wiped off when the doctor's office forgets to ask for your co-pay wait is this guy from an infomercial and i don't know cause he looks kind of rad [Music] i like his sweater i think his sweater says cccp which in russian means ussr i think not quite sure what's interesting to me is i see people going to the vet and they're like okay it's like a thousand dollars to give your dog an iv anything for my dog here's a thousand dollars cash no problem i'm gonna go bankrupt no worries but fix fido and then they need to go in to see me for a physical and they need to pay 15 it's a whole big argument why do i need to pay 15 i don't understand this 15 is ridiculous it's 15 and we're going to be preventing a lot of problems down the line that are going to cost a lot more than 15 think of that 15 as an investment in your health and your wallet your baby is sick as he definitely needs a shot cheers sick as why does the doctor have no arms why do we have an armless doctor and then suddenly develops an arm to take a shot that's my biggest concern in this whole thing me spent eight hours per day on the internet eyesight gets worse me my vision has gotten worse and when i went to see my ophthalmologist the thing that he told me is i've been staring at screens and textbooks for too long probably not textbooks because i did everything on the computer but he says when you're close to the screen your eye muscle strains so much it actually makes your vision worse over time so he recommended that when i look at screens i keep them further away from me that will help my eye muscles relax some i've been doing it i haven't seen much of a result but i feel like i'm on my way to contact or maybe lasik that could be my future too would you guys want to see me get surgery on my eyes childhood injuries fell off my bike fell out of a tree twisted my ankle adult injuries slept wrong sat down too long sneezed too hard well it's funny because childhood injuries mainly acute problems as you get older chronic problems you've been alive for many years and if you do repetitive activities sometimes it can wear you down especially if you do unhealthy repetitive activities like sitting sitting is generally unhealthy when you do it for 13 14 hours of the day which many of us do docs are you saying i should touch myself whenever i feel like it no jeff i said you could have a stroke at any time i don't get the joke doc are you saying i should touch myself whenever i feel like it no jeff i said you can have a stroke at eight it reminds me of that's in me a stroke not that kind of stroke talking about a stroke like a paddle stroke but the other stroke if you didn't get it by now you're not gonna get us just move on to the next mean i know you don't have a choice because i control the length of the video but either way just wait until for me to finish this monologue and then the next mean will start then we could continue on with the joke okay i'll see you in the next meeting 90 year old vaccinated person dies anti-vaxxers it's those damn vaccines anti-vaxxers what are you doing just for what porque porque eso necesito no necesito por if you haven't seen i recently got into a fight with a plant check out this amazing fan art that someone sent me on instagram this is so good it made me and my co-workers laugh for a while and if you haven't seen me get into a fight with this plant click here and watch this video as always stay 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