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Doctor Reacts To Surprisingly Accurate Medical Memes

it's kind of a chilly day outside so i'm just checking out some cool memes huge thank you to shipstation for sponsoring this video okay we got a glove oh no lie that could easily be a video of me they'll snap hard and cause pain when a pregnant woman goes swimming she is a human submarine first of all depends if she's submerged or not actually i guess it kind of doesn't because submarines don't always have to be submerged she's a human submarine it's it's factual i tried so hard and got so far but in the end clown egg two four six eight ten gas liquid stuff oh man this is one of those that i'm not gonna get sam's gonna laugh you're gonna laugh and it's all at my expense u dozen two four six eight ten even states of matter in the end it doesn't even matter oh there you go okay so it's the lincoln park right but why is that oh it because it's the clown mike oh my god is this gerber mountain dew baja blast i made a mistake and i said somewhere in one of my videos that spriter 7up has caffeine and i apologize for it i was wrong it's mountain dew that has caffeine in it still not healthy babies do not need caffeine they have a lot of energy and their energy exponential is huge because they're growing they're exploring the world their neurons are firing at paces that you couldn't even comprehend at your age unless of course you're a baby you've heard of elf of a shelf but have you heard of esophagus pharaoh karsophagus of esophagus sarcophagus sarcophagus that's what it is that's cute what are the results doctor you have [Music] tunnel fission that's pretty good it's not what it is it's not that's pretty good it's a tunnel and there's fish tunnel fishing you think i know what kind of fish that is can you take a guess with some fish types salmon tuna tunnel catfish tunnel carpal tunnel it's a carp carps tunnel fission i think is better the tunnel fish it isn't better hospital staff shortages are getting out of hand i love that only one of the dogs is wearing a mask do you think one of the dogs is an anti-massacre me goes to bed my nostrils yo so so true our bedrooms tend to be they're over air conditioned or overheated which makes them dry so nostrils seem to clog up one of my nostrils usually actually doesn't work i probably have a deviated septum botox i like wrinkles it shows wisdom smile lines say with me smile lines oh so when other people call their pets fur baby it's fine but when i call a kid a skin dog somehow i'm disgusting and the worst pediatrician in this hospital can you imagine it i just walk in hey skin dog me i believe science science please just don't use your phone right before bed and right after waking up it's literally destroying your circadian rhythm me no people pick and choose when they want to listen to science they may believe it but they can choose to not listen to and that's the beauty of being human right it goes against science to jump out of off of a cliff with a squirrel suit but yet people do it but that is the beauty of being human we are infallible creatures i truly actually don't even know what infallible means but it sounded like it worked in that sentence ketchup tomato oh that's actually that's cute i give that one 10 out of 10 for cuteness as you know if you're a practicing physician or medical student we don't replete with blood unless the patient is actively bleeding or has a hemoglobin less than seven back to the memes in just a second but first i want to talk to you about ship station look if you've ever had to ship anything before i don't need to tell you how frustrating it can be but thanks to shipstation shipping will become the easiest part of your online business its order management and shipping software is designed to make retailers lives hassle-free from the dashboard you could easily import orders from amazon ebay etsy even your own website and automate just about every shipping task even from your phone they work with international and local shipping companies around the 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operate outside more yeah uncontrolled uh environment is probably why that that's what i would go with no plugs there's a second problem dirt problem imagine like the leaves just get blown into the abdominal cavity that would be a bigger problem a raccoon just runs in and steals the appendix another big problem a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence for example jane ate her friend's sandwich jane ate her friend's colon yeah don't eat your friend's colon never thought i'd say that on this channel basic insulin insulin injection power allows user to not die weakness dollar signs facts allows glucose to enter body cells diabetics usually don't produce insulin extremely expensive in u.s that is not true about diabetics usually not producing it maybe type 1 diabetics that might be true for first of all i don't like calling them diabetics patients who have type 2 diabetes they may produce insulin and not have it be effective at the sight of the cells good pokemon card humans born in a hospital bears born in the safety and warmth of a den giraffes are giraffes born in the neck why why are giraffes born so high up tanning bed select the cancer basal cell squamous melanoma honestly it's fairly accurate the fact that we still have tanning beds knowing how much cancer they cause like we've banned things that don't cause nearly as much harm as tanning beds do it's just like it's a cancer salon it really is nasal congestion post nice trip i'm assuming because horses go nay nasal nasal my brain when i try to make it learn something that i'm not interested in could not copy files because no i swear i have gotten this notification when i couldn't concentrate late at night and full panic mode set in if i can remember this i will fail the test i will not become a doctor i will not reach the goals that i set for myself my father will hit me my soviet father suddenly my brain started working i don't know why that fear always worked on this error configuration how we see dr mike how dr mike sees dr martin no lie it's true that's actually somewhat normal like obviously not distorted like that but if you look at yourself and you see that there's like improvements to be made that's kind of healthy like as long as you don't get stuck on that and constantly think about it over and over again to the point where you hate yourself that can become pathologic those who have a narcissistic personality disorder will look at themselves and see themselves as perfect hear themselves as perfect the idea of not liking hearing your voice recorded is kind of human and normal medical students biochemistry yo yo i've been crushing school my whole life as soon as i met biochemistry i was like dang i need help it's like the combination of the most difficult intricate parts of chemistry mixed with like calculus and they had a baby why did ninety percent of all medicines sound like cool wizard names in his eyes zyrtec i don't understand the people behind pharmaceutical naming they throw z's x's they try and sound exotic it's my job to memorize them and i can't and we expect patience to do i can't pronounce most of them question what is oxytocin i need some oxytocin there oxytocin please yeah yeah you smell gross because you've been rolling around in the snow but i need the oxytocin my milkshake brings all the bees to my car i spilled all over my car bees inside of my car they could kill me i'm allergic to bees you better have an epipen ready and it should be my milkshake my honey shake brings all the bees to my car when my friends ask how i can work 12 to 13 hour night shifts for so many years what is already decades die the painless you develop working overnight shifts or icu shifts is understated i believe i in that month alone i developed a vitamin d deficiency youtube playing two unskippable ads in a row me watching a cpr tutorial to save someone having a heart attack that's why i gotta get youtube premium right here click down below sons of johnson and johnson dwayne johnson i would really like if someone asked him an honest question if he was ever using supplemental testosterone it's a question i've been curious about because he's huge he looks like he doesn't age like i would love the honesty to come out because i know even if i follow his routine there is no way i will be his size it's just genetically not possible he could also be genetically gifted and i may be judging him unfairly family it's all in god's hands now it's a lot of technology what about us the doctors we're making decisions too oh you're sick and really weak here tear open this steel package for medicine i would complain but i know this is done to prevent kids from having accidental ingestion i will give them a pass this one time on the poopy packaging i don't know how to say this oh my god just say it this diodo co-kinesia is it some kind of like an incorrect mucus secretion of the nose i have no idea here's the definition right here dr mike never put anything in your ears me who wears hearing aids confused screaming i understand i should clarify my statements they never put anything in your ears that has not been directly recommended by another physician jokes that go over dr mike's head sam dr mike fans it's true there's a lot of jokes that are just like don't judge me okay i have like eight jobs going on tour which by the way if you don't have tickets to that you're missing out because we already created the tour it is literally fine it's comedy genius with the help of some comedy geniuses improv medical game shows audience interaction the tickets are down below definitely get yourself tickets because it's amazing i'm a boxer now doctor obviously youtuber content creator dog dad what job do you think i should have next drop it down below those are some ridiculous memes here are some ridiculous kickstarter health fitness products some of them made me bleed some of them made me gag also don't forget to go get your 60 day free trial to ship 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