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Giving My Nephew REALISTIC College Advice

where are you going after the summer college today i'm going to be giving you college advice you think i need it i think you most definitely need it you've barely made it this [Music] far are you going to be what's your major hopefully business sports management maybe what does that mean i don't know take care of like people in sports and business financials and stuff financials yeah you're going to get the bank i mean that's the goal how same way i get you back this smile right here this smile let me give a quick run down that's what we have we have thrifted cargo pants thrifted cargo pants yeah where did you thrift them from um some small shop in new york with that t-shirt when you say you thrifted it what does that actually mean you know what lifting is like you go to a thrift store but what does that actually mean yeah so that like who's is it i don't know i don't know what if the person who wore this shirt before you really smelled i mean that'd be unfortunate again what does your shirt say without looking at it i don't know i i couldn't care less like what so what do you think it says don't look at it i don't know what do you think don't look at it stop looking at it you can't read upside down anyway exactly a ring this is from amazon this is from grilled is it for prime it's prime day um i'm joking go ahead what about that headband this is your girlfriends no i don't have a girlfriend it's for when i play basketball i put my hair up if it gets my eyes oh you get like a rat tail going yeah why come on i want to see it it looks a little funny it could be perfect for a thumbnail no we're not going to do that have you checked any tips on how to like function well in college how to succeed well there's one thing you know that the great the professor app yeah okay it's a good app i didn't know about it when i first started college i don't know i think it's definitely good also i'm sure you've seen don't buy textbooks they're available online for cheap online and just like you usually do yeah i'm probably gonna go on record and say i don't think i opened any of my textbooks ever that i purchased unless you need them don't buy them well actually tell before you go to school i'm going to indiana in the end of linkedin who's your daddy who taught you that you didn't know that who's your dad yeah but who's who's teaching you that it's it's a frame it's a phrase unacceptable kelly school of business has one of the best business schools but you're splitting with your twin syracuse or not um indiana aren't that far not do you need atlas you don't need atlas do you need a map yeah one's like midwest and one's like northeast okay so you came in very different directions just now no because it's only you can drive there you can drive to california too but you know that's really cool that's really fun that's like a seven-hour drive it's a seven-hour drive i think it's a thing so if i'm gonna fact-check you right now that it's a seven-hour drive from syracuse to how you let's see yeah i'm pretty sure i i've checked it i mean one day drive is fine yo if i'm right i need 20 push-ups in the suit my guy it's 10 hours it's not that bad ten almost eleven it says eleven no it's just ten fifty who's paying for tuition um right now we have no one paying for tuition what do you mean it's free no never get a loans so you're paying for two years yeah that's you yeah you're nervous about it what are you nervous about it first of all what taking out loans not really you gotta pay that back okay i will eventually mean how would you work have you had john i mean i was nervous what job did you have well you want me to get into this yeah all right so first i was a lifeguard you know doing chest compressions and all that yeah running the family right so we were doing that then the next job was i just did a little babysitting game and then third job was i was a basketball counselor and then fourth job i worked at a direct and was a referee and a scorekeeper so you went from a very intense job of being a lifeguard saving lives to keeping score at basketball games yeah so you could say you're improving i was making more money do you know your tuition yeah cost how much is it well i it's it's definitely i mean it's different right you're talking about when you say different you have to say different between what okay so that is just not a word okay wait let me explain i know but just don't say different you want the regular tuition cost or what i'm paying what do you got a hookup you know a guy i always know that he knows a guy i had some scholarship and i had a lot of financial aid why did you get a scholarship for academic but he doesn't know how long it takes to get from indiana to syracuse you're dorming yeah it's your first time living away from mama bear mm-hmm you nervous not really what do you think that's going to be like nothing crazy you have the bubble myself before i was sleeping at like some friends houses had a few sleepovers okay wow we could go without that information you're gonna have to clean up after yourself you have to get along with other people in my thing you lived in a suite and then within the suite you had two double rooms and two single rooms and i got myself the single room and it sounds bougie because i'm without a roommate but my room was nine foot by ten foot absolutely i'm six three we shared one bathroom all