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Doctor Reacts To Twilight “Medical” Scenes

I know this is a stretch but a lot of you requested that I react to the medical scenes of the Twilight series Saga and I haven't watched it yet so I'm preparing to watch it all for you hope I don't regret this let's get started [Music] be everyone in this series looks so pale I'm screening all of them for anemia chronic blood loss B12 deficiency I'm getting a CBC at the very least oh someone's been doing tricep extensions I'm surprised after this movie he didn't do a jaw trainer ad on Tik Tok not that they work but I'm just saying like in Hollywood it makes [Music] sense I would say she's underacting but sometimes in moments of shock people do get confused and dazed and don't know how to react the whole deer and headlights thing that we make fun actually does happen to humans as well you and I are going to talk you all right I'm fine dad calm down I'm sorry Bella I try to stop he tried to stop by turning the van sideways thought it wasn't his fault he could have been killed you understand that yes but I wasn't so you can kiss your license goodbye whoa fancy resident coming in with the teal shirt and teal tie and pale skin my God his skin is so cyanotic like if I just looked at this person I would guess they're hemog globin is like a five which is like in desperate need of a transfusion hi sister Isabella Bella looks like you took quite a spill how do you feel good well that's not really how we perform a history we usually say what happened what do you remember did you lose Consciousness does something hurt my guy at least fake it like you're a doctor don't just put on a white coat on your teal shirt and slick back your hair and think you're the vampire King vampire of the hospital that climax did not work might experience some okay so this whole moving the pen back and forth is like a little weird the purpose of using the pen light in one eye is to see if the pupil reacts to the light so technically when you shine a bright light into a pupil it shrinks and when you move the light away and it gets darker it expands now if that's not happening or you have a blown pupil on one side that could be a sign of a head injury the fact that he's going like this like you're never really going to see whether or not the pupils reating disorientation but your vitals look good no signs of any head trauma he failed med school 101 in Vampire Diaries 103 is disorientation not a symptom of head injury to me it is and because she had a pretty serious accident I'm probably scanning her instead he kept you this fragile little human it's cruel really oh what did he do what did he do did he stab her stomped on her leg her lower leg oh stomping on the lower leg there's a lot of nerves there a lot of pain a lot of blood vessels oh you save her Rob I'm sorry yeah back injury T12 vertebral fracture but don't vampires heal really quickly so my medical diagnosis need not [Music] apply that's a bad place for a cut that's where the femoral artery is you can bleed heavy I didn't see how high it was on the leg but that could be bad oh stop biting her did he bite her does that count does she is it like it's like walking dead not all the way not all the way so you have to give time for the the poison to leech it's actually quite similar for a tick bite a lot of people see it tick land on them maybe bites them and they're like oh my God I might have lime disease but actually a tick has to be attached for like 24 to 48 hours in order for lime disease to actually spread the bacteria that causes Lyme disease lives inside The Tick's gut and actually takes time for it to spread into your own bloodstream femal A's been Savage she's losing too much blood look at this he's like a doctor and everything oh it's that same dude this is where a tourniquet comes in real handy because the purpose of the tourniquet really is to buy you more time it's to clamp off the bleed bleeding from above meaning closer to the heart so that would be higher up on the leg you tie off that circulation get her to the hospital get the trauma surgeons in there the vascular surgeons they do their little stuff and by little stuff I mean they actually fix the injury and boom the leg works again and so does the rest of her body TI above my head oh look at them listening to the doctor advice but see they should have called 911 before doing this because it's going to actually they could fly and stuff so this my simple human mind is thinking like ambulance and they're like we're just going to fly so he's not biting her he's he's sucking out the Venom this is why that device that some people use on like mosquito bites to try and like suck out the inflammation like they think it works but that's not really why it works I actually reviewed it in a whole Amazon video it was a weird video cuz I reviewed a lot of weird products oh that's a good suction [Music] paper cut I hate paper cuts they're so small and yet they're so problematic they allow infection in but you don't think they're that serious so you don't necessarily go to cover them and then if you get a little lemon juice in there or something acidic it burns like I'm watching this and there's vampires diving on the little blood Splat and all I'm thinking about is whenever I drop a crumb on the floor and bear sees it and he just attacks it in very much the same way I see a lot of relation to that get jper out of there why doesn't this specific vampire react to the blood this way like how is he so comfortable becoming a doctor not wanting every time he's doing a little blood draw that he's like let me get a little and wait hold on a second aren't vampires worried about bloodborne diseases HIV syphilis hepatitis these are problems that like you should think about as a vampire I never wanted to have a party it's not your fault you got to take out the glass foreign bodies first thing you're doing you're removing them but you're also just washing it out with warm water that's an important part of it or cool water how do you do it years and years of practice and cool contact I knew who I wanted to be I wanted to help people that's nice brings me happiness he's doing sutures I wouldn't necessarily do them sometimes you have to let wounds close by what we call secondary intention which means that if they're dirty wounds you may want to let them heal from inside out as opposed to closing them cuz sometimes you could trap bacteria infection in there that long hair look was not a good look for him hit the braak whoa I hope she didn't fracture anything you trying to get yourself killed again no forget it she's bleeding she has a head injury don't let her go back on the motorcycle oh yeah he's flexing on her my guy that was so unnecessary you did not need to dab the blood away like that you could have just taken the shirt and just gone like [Music] this feel that flesh and blood and warmth I'm going to use that as a pickup line see if it works Bella where the hell have