During my latest LA trip I hit up Juanpa Zurita to collab and I thought of no better game to play than medical confessions! This is a ...

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MEDICAL CONFESSIONS! Doctor Mike Vs. Juanpa Zurita

what's your final answer the lie is the the no no way what's wrong with you are you ready for medical confessions i'm ready for medical confession i've never done this oh so i should probably explain the rules right i'm about to read two statements one of them is a confession one of them is a lie when i read the first statement you'll be able to grill me on it for 60 seconds dan's going to keep 60 seconds to stop watching thank you dan then i'll read the next one dan will keep 60 seconds for you to grill me on it then you will have to distinguish okay which one is the truth and which one's a lie if i win okay during the entire quest oh so we're not we're gonna keep score this is my proposal i will throw you out of a plane like literally i'm the skydiver you know my biggest fear is spiders you've never done it you're a virgin yes wow this is super rare have you jumped no maybe it's like a mexican thing are mexican people jumping out of planes constantly you know we like to fly away like birds that's if i win okay and if i win if you win you can have a surgery in my arms when i was seven years old i had a squirrel bite my toe a real squirrel by your toe toe big toe big toe right toe and where were you i was in central park central park what were you doing there just hanging out where were your parents you were seven years old they were with me yeah your mom dad both of them i think oh we went with my mom and dad but my mom went shopping so it's just me and my dad yes and the toe of your right foot right foot okay and what shoes were you wearing i have no idea i had you know when i was a kid i had those light up shoes that when you stepped they light up from payload shoes probably one yeah so very thick shoes very thick shoes and even though they were thick this girl was it was well in central park you do picnics yes so you go on and you take your shoes off you run around got it god you take out the thick shoes off in central because you want to what time of the year sucks july probably july is pretty hot pretty hot pretty hot pretty hot okay can we sign a guy three seconds okay okay number two when i was five years old i had a fish hook pierced my neck not while i was fishing how i was walking in a hallway huh and it caught my neck randomly in the hallway where was this hallway in russia in russia where were you in russia i was born there you were born in russia born in russia where in russia a little town near moscow what's the name saransk yeah wow is your mother russian race or that russia both russia both russian when you come to the us 1995. which which dream with which dream to become a doctor the commentary you nailed it congratulations um did that hook was it infected um i don't know you didn't get checked i didn't get it my dad's a doctor that's a doctor he checked you a little bit a little bit like not really he he did a medical it didn't have tetanus it probably could have because maybe you know what tetanus is tetanus yeah it's the same thing in english one is real one is fake one is real a true medical confession and the other snake the other one's fake man you've had a rough life squirrel fish hook squirrel fish hook i bet you never thought you'd be in that decision in your life never not in the u.s okay ish i'm gonna go for the real one is god i don't want to jump out of him just bleep that that's in spanish cursing and we want to monetize this video and bleep it i'm going to go that the that the mummies they both look so fake it's like a cheap movie i'm just gonna go for it okay my hunch my heart as a mexican kid with a working visa in the united states i'm gonna say that the real one is the hook yes [Music] oh my god i better get yours i don't want to go skydiving my heart is pounding well done sir that was good i am now pretty hooked in this video we're back in medical confessions number one i got hit in my head with a volcanic rock where were you i was in mexico city and what happened as a result i thought there was diamonds inside of the volcanic rock so i kept throwing it in the air expecting it to break and unfortunately once i threw it i did like a perfect circle and it landed he's trying to draw time were you bleeding i i was waiting but not like where exactly on your scalp did it hit right here okay and who was there with you i was alone in the patio but then my mom and my uncle came out the patio the volcanic rock no there was there's tiny volcanic rocks in pedregal in mexico city you can pick up google had somebody pedigal because it's part of like the architecture of there okay and i really thought there was diamonds inside why did you think there was diamonds inside because i think someone told me or i did a research um but it seemed probable you know like volcanic i was seven years old so you kind of believe in those things have you ever hit your head before uh no but yes after years after no yes after okay someone needs to google this place in mexico where there's volcanic rocks hanging out in your patios i'm skeptical we're back in manhole