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Medical Memes Doctors Don&#39;t Want You To See

the study of the heart Cardiology study of the lungs pulmonology the study of memes memology let's get started huge thank you to ship station for sponsoring this video a decision was made here wow I would have kept the weights you sure about that you sure about that or when Double Stuffed at least did you know I have at Gamma a Atma Amma Atma breathing speeching [Music] what is happening me stealing my Bros Vape so he doesn't get addicted no bro that's his asthma pump and my guy is on the floor that's albuterol that's a saaba for those who don't know primary care physician you mean my 24-year-old friend in med school who I will text my symptoms to against their will oh my God that was me the amount of people's rashes and all sorts s of places their Partners rashes their children's rashes are all on my phone this is inappropriate there is no Hippa here they're not my patients they need to stop sending me look stop sending me rashes what are your plans for this year me and a friend are going to buy some glasses and after that and after that we'll see honestly my vision is getting so bad I'm considering surgery so I relate to this meme he'll make biscuits on your chest until you feel all better that's cute but that would be a problem if the defibrillator is actually missing cuz you need it in case someone's heart stops and has a shockable rhythm cuz that's the only time you use a defibrillator although the cat doing this as a form of chest compressions can we show a cat doing chest compressions just to make me feel better I'm feeling quite God I hate these Lassie sassy what is that image of broken Paul it's a lassie is a dog is that a lemon is that a broken lemon unwell cuz the dog saves someone that falls in a well what no no not even close God I wish I knew what this ball was is that a turnip is that a food is that a papaya no is it a fruit yes onion onion it's not a mango but it's another fruit that starts with m me melon that's a melon that's a diseased melon I'm feeling quite Melancholy there you go gynecologist uses speculum on stubborn pistachio sh this is something I so would do after I wash it drink this and my knees no longer crack and my joints move smooth yeah do not drink that obviously it's a joke never drink that never consume that I'm going to say that over and over again on this channel when someone asks what the capital of Russia is Moscow Moscow I was like oh it's cuz it's a cow no it's cuz it's a MOS cow medical influencer this pissed me off when I saw it the other day selfie ring light okay fine I used to have one of those now we have aperture lights tripod stand don't even use do we do tripod still no we have SE Sands we're highend fig deal clearly didn't see my video haters in my DMs that's true $20,000 in savings from ads no I hope it's more than that hippo violations never that's priority emails from hospital admin threatening to fire you if you don't take your BS down that's actually never happened now on wood my bathroom floor is always wet because Neutrogena told me to wash my face I still don't know how to remove cleanser from my face I sometimes rub I sometimes Splash it never fully gets off I I I don't quite understand how you're supposed to get soap off unless you're in the shower thinking about purchasing a verco 3700 brm desk so I could finally get some decent sleep honestly I'm going to put a statement out into the world that I cannot prove factually but I believe deep in my heart these desks are responsible for 10% of scoliosis cases in the United States of America cuz we all were like this the whole time class action lawsuit against them let's go who's with me dude big burger mini burger big soda L soda Minnesota little soda don't they have an accent Minnesota Minnesota oh yeah Minnesota FDA issues warning about black licorice for Halloween it tastes like  FDA Twizzlers suck fight me a few weeks ago I peed red and was bugging out and went into oncology and they were trying to figure it out and finally my oncologist was like you eat beets recently then I had to explain to an oncologist how I ate an entire jar of pickled beets in the bathtub because I was sad yo beats mess you up you know what also messes you up and I don't say mess you up in a bad way I mean mess up the color of your poo and you're so beets and also Pepto Bismol a lot of people will take Pepto Bismol for an upset stomach and then rush to the doctor because they're saying they see black in their stool they're worried that it's blood but if you recently just took Pepto-Bismol it could be because of that upper GI bleeding black in the stool lower GI bleeding bright red stool interesting let's just take a second and talk about ship station the leading web-based order management and shipping software you see the holidays have started and I am swamped this year I moved out of the city and into a house so I got way more decorating to do I'm also hosting a few holiday parties for friends family and the team not 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time