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Doctor Reacts to Silly Medical Memes #6

what's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer oh he said the t someone wise once said life is better when you're laughing so let's jump right in memes v6 no 6. there's such an embarrassing story about this the other day i was feeling a little warm and because my nurses are the ones generally doing the vitals including the temperature i just casually grabbed it off the wall without even thinking and i was so close to putting the probe in my mouth it had a probe cover but still and i'm about to put it and one of my nurses grabs my hands like what are you doing and i'm like what's the big deal i'm just checking my temperature she's like that's the rectal one i almost tasted e coli playing with my stethoscope when i'm bored oh hey bear [Music] honestly i do do that i've hit myself in the face and while the majority of the stethoscope is rubbery and soft the end of it the bell is really dense i've hit myself in the head ouch police medic he will beat you to health with his magic wellness stick this is how you get healthy it actually reminds me of like cupping you know people walk out with all those bruises on their bodies and they're like oh i feel so great i'm like did someone beat you explaining having an mri to your patient loud noises honestly if you've ever been in an mri it's like live on saturday during ultra miami music week that's just the magnets they're making noises so that we can visualize soft tissue inside your body worst doctor ever the stethoscope isn't even in his ears okay the only way i'm showing you this we're blurring that but just so you can get what the logo is but you can't quite read it kid when i grow up i want to be a doctor doc i'm afraid with your condition that won't be possible mom is he sick no he's just oh these are messed up the last time i was someone's type i was donating blood oh the dating struggle is real is that thanos with pull on his head and the doctor just melting i try to watch whatever the last avengers movie that's on netflix i can't keep up with them there's so many of them someone needs to give me a summary or give me like a youtube summation video to watch because i don't even know what's going on but i know that this dude has mad stones and the apple so the doctor is melting can you spot the dermatologist that's so good uh people think sunblock is the best way to protect yourself from the sun no covering up is the best way then if you cannot do that you throw on sunblock and you make sure to get the highest spf possible even though spf above 3540 doesn't really do much more if you apply it perfectly which most of us do not so buy that spf 75 and spend a few more dollars i know you got the money you have an iphone you're watching youtube you're thinking about getting youtube premium i know what you're doing you got hbo you watch game of thrones get sunblock actual footage of me trying to pass my courses oh what is that is that a salamander give it to me straight doc you no wait give it to me gay girl bye you're dying don't play dirty unless it's mnemonics then be as filthy as possible the hypothalamus plays a major role in the regulation of basic biological drives related to survival including the so-called four f's fighting fleeing feeding and mating the mating should be something else it rhymes with puck luck shock i got some filthy mnemonics oh uh shy lovers try positions that they can't handle do you know what that is comment down below so people can get on the same page as you and notice that i did it on my hand maybe that's a clue old man you shouldn't give me that it's too beautiful girl that's okay the nurse said i'll get it back in a week tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and in the or hand me the lube pull it harder i was gonna say these are too loose talking about sutures great now you're not even sterile emergency in america when you get sick you go to the emergency room dating a doctor i had a great time tonight and i'd like to see you again in four to six weeks you know some a strategy that i've learned from my friends in the past that works very well for dating is to not over commit time wise much like you do in a doctor's office like you set the patient's visit to 15 minutes or 30 minutes set your initial visit date with somebody for just a coffee and if the coffee goes well then you could parlay it into a dinner and if that goes well you could parlay it to netflix and chill but if you right away say come over netflix and chill now you're committed for a long period of time so commit to the coffee see if it works give it some time let it marinate enjoy the date if it goes well and you're married hit me up maybe i'll come speak at your wedding boss why should we hire you as a reverse psychologist you shouldn't i like that when a patient asks me if their botox and fillers are covered by insurance for their wrinkles that's so good there's a lot of things patients come in for that they expect their health insurance to pay and their health insurance is like no no no that's just for your appearance sake vampires suck your blood for vitamin d because they can't go out and sun themselves you ever think about that no you only think about yourself you know that's not bad that's not bad but then why don't they just take a supplement what should we call this monthly cycle of women what women uh what about women's duration man i have a better idea it comes from menses which i think is latin for monthly or month or something like that i'm not a latin professional professor menses nothing to do with men month monthly every 28 days a cycle me preparing to hold the retractor in the same position for the next eight hours okay for those of you who don't know when you're a medical student there's very limited things you can do to help out a doctor in the operating room one of the most important being is making sure they have a good field of view right because if they're operating they need to make sure nothing is in the way but as you can imagine the human body has all these nooks and crannies it's sometimes difficult to get access to an area so they have you hold this like medical device that wraps around the flesh of the human body and you're just holding it with all of your strength oh my god i've had my muscles cramp so hard in the middle of these procedures where i had to excuse myself from the room and ask to get switched off of holding the retractors because it's hard you got to stay in the same position it's an isometric contraction all my body's doing is sending signals to the muscles let go let go let go this too shall pass it might pass like a kidney stone but it will pass i've passed a kidney stone it hurts so much there's blood there's pain tears you like vegetables not really why then you're gonna hate your wife oh my god doctor you need to stop masturbating patient why doctor because i'm trying to vaccinate you and i don't know what kind of vaccine this doctor's giving it looks like it's just a needle with no syringe shaving i made a playlist of my three funniest videos this year click and enjoy stay happy and healthy

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