these people and one of the dudes clipped his toenails on the sink and left his toenails on the sink how would you deal with that situation can i say it on camera tell me how you gonna deal with it no i just called over and say what this i gotta go who are your roommates i don't have one too are you going to get one i'm going to get a random one and you think you're going to be partying and are you yeah no i'm just studying you realize i went to college not that long ago right 40 was it 40 do i look 40 45 give or t first mistake i've seen people make that i want you to avoid and i'm not saying don't get into a relationship in college i'm saying don't get into a relationship in college right off the bat no that's fine i've never been in a relationship ever so okay i'm not saying don't get a relationship what people do is they get in they meet new people they find someone they like they just hang out with them all the time and then because of friends yeah they have no friends oh yeah so you got to make friends you got a fake id what's that no i have um my real id another driver's license too okay do you have a car out there um how are you going to get around i mean it's on campus mostly so you don't have much to do off campus do you want to get your car i mean if you can yeah yeah i can i mean yeah i know it'd definitely be useful i've never had cars all right it doesn't seem like you're that excited about it that's right that's right i was gonna give you my car but you don't want it that's nice which one my car boom yeah oh no i think we can go for something like nicer no lesser lesser yeah oh what are you thinking what nissan cube i mean something like it's my first car okay yeah i know let's think like a cool car but that would be like crazy but like a older model right okay i don't know i have to look at marcus i don't know what i want well that's the kind of world we live in these days where you're offering a kid a car and he's like no i don't know no i'm not like i mean i offer him a lambo he's like not feeling everything that's not what i said i said it's like you know i'm okay with being more modest i don't want to drive a lambo to classes why why i don't know it's not my money okay so none of it's your money you make no money okay you're going to school on no money no i've made a song you wrote an iou to iu and that's how you're going to school i owe you is it a dry campus no no they have a bar on campus oh that's where you went for drive i just let you man i think the campus was wet or dropped [Music] because it rains a lot in new indiana occasionally so you should have said sometimes it's wet so do you know what the rules are do they have a bar on campus i don't know but i don't think they do because i toured and i didn't see one you'll be tempted to use performance-enhancing medications like adderall in school do not do it right now you're a rock star because you're in high school when you go to college it's a different ballgame the competition gets hard you know like when you were playing in middle school you were rocking everybody in ball and now they won't even take you to you you're going to be distracted more so you're going to want to do more with less time i don't need it i mean i know you don't need it but you're going to want it i'm not going to want it or people are going to offer it to you okay people will offer you what are you going to say like how much nah they're really not alone well why because my uncle said so no i'm not going to say because you said something what do you mean that's such a dope line they give dr mike said no no no one knows where you are no where did i have troubles in college okay getting involved are you going to join clubs yeah i'll join some clubs yeah like i wanted to play college sports yeah and they were like no you can't because you're just taking too many credits so the answer yeah i'm nice when's that time you beat me and paul every time we play i don't think you've ever beat me in ball one like every time we play have you beat me in ball once of course i have i'm like i've consistently beat you can you dunk yes this kid's lying to himself show me a video of you duncan all right i got you right now i'll pop it up on screen you'll pop it up yeah if it's real i got you did you photoshop it not in photoshop it's a video of me oh yeah yes that's a florida gulf coaster where is that bro who is that guy it's me that's not you whose account is this it's mine he's on some other dude's account it's my account goofus is that where they lower the rim so people can practice donkey [Music] i'm excited me too i want to come visit you will you bring me to your parties or are you going to be embarrassed i mean as long as you don't like to look all the cold how do i look like remove the grays put like the dye and i'll just shave my hand all right okay shave your head what yeah no then you'll look older what let's go i'll give you some clothes if you need it though nice and like more extreme you mean that like some old dude want an insult to the thrift shop when you bought it it's a good drip you just don't know about it yeah yeah wow you're dripping all right good video yeah oh my god check out this video where i asked mike a bunch of weird questions and i remember staying happy and healthy and just know that my channels my channels this is mad watch this video's gonna get views because i'm in it okay perfect

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