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Doctors React To Medical Stand Up Comedy

no matter what kind of doctor i go to at my age i end up on my back with my feet in the air i thought that was excessive at the optometrist i have next to me dr luis espina who is a board-certified family medicine physician who i actually trained with as my senior in residency in addition to being a great physician and engineer he's also a part-time stand-up comic no so today we're gonna actually watch professionals deliver medical jokes are you excited i am very excited you don't look excited i am ex scream you must wait in the waiting room there's no chance of not waiting that's the name of the room then they call you get very excited when they call you because you think now you're going to see the doctor but you're not now you're going into the next smaller waiting room but i hate the extra weight so i start maybe i'll start screwing around with some of his stuff you know maybe i'll turn that thing up a little bit whatever the hell that does take all the tongue depresses out lick them all put them all back ah that joke does not age well with coconut no i was naughty naughty there when was the last time you used the tongue depressor today no way yes you use them regularly yes just once i'd like to say to the doctor you know what i'm not ready for you yet why don't you go back in your little office i'll be in in a minute and get your pants off then we'll see what's what yeah it's not going to go what does doctor need that little office for anyway you know his books little stupid aquarium there i guess he doesn't want people to see him looking stuff up what the hell was that that happens all the time you got that bro but that's all that's good yeah and youtube's a good thing how many times do i go to the clinical dermatology book oh my god yeah absolutely and the truth of the matter is what would you rather i wing it or i confirm it exactly so they sent me to my regular doctor for a follow-up and i was nervous going because my cholesterol i knew it was gonna be high because last year it was high and uh i hadn't done anything different i love patients that are like my cholesterol didn't go down i'm like well have you changed anything like no and the funniest is when you know the the std results come back and they act shocked and then you talk to the health department and they've known since 2008 that something's been there but they act shocked doctors are good people that's why they avoid the word pain it's a buzz word they won't hit it a lot they don't want to scare anybody doctors we'll tell you all about pressure i'll tell you all about the pressure you're going to experience sticking a burn if a doctor tells you're about to feel some pressure buckle up that's how i feel about the dentist the dentist always says you're gonna feel some pressure i'm like no i feel my gum is on fire yeah no i i tell them it's gonna hurt like if if i'm gonna give them a tetanus injection for example i tell them straight up this one's gonna hurt i'll oversell it and under deliver hey i feel sorry for the doctors because they have to give us our diagnosis and fruit you go to the doctor and they say uh you have you have a tumor oh okay how big is that oh well that's you deep trouble and we're in grapefruit land then the doctor gets sick of looking at your stupid face he goes you have a grapefruit i went to the doctor he said you're going through the change of life change your life girls remember when you went through puberty they told you you were becoming a woman you go through the change of life they don't tell you what you're becoming i'm becoming my father oh my god tumors are often compared to fruit a pear a lemon a grapefruit interesting fact worst tumor grapefruit worst fruit grapefruit it's kind of unfortunate that there's another fruit that's much smaller named grape because you know there's situations in doctor's offices we've found a tumor it's the size of a grape thank god i didn't finish why does every doctor use fruit or food because we're trying to be relatable but pathologists use food all the time they use they use food references more than ever it was hard to go to lunch when i was on my pathology yeah it was like the pizza stain i'm like what is a pizza the strawberry sign i want you to know i don't automatically wash my hands every time i go to the bathroom okay can you deal with that sometimes i do sometimes i don't you know when i wash my hands when i on them that's the only time and you know how often that happens tops tops two three times a week if you kill all the germs around you and live a completely sterile life then when germs do come along you're not going to be prepared and never mind ordinary germs what are you going to do when some super virus comes along that turns your vital organs into i'll liquids you what you're going to do you're going to get sick you're going to die and you're going to deserve it because you're weak and you got a weak immune system how do you know coleman was coming he is nostradamus yeah he knew everything i am glad he's not here he would give him a pain oh my he this wouldn't even be funny to him the doctor looks at me says you're peeing 11 times a day then you may have something wrong with your prostate so what we need to do some of you are ahead of me i did not know what this was gonna feel like and this was the actual sound i made i went oh what's the weirdest reaction you had from a patient in doing a prostate exam i've had strange sounds i had one guy almost break my finger off with his fingers no it was the clenching and the twisting that was the problem the twisting because that's a strong sphincter well he was a strong man so why didn't he just slide out well he clenched everything i mean he clamped here's my cool story i'm about to do a pap smear we're doing the exam i talk to the patient walk them through it i take my speculum which is a see-through speculum it's not one of the metal ones i get a little lubricant on the lower part not the top so it doesn't interfere with my pap smear and just about inserted i'm like feel the speculum and it's jagged edge i always check on one side if i would have inserted yeah it would have just slid the skin right over yeah i was diagnosed with bilateral breast cancer and i ended up getting a double mastectomy and i had a double mastectomy i was already pretty flat chested and i made so many jokes over the years about how small my chest was that i started to think that maybe my boobs overheard me and we're just like you know what we're sick of this let's kill her this is called owning your own experience yeah something terrible happens to you and you found your unique way of coping with it and it's a positive outlet and i'm jealous because i want to be better at that on that bright note check out this grey's anatomy review i did with dr spina and what's your favorite video you could point to the other side no dancing videos no oh the last tick tock video has him dancing in it click that as always stay happy and healthy [Music] you

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