WARNING: The stunts performed in Jackass and in this video are done by professionals and should NEVER be attempted.

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Doctor Reacts To Worst Jackass Injuries

this video is being made solely at your request there's a lot of things that shouldn't be happening in this video and this is a hollywood production set so i'm hoping that proper medical care was given afterwards at the very least it's going to get rough it's going to get weird we're going to react to it pee whoop what are you gonna be doing today hit somebody in the nuts francis hits harder than any heavyweight in mma like i've been hit by ryan garcia bryan garcia is like 140 150 pounds this gentleman is like 200 200 plus no i told aaron it was a lightweight i didn't tell him it was a heavy weight jeff and i forgot to mention that that's not a [ __ ] lightweight what are you talking about this is the cup test before he punches this is gonna be brutal to watch the painful area is a testicular area that will get you nauseous that will be terrible if he hits with an uppercut that can trap the testicle against the pubic bone it can actually cause a testicular rupture i hope that's not what happens oh my god is that the hardest you've ever hit someone in the ding ding oh yeah forget about the pressure on the the general area the cup actually going into the bones there the sides of the plastic cup and this is the softball test okay [Music] wow the accuracy of it i mean this can cause you to become infertile this is not a fun game for anyone to play like you could actually get develop a hematoma in this area that is a surgical emergency here we are at some random ass ranch and this is the brand ready oh no why do they do this with a peen please tell me they're gonna disinfect the skin clean them up oh that's not really no disinfecting doesn't mean wiping with a dirty towel oh those are some serious burns there because he burned past the epidermis he's in the dermal layer there when you have serious burns throughout your entire body the biggest risk is dehydration because your skin isn't able to maintain the moisture of your body you have electrolyte disturbances and hydrating the patient and constantly checking those electrolytes is of utmost importance what am i looking at he gave me a dick farm on my ass oh that looks infective that needs oral antibiotics you're gonna have that for life no shh if you're having fun watching this reaction you're gonna have fun watching me on stage going to these four cities boston philly dc red bank new jersey click down below for tickets all right let's get back to jackass but today i'm going to treat myself to some wasabi snooters i remember watching this this is old by the way wasabi in the u.s is usually just horseradish that's been dyed green and the reason that it kind of makes you tear up and it affects your nostrils is because it's smaller than the capsaicin molecules that normally trigger the spiciness on your tongue so it actually gets up into your nose i just had sushi too so this makes it so much worse oh he throws up so what we're going to do is extract aaron's crooked tooth and then we're going to replant it just like he would a tree no that's not how it works though i'm danger aaron and this is the lamborghini tooth pull oh no one you could not pull the tooth out correctly and if there's decay there the tooth can crack you could actually pull the tooth out so much so that you could damage the bone that the tooth is attached to or you could sever the gum and when you sever the gum you should have crazy bleeding are you stoked i hope it's loose already [Music] [Applause] that sounded like it was a healthy tooth why did they pull out a healthy tooth i wish i could say that didn't suck that was worse than the tom hanks scene from castaway a lot of doctors they think they're god you know not me yeah cause you got a four-year-old stethoscope on your neck champ for our next challenge our friend jules here is going to help poopies kiss this deadly viper what kind of snake is it uh venomous i hate when people say eh i asked that to the person the animal keeper at the last place i was at i was like is it venomous he's like yeah fm is like an ant bite i was like what does that mean move your head closer closer oh okay snakes don't have rabies they're not like bats but they do have tetanus you can get a tooth stuck in you because it dislodges confidence is very very high with our third contestant stevo for the skateboard guillotine where is that gonna fall i hope not on his neck shin bone shin bone oh my god shin's getting hit like that so many nerve endings firing bad memories from taekwondo when i was younger oh my god shinzo shin contact i'm butterbaiting every day we're going to do a little boxing oh okay little boxing action i'll take it touch gloves and come out fighting i don't think he has a mobile belt oh bad form bad for no punching to the back of the head that's the occipital region give me one you lose there you go oh my god all right that second hit is the most dangerous hit because at that point you're not protected you have no muscle tone you're just completely flaccid that allows more of that ricochet feeling oh i think he hit his head on one of the counters i don't know apparently i have a big gash in my head and i think i'm a little concussed well a big gash in the head surprisingly isn't usually fixed by sutures it's fixed by staples that's right we have a special staple gun that instead of pushing down the staples it kind of wraps the staples around your skin and then to remove it we just kind of fold the staple outwards this is super mighty glue who's got tummy hair not me are they going to wax him no i think i think this is going to work all right are you ready now and he's putting pressure on first of all spoiler alert they're not going to be able to pull these hands off and it's not going to just pull the hair off with it this is potential skin tearing thank god they're not older because older patients will tear their skin off oh maybe they did take