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Doctor Reacts To Worrisome Medical Memes

would you mean medical edition number 21 let's get started me i'm still tired from all the crossfit this morning my co-worker it's pronounced croissant and you hate four of them i wonder is it is it quasa or croissant what do you think of my french accent croissant parlez-vous francais best pick-up line ever dang girl you're my appendix because i don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out this is so weird i'm going to rewrite it dang girl you are my appendix while most people want to get rid of you because they think you're unworthy i'm gonna keep you because i've never had an appendectomy are you taking me to the hospital no ma'am you need top medical experts we're taking you to the comments section i wish they said we're taking you to like the meta offices because i feel like that's where the best medical information is these days doctor do you exercise me oh yeah i do all of them the push-ups plonks doctor me crunchy doctor i'm gonna put no me okay you know it's funny i i hosted a class where doctors exercise with their patients and i was like okay we're gonna do lunges lunch lunge and then i saw some people getting hungry so i was like not lunch lunch dad joke head cold sore throat anything else yes i'm a little hoarse ah you know what's funny i wasn't gonna laugh at it because it's really cheesy but the horse is adorable exercise gives you energy but you need energy to exercise sounds like a pyramid scheme to me you know it's a bigger pyramid scheme you want to be motivated do something first then you get the motivation you're supposed to be motivated to do the action but in order to get the motivation you need to do the action first that's the ponzi scheme no cure for heartbreak can't stop thinking this is diarrhea did she leave because of the diarrhea cause that'd be messed up i too dabble in essential oils essential oils i i hit home pretty hard on but trans fats those are oils i can't get behind stethoscope was invented in 1816 doctors before that doctors before that actually use like one of these like triangular cone looking things to listen what's the wildest thing you ever did for money is that school or squid games i can't even you don't need a parachute to go skydiving you need a parachute to go skydiving twice [Music] because the first time i don't get it do you need a parachute to jump out of an airplane no well yes do you need one to jump out oh because yeah to me need is equatable with life so without life you can't need misinformation that's some good news for you when you say vasovagal syncope instead of homie pooped so hard he passed out how about this neurocardiogenic syncope that's like the next level of vasovagal syncope so what happens when your body doesn't react with its neurologic cardiologic system fast enough to compress your arteries inside your legs to increase the blood pressure to supply more blood to the brain when you poop so take it easy when you poop falling off a roof when you're a kid i don't know why they're saying this because that could be lethal sneezing too hard when you're low back pain as an adult if you don't warm up properly for a cough or a sneeze it's possible to herniate a disc eating five servings of fruit and vegetables a day is part of a healthy diet don't eat too many carbohydrates and limit sugar intake okay i'm gonna explain this spongebob mean because a warrant's medical intervention by a board-certified family medicine physician when we say eat five servings of fruit we're saying eat the fruit that is within the sugar that is co-packaged with by nature with fiber thereby decreasing the absorption and the speed of absorption of that sugar plus nature was like we're gonna load it with vitamins and minerals so that you're not just getting sugar but you're also healing your body and making it stronger versus when you eat a lot of refined carbohydrates white bread white pastas you're not getting the nutrients you're not getting the fiber you see the difference thanks yoga master jagermeister facts by the way you know there's a condition called saturday night palsy where if you fall asleep drunk on a bench and you fall asleep on the benches in here it actually like damages the nerve here and you lose sensation and sometimes motor function of that hand if you're laughing at these memes you're going to be laughing at my show i'm going on tour philly dc new jersey and boston click down below to get your tickets now they're selling out quick accu pasta i don't know i would just want noodles like wet noodles all over my body me when i wake up in the morning ripped me after i have a sip of water this is what it's like training for boxing and i'll explain why i drink 64 ounces of water when i box with electrolyte tablets in them so you make sure to hold on to that water and i don't know why my stomach just go how bad is your eyesight me oh my god lately my eyesight's gotten worse and i can't tell if it's because i'm spending more time on my iphone and i'm just like this all the time or is it because i'm actively getting punched in the head training for a boxing match girls i wonder why we usually live longer than boys boys top 10 organs to sell to buy a gaming pc can't live without all your organs you need your organs in fact i'm going to make a video of organs that you can live without name one right now quick appendix no lung big score found a ton of cotton candy hiding in my attic oh don't eat that that will like shred your insides god can we report this video doctor waiting group if you die whilst waiting to see the doctor please cancel your appointment that should be a sign actually for the staff that is making the appointments that if you see a patient die cancel their appointment what exercise to improve on this condition is that a bathroom section that is pectus excavatum genetic condition can actually cause abnormalities of the heart but a lot of people have very normal lives i've actually seen a patient who had a heart outside of her chest it's a known chest deformity i believe detox teas are p whoop and provax and will never vape but real dr mike will never convince me to not put q-tips in my ears i have very little joy in my life don't take this away from me but space hole what's blood space like i care about your tympanic membrane what other person in your life has ever came up to you miss c and told you that they care about your tympanic membrane i bet that's never happened before eating is crazy you put food in a cavity where you smash it with 32 bones then a meat tentacle pushes it down a pool of acid how about the fact that you take a sword and you slice a piece of cow and then jam it into your mouth like we have many swords in our homes having your nipples pierced is a good idea until you think about the fact that if you ever die you need to be shocked by defibrillator the chances of your nipples frying off are pretty high you're welcome you know what's funny i've shocked a lot of people with defibrillators i don't know if any of them ever had nipple rings and i wasn't trying to save their lives i was trying to bring them back to life it's important distinction in acls protocol when you zone out in class for two seconds two plus two equals four rain whoa it's medical fun fact time have you ever heard of an op abson seizure it's a type of seizure where you actually like become absent for a period of time and then we put them on an eeg for 24 hours that monitors their waves of their brain and we can actually catch these absence seizures and the fact that we call them absence as opposed to absent seizures was bewildering to me from day one normal heartbeat deceased heartbeat when your leg hair moves and it feels like there's something on your leg when you're jogging and you wear like those nike tight or whatever tight spandex pants and the little hairs on your leg like form into like a little knot and then you take a step and you feel those hairs ripped i honestly feel like that's worse than the torture that you get when people put paper cuts in between the webbings of your fingers people makes medical memes and jokes dr mike getting ready to explain that's how i have fun what do you think doctors do at parties we just like give medical advice and make meme jokes improved pain scale one it might be an itch two i just need a band-aid three it's kind of annoying four this is concerning but i can still work five bees six lots of bees seven i can't stop crying eight i can't move it hurts so bad nine mauled by a bear or ninjas ten unconscious this is an improved pain scale but it leaves out individuals who don't speak the language i prefer the one with the faces have you ever seen the one with the faces i flew a legit f-16 click here to check that out as always stay happy and help fighter jet you know the one with the missiles well they took away the missiles [Music] you

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