confessions second one i broke my elbow when i was seven years old uh did you trip no what did you do i thought i was spiderman i really like spiderman and we were in this party and they pulled up a pinata so i tried to jump at the pinata from a rooftop and i didn't grab the pinata and when i landed i broke this elbow okay did you have to wear a cast the the strong the yes so you know what yes it is like a hard cast a hard cast okay how long do you have to wear it like for maybe two months maybe less i'm really sure i was i was seven years old you were young okay seven years old but i remember when i took it off i had like rash whose house was it it was my cousin's house and whose birthday was it it was my cousin's birthday it was a pluto pinata a pluto yeah what is that pluto the dog that's the planet what the planet pluto the planet no no pluto is a planet but it's also the dog of disney channel okay mickey pluto i'm gonna go ahead and try and trust my lie detector skills and say the real one is the volcanic rock yes i don't want to go skydiving okay when i was young i nearly drowned in the east siberian sea what age were you four four in the siberian sea east east east what were you doing in the uh sea in russia we take vacations to the sea and the east siberian sea is close to where i grew up okay were you like in the waves in the in in the shore or in the boat i was young so like my parents didn't let me go into the ocean okay but i was doing the castles and when i was doing the castles the wave hit me and i almost drowned and it sucks you and suck who saved you my dad he's a doctor do you do i didn't die do you remember a little bit i just remember being scared in the ocean how old were you again four four yeah your mom was there yeah okay okay yeah and do you have any brothers i have a sister where was she there no no no she was in school but school what time of the year was this it was cold it was cold in the beach east siberian sea it's cold in siberia it's called when i was young i spilled boiling hot water on my crotch what age five five were you cooking no who was cooking nobody where did the boiling water come from in russian culture you boil water and then you take a towel and you breathe the hot steam to make you feel better who was boiling it i think i made maybe my sister and how old are you again five five okay hey your sister now she is around she this was for her i boiled the water for her you boil the water for her how old is your sister she's 14. 14 and she asked a five-year-old to boil the water bad idea that is what were you thinking what would you think i don't know crazy if that's the real one you gotta make some nice parenting eh no bueno okay i think i got it that's for sure the lie what's your final answer the lie is the boiling nope no way no way no way i don't believe you i'll tell you the whole story what yeah what's wrong with you what's wrong with my sister ready born ready i am colorblind what color is this pencil a pencil yeah that's black with reddish brownish yeah and then this one the same and then that one that one is pink with reddish brown you don't have to continue i know you're lying i know you're lying already the most common form of color blindness is red green color blindness and you wouldn't see pink when there's red that's pink does that you're like no okay go ahead and you can move on to the next one my mother had a cesarean section when i was born were you the one that was born vsa series yes okay how do you know because she told me what years ago just out of nowhere no i mean when you grow up you kind of eventually no you asked her that yeah why because it's important you know when you go to school they teach you they show you that that's a possible way and you were curious no even before that i knew okay how did she tell you exactly i don't really remember i was very young but i just i just know it's actually a good question yeah i think she just told me were you sick as a kid sometimes uh with breathing no allergies no allergies no but you have allergies now as we speak yeah a little bit okay unless this guy is on another level your color blind thing is a lie it's true no come on were you lying about what you see here oh my god he lied about his life what do you really see there oh that's red i am colorblind but you know that's red but i'm not that messed up okay god i was gonna say you don't see pink when you're colorblind i confuse sometimes red and green that's why i just said red green color blindness you know when you charge out battery of a camera yeah i like i never know when it's fully charged full focus now this is the last round of you right yep which one do you want me to read first tell me when to stop the fake one tell me when to stop read the fake one first okay i'll read this one first i missed one week of high school because i had punctured my eardrum with a q-tip you know what a q-tip is yes how old are you start the clock down this is a good question i was in my sophomore year sophomore year 15 probably 15. why were you cleaning your ears just daily daily yeah did it happen in the morning yeah i don't clean my ears that's weird that's bad that's like serial killer stuff you were going to school i don't know it might have been on a saturday it might