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Dr. House&#39;s Most Ridiculous Clinic Scenes

House MD actually does clinic hours let's see some of his wildest encounters my asthma they said they'd fix it but it didn't make any difference at all asthma stepup plan if you're using your rescue inhaler too often AKA your albuterol you might need a controller medication to prevent the asthma attacks from happening some people have specific triggers that they can avoid or they can take medicines targeting those triggers you like to think about allergy medicines for that you could take your traditional anti-histamines or maybe even a medication like singular got to think outside the box with asthma you using your inhaler all the time go through one a week you sure you're using it right a lot of patients especially children tend to not use it correctly cuz they weren't properly educated they would benefit from a spacer this is what a spacer looks like come on there's images on the bottle of what you're supposed to do that's never going to happen experiencing fatigue and and weakness usually he's strong as than an ox 102-year-old ox 102y old Ox an elderly Ox it's tingling in his feet and his legs I want a full battery of tests well maybe we want to check if he's diabetic because in that case you could treat that and you could change quality of life tremendously it's nice of you to float your friend he's not my friend he's my father he's 22 years older than me well that's true he's definely had his jows done statistically if he didn't have these symptoms he'd be like most people of his age dead for the past several decades the tests I'm sick you have a bad case of natural causes first of all he should do some test but I wonder what they think it is that's like one of the first questions I ask as a doctor he's 102 his next test is an autopsy look I I love the old man but I got to get him out of the damn house he needs to be in a care facility so tell him he's a big boy now that's very generous when you were [Music] 30 pretend to run the tests we don't do that you can't bribe doctors to give you the results that you want doctors really shouldn't be accepting gifts I think it's over $30 I think that's what our tests say when a patient bakes you a cake it's fine but if a patient bakes you a cake with gold flakes on it you have to say no I love him but he can't let go 40 bucks says he can I can't do anything without him helping me like I'm scile he's going to give him five bucks how do I give a h skip the blood work tell my son it's Grim news I need to be in a nursing home I think that's actually a dis if a patient thinks they can buy you that means you're sending off the wrong signals and if two patients think they can buy you that means you probably should be retiring test results is my recommendation that you move into a home with round thee clock care I can't believe it can't my son give me around the clock here not unless you've done your 2-year certification in tip youron swab technology tipon what technology that's made up just because he has a little tingling and some trouble feeling hot and cold that's the spinal oh my God the thalmic pathway of the spine God I don't remember the pathways anymore show me your denture cream he has zinc poisoning to get it from denture cream you have to take so much of it trust me he never leaves home without it how much do you use pop about a tube a day explains all your symptoms medically there's no reason to go anywhere he solved the case that the patients didn't want solv you're not pregnant well I told you that you were pregnant based on your hormone levels you've had a miscarriage well that could happen we can see that yeah I haven't even been on a date right since it's physically impossible to have sex without someone buying you dinner I haven't had sex fine have it your way Immaculate Conception or how about this doctor house the patient has a tumor that's secreting the hormone that you think is responsible for her lost pregnancy and you think about her cancer potential diagnosis instead of assuming she's a liar what do I do well it's obvious start a religion or take birth control if you truly believe that she was pregnant as a result of sexual activity it's got your results back no GHB no nothing means you're having sex and you're lying about it no I haven't had any in over a year I just wake up really exhausted oh my God is she sleepwalking my ex lives in the apartment downstairs he's always calling me always wanting to get back together complaining about mixed signals we have a sleep lab in the basement nothing else will get you away from your ex for a night see when I send patients to a sleep lab it's usually to diagnos sleep apnea which is basically where you stop breathing for a period of time and as a result you wake up and you're not really able to get good quality sleep and as a result you get increased risk of all these other conditions like hypertension cardiac disease even diabetes in some cases these were your brain waves at 2:45 a.m. here it comes as an Abrupt jump from slow wave sleep this indicates partial sleep arousal most common type is subul sleepwalking that would explain why I'm so tired when I wake up yes and also why you were pregnant I had sex in my sleep only in a medical drama no formula just mommy's healthy natural breast milk I hope you also supplement with vitamin D 400 IU or 10 micrograms her whole face just got swollen like this overnight mhm maybe a little slap cheek a little parvo virus b19 no fever glands normal did he did he go glands normal my guy feel the glands vaccination dates we're not vaccinating house please handle this with some empathy please empathetic approach think they don't work I think some multinational pharmaceutical company wants me to think they work pad their bottom line you know another really good business teeny tiny baby con she has a mental problems they're really bad keeps her in bed all day plus she's super depressed a red nose could be a sign of a viral illness perhaps allergies frequent rubbing also patient looks a little bit pale heavy Menses with menstral pain could be related to fibroids she wants birth control pills for her PMS I guess or is she pregnant judging by the redness around your mom's nostrils and the tissue she's got conveniently stashed in her wristband I'd say her problem is more likely a URI a UR r i upper respiratory infection upper respiratory infection I also think she's got a problem with Sac Sac stupid American child if you want the pill all you have to do is to walk into any health clinic in Jersey alone and ask for it how in the world did he know this I would rack my brain for days trying to help the patient he just assumes the worst how do you even function this way is that for a cold no that's for your ovaries I assume you haven't had a stroke you ever had a blood clot no super also ask if she smokes Dr house that's important she's been taking the decongestion but she's not getting better she also says what her boobs are bigger is she taking the birth control how could you get them mixed up they come in a little wheel they don't look anything like decongestants KY no you gave her the wrong pills you speak man what is happening in this episode he speaks every language he knows every body part he knows every snake poison and rat toe so when did this start a couple weeks ago I didn't want to get pregnant Jake's not into rubbers so I got on the jelly you have an infection going to need a sample I brought the jar wait she literally is putting jelly okay we have a neurological problem here there's something wrong with my brain oh yeah okay I'm going to give you some antibiotics and you probably shouldn't have sex for a while how long on an evolutionary basis I'd recommend forever so mean I think it goes without saying but strawberry jelly is not a birth control option never thought I'd say that on this channel but it's not I ranked every medical drama see where House MD falls on the list and as always stay happy and healthy it's important I said it

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