you been [Music] Loca oh she wants vampire oh why did it hurt her so much to punch him cuz he's a wolf yeah I kissed Bella and she broke her hand oh you know what's really dangerous not only getting a boxer's fracture the fifth met tar metacarpal here but also getting a fight bite and I don't think she got it there cuz I think his mouth was closed but if you hit someone on their teeth that is so problematic for the hand because it's usually very deep number one when the person relaxes their hand that infection can spread to the Joint of the hand and therefore cause all sorts of problems like a septic arthritis with like tendon involvement it's so destructive that you actually need very very thorough care initially and follow up to make sure that the infection isn't spreading the human mouth is actually quite dirty it's a polymicrobial environment we call it there's like 50 different types of bacteria in the mouth that was cool your rib is cracked what was that an image of what in the world am I looking at is that even a human that's her abdomen you haven't punctured anything yet what do you mean she hasn't punctured anything yet the vampire baby the vampire baby needs to stop performing intraabdominal trauma it's breaking her bones now it's crushing you from the inside out that's how I feel about my long work days car I'll tell her what you told me the fetus isn't compatible with your body oh it's too strong it's like an RH incompatibility it won't allow you to get the nutrition you need starving you by the hour I can't stop it and I can't SL slow it down at this rate your heart will give out before you can deliver see I want to fact check this real bad but I'm not sure if there's vampire human baby incompatibility [Music] syndome he likes it ginger ale nausea oh oh did her back just break can someone hold her why are they watching oh her patella does she have like weak brittle bones like osteopetrosis Carlo said the placenta must have detached is she losing a lot of blood cuz that's how you would know there's actually a unique condition where the placenta can come off the uterus and obviously placental separation is going to be a lot of blood potential injury to not only the the fetus or the baby being delivered but also to the mom but then there's also the situation of placenta preia where the placenta is actually on the lower portion of the uterus where it can even block the ser where the baby normally would come out in those situations obviously we're going for a C-section coming as fast as he can we'll have to do it do what what are they going to do no she how okay let the morphine spray there's no time he's dying get him out now let the morphine spray oh my God are they just what about her bladder you got to be careful oh my God she doesn't know where she's cutting oh no she's going to eat the scalpel get her out of this is bad vampire Health Care the amount of blood loss she has I don't know how long she's going to last I need to get her an IV get her some fluids get her a transfusion oh oh is he eating the baby I delivered 30 plus babies I've assisted in dozens more never seen a surgeon do that I felt like that was not just on ethical but unconstitutional as well she's sweating cuz she's getting a fever from all these bites I just said earlier there's 50 different types of bacteria in the mouth and they keep biting her maybe they need to stop beating on the poor girl and the vampire baby maybe needs to stop beating on her so that the placenta could stay attached oh my God are babies actually all vampires cuz they technically live off the blood of their mother because the placenta feeds the baby brings nutrients detoxes the baby we need to make some phone calls baby these are vampires this changes a lot yeah skin to skin is important this is actually a medically evidence-based practice where it creates bonding between the mother and the baby so we do recommend [Music] this mom's clearly really sick though in febri like we got to get antibiotics like systemic IV antibiotics going I can't even think about all the bacteria that's flowing through her blood like I think if we were to take a sample of her blood and culture and do a blood culture we'd see all sorts of bacteria girl like trees of bacteria girl on the growth plate by the way here's what a growth plate looks like when we do a blood culture oh what happened what's what's happening who's bleeding who's dying I heard a oh is she dying she looks frail Bella Bella oh no oh no no we don't need to do do mouth to mouth anymore bro she she was already breathing right before that so she already has residual oxygen her so all you have to do is do chest compressions chest compression chest compression if she's unresponsible to those are really bad chest compressions my guy you can't take your hands off the chest when you're doing chest compressions oh what is that is that epinephrine this is definitely not what's happening but it Advanced cardiac life support when you can't bring someone back you're doing chest compressions to buy them time you would give epinephrine the medicine that would hopefully restart the heart into an IV but back in the day or if we didn't have IVs we would literally take it and put it into the heart and actually in Pulp Fiction there was like a whole scene when they shot um Thurman she was dying from an overdose of heroin and you don't need to give nxone into the heart ever you'd give it intramuscularly or IV welcome to Dr Rea to Quinton tantino yeah exactly it's my Venom oh that was the Venom that's a different Advanced cardiac life support and the Reason by the way we don't do it intracardiac is cuz it stops us from doing chest compressions we want to keep doing chest compressions supposed to be working bro the reason it's not working is cuz you're not circulating the goddamn medication it needs to be done with a rhythm staying alive staying alive you can't just go it's not working clearly didn't watch my Tik Tok live with the American Heart Association or visit one of my booths that are in airports across the United States with the American Heart Association teaching people how to do chest compression is he disgusted at the situation that she's dying or his CH compressions cuz I can't tell isn't he a vampire can he like spit on her and bring her back oh my God look at those milin sheets neovascularization happening I'm pulling out all the medical terminology those are actual real medical words oh that this like a Gatorade commercial ooh ooh that was cool oh you saw that her sternum just was like what's up we're back together now since her body completely healed you think the bags under her eyes would go away too well they do spoke too soon oh she's a vampire now would have been cool if she just said chy click here to check out Tik toks that I even struggled to explain really worth watching and huge thanks to r/ Twilight for helping us put this video together as always stay happy and healthy

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