have been on a saturday it might have been on the saturday do you felt it when you when you touched it do you know how it happened no tell me okay get this i'm cleaning my ear and my sister comes and pushes the door open that's easter and the door hits me in the elbow and pulls me and goes all the way hands boom boom and how old is she 23 23 she's nine years older that's why i'm always doing the calculation yes yes me too i was trying to get it okay okay was she sorry yeah did you go straight to the hospital no did your dad help you yeah and nothing to do for a ruptured eardrum unfortunately i missed four weeks of high school because i kissed the wrong girl you missed four weeks of high school because you kissed the wrong girl what did she have herpes what does she have mononucleosis mononucleosis what is that that's a virus that you get from kissing kissing and what's the symptoms it's like a flu okay body aches fever sore throat okay howard 16. what did you kiss her like on the lips correct sorry location oh i don't know when exactly the kiss happened you don't know no you don't remember the case the exact kiss because it couldn't we kissed a lot the one kid's like well we kissed a lot the monkeys but i don't know when exactly so party no party we went to parties but i don't know which kiss which case so you were just kissing a lot of people no just her wow you're one of those no just one wow wow wow how many times did you kiss her a lot it was high school did you go out with her yeah were you i mean like the thing is at this point it's like nothing is really real what are we in the we are in the matrix the medical major inside bitcoin one you punched your eardrums the other is you miss school for a few months four weeks four years out of kissing this girl i believe mike is trying to act dumb in the one that is real that's my hunch the real one is the kiss that is what it is my hunch baby he was a hunch baby the power of the cactus i knew it you were acting so dumb you guys like i don't know when i kiss her but it's true who remembered that's honest no by the way the learning opportunities i tell all my patients not to use q-tips inside their ear yeah it's bad right oh it feels so nice but don't do it that's why it feels so nice because it's not legal yes i can't believe i have to get this right or he's gonna push me out of a plane what if i tie you if you tie me what if it's two two like my father says we'll cross the bridge when we get there salisto okay i'm just waiting for you to finish shipping that water medical confessions final round if i win the doctor flies i lose it's a tie enough for us to make another video sometimes my left kneecap dislocates when was the last time it dislocated like eight months ago and when was the first time it dislocated when i was like 12 how did it happen the first time playing soccer and how did it happen playing soccer just playing soccer i had the ball i was about to score running running how much time was left on the clock when that happened when you were about to score it was recess so that means 10 minutes so you had time left yes but it was recess it wasn't like an official okay what grade were you in i was 12 which is it's different in english that's okay okay and when was the most recent time that it happened eight months ago and how did that happen battle tennis paddle tennis what's paddle tennis it's like tennis but it's smaller it has a glass around it a cage is a very popular sport you have to go to the hospital when it happens no what do you do i just rest are you ready three two one i had a no surgery for what because i couldn't breathe properly why not because i had a crooked a crooked bone and how long was the recovery time i was in the hospital for like 48 hours and then they could let me go and did anything happen after when you went home i still had the little things that you have there and it was a little bit sore and i had like a tape here in the united states or mexico mexico what kind of doctor did the surgery what was his name faustino first name yes his first name was faustino yes and what was his last name galvez can you stand up for a second stand up yeah don't touch it hold on i just need to touch it you can't touch it why not that's illegal why not i'm gonna me to you come on i just want to see if it dislocates no and i said left not right you caught that i was doing that knee dislocation or nose surgery i know you have allergies because i've seen you post on your social media you wear allergy masks on the plane allergy sufferers have higher rates of sinus infections and sinus problems in general and if you already know to wear an allergy mask it's very likely that you've seen an ent doctor also the fact that you said that your left knee gets dislocated and it just goes away with rest doesn't sound right ladies and gentlemen i think the lie is his left knee i am very happy to say that you're correct yes was my analysis good day i should not post about those allergies that's the thing he did some research he's like some fbi type of thing you know i show up here like hey mike nice to meet you it's a time it's a good time enough for us to make another video subscribe subscribe and comment [Music]

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