up stairs they exfoliated the gentleman's chest somebody go get me the stun gun no oh look at his skin terry look at his skin tearing ah look at my [ __ ] nipple oh did he know yeah man good job what did he just got into a car accident and going from whatever miles per hour he was driving to zero is actually the most dangerous because that inertia will keep your organs moving keep your brain moving so they hit against your chest wall you get some serious blood force trauma that way this is electric avenues are those tasers each one of these stun guns has 950 000 volts that's a lot of volts and also they're like quick touches as opposed to sustained pressures oh police issued stun guns or tasers have 50 000 volts and the ones that have been tested by police they can become problematic when you're already on other substances or if you have an existing heart condition but generally the purpose of them is to overwhelm your central nervous system so much so that you have no control and you go limp and you can actually be subdued and we found a leech healer and these boys need a little healing let's see what they can do for my eyeball like if i was to vote on the worst place to put a leech it would probably be your eyeball leeches bite that's how they're actually able to suck blood they have chemicals in there that actually prevent coagulation of blood so they can keep draining you of blood some of them can be beneficial in patients who have a clotting disorder and patients who have a lot of inflammation but the eye is not the place where you want that to happen oh my god just he's going to start bleeding into his eye this is terrible corneal abrasions so many problems can happen if it's not a regulated leech this is terrible you scratch your cornea that requires like instant treatment otherwise it can become problematic you could actually start bleeding into your eye creating a little pocket of bleeding and that's just not an area where you want pressure to build up because that could very quickly start affecting your vision and potentially permanently this is the butt shot oh yeah i already don't like it i don't like a funnel oh no he's doing this you really gotta get in there enema with alcohol oh open wide oh my god you know it's like they're laughing at this but this is actually a real problem because you get drunk quicker and it's actually really problematic for two reasons first is that you you lose the first pass uh metabolism of the alcohol when you drink your liver is able to clean it out before it starts going to your uh bloodstream if you over enema yourself with too much alcohol you can't vomit and you could actually cause severe severe alcohol intoxication 18 year olds in college parties have done this and ended up having lethal seizures it's really problematic how many bee stings do you think we can take i think it takes about 100 to kill man that is not accurate the official number is like 10 per pound of body weight so like the average human can take over like a thousand stings and be okay also that's keeping in mind if you're not allergic like if you have severe anaphylactic attacks to these things it's gonna take much less than that gotta [ __ ] ton of bees oh that's just mean to the bees too this is beehive tetherball i can't do it anymore please put me somewhere where there's no bees it's a carbon dioxide dave doesn't understand is that the more you freak out the more you get stung idiot both of you are idiots my friend i'm wee man and this is the triple wedgie three two no this is not gonna be good this is not gonna be good oh my god the perineum the area between the testicular region and the anus is particularly sensitive to injury and if it does get cut you're going to get a mean infection there that's an area you don't want an infection a little angel hanging in the air not doctor approved look at the reservoir tip at least he knows what the reservoir tip is the area that we allow semen to go into so it doesn't pop the condom i'm lubing up the little toy car what is he gonna do with the car because i'm going to put it in my butt why though you're gonna watch this you're making me uncomfortable what is the purpose of the stethoscope you're going to listen to the butt you know how many patients do this and then lose the object inside of them and then have to come into the hospital to get like an emergency colonoscopy or a flexible sink i was partying last night with some frat guys i passed out i must have fallen down and broken something because i haven't been able to walk right since we're gonna take x right now okay to be sure first of all no good doctor will ever do an x-ray without doing a proper physical exam how did the cartway get there maybe you stuck it up your ass i didn't stick anything on my ass have you ever seen anything like that no i never seen that in there what is this doctor's advice oh my god is he getting these though and you're putting honey on me and salmon oh talk to it aaron try to calm it down oh no it's going for the salmon oh did he consent to this mr bear eat that dick do i need to say that that's not medically safe a little different than bear your bear yeah bear come here this is what a nice bear feels like bad do i taste like honey and salmon emotional support complete i am johnny the magnificent today i'm going to wow you with my supreme skills of crested vegetation that's a hamstring tear did he get a concussion he didn't even mess around dude he turned around and just nailed it yeah oh seats that hit of the head onto the floor that really knocked him out looks like he has a broken arm hello there how are you good what's new uh clavicle baby broken wrist broken rib concussion but i was supposed to pour the milk in the hat and then put the hat back on and no milk come out did milk come out there's some milk on the pan painful to watch but you know what's more painful these painful medical devices i cannot believe some of these were actually approved for use click here to check that out as always stay happy 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