to give them a shot let your customer shop risk-free this holiday season with shipstation go to shipstation.com mikay and sign up for a free 60-day trial all right let's get back to those memes I'm in the ER I don't want to bore you with details but the Dyson Ball cleaner is dangerously misleading product name oh my God is it called a Dyson Ball cleaner no dog memes Med memes both can we get dog tur memes ECG Made Easy the the humpy bit the jiggly bit the lumpy bit okay the patient looks bad is the most important thing just the other day one of my nurse friends sent me a picture of an EKG and goes do you think this patient's safe enough to discharge I can't decide what a patient is safe to discharge based off an EKG I need to know what the patient is doing I need to know what they're feeling like I need to know what medical conditions they have and yes if the humpy bit and the lumpy bit looks like a jiggly bit that's a problem Grandma you have any Peppers yeah check be a baby check the cabinets pepper sell by August $29.99 you know what's funny I probably have that same little thing of pepper that's McCormick that looks McCormick right looks like McCormick of the 9s hey it says sell by it doesn't say Best Buy so they sold it they their lot to still have it does pepper go bad things break down that's part of life when you're eating ice and accidentally bite your tongue so you put the ice on your tongue to stop the pain doct door well that does stop the the pain but it actually may not help with the healing we're learning more and more that putting ice on injuries may not be the best choice in many times putting ice on an area especially for an extended period of time can delay healing or even damage The Superficial layer of skin if you won't crash after drinking coffee if you never stopped drinking coffee well you will because what your body does is if you start trying to over medicate your body with a substance like caffeine your body will grow tolerant of the caffeine by down regulating receptors that react to the caffeine and then as a result no matter how much caffeine you drink the less effect you're going to have so that it's kind of a dangerous game you're playing where you increase the amount of caffeine you're taking therefore you slowly start increasing its effect but then that starts downregulating but then the toxicity actually keeps going up so you don't want to do that fitbits are like tamagachi except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive yourself that's so true okay I'm going to do a hot take I think f fitbits trackers whoops are incredibly useless I said it if you love it and it's motivating you and you think it's going to work by all means do it I just don't see the value in constantly tracking your steps because when I look at the evidence people stop looking at these things how many people are still taking care of their Tamagotchis they gave up a long time ago it's been 84 years help I need CPR crab rangon put right in my mou ew who likes crab rangon cookies and cream put right in my mouth that's the correct one Gerbers ghost peppers baby's first heart attack that would be so messed up if someone gave ghost peppers to a kid and I know there's some sicko out there that's done it I know it's happened and that's really messed up in fact lately I've been seeing a lot of adults refusing to introduce solid foods to their kids you know the American Pediatrics Association is very clear starting to do introduction of one food at a time 4 to 6 months of age is ideal why one at a time so that if you do two and your child has an allergic reaction you don't know which one caused it but if you do one you'll know and we say in most cases to start with allergenic foods like peanut eggs because early introduction of those Foods leads to decreased rates of allergies leaving house good for depression bad for anxiety staying at house good for anxiety bad for depression standing directly in the doorway to achieve Peak mental health honestly depends what your anxiety is caused by because you could have social anxiety or you can have anxiety worrying about what's happening in the outside world cuz you're not there and you're getting fomo anxiety see practicing doctor knows Nuance when your patient has hypon treia yeah you got to be careful you you want to throw some salt but you don't want to throw too much salt cuz you throw too much salt you could throw the whole thing out of lack if you over quickly correct hypon netr or hyper Neta you can get into trouble because of fluid balance me studying for the degree I chose myself honestly that was just I it need need it to end on me studying period you don't even need all the other stuff I feel like the skeleton wants to so bad but his pickup lines are just awful what food makes you grow how long are your guts e what I find fascinating about this image is that this skeletons able to balance with no musculature at all how are the bones moving hey does anyone sh no talking does anyone know CP oh my God that's not what you're supposed to do you're supposed to call 911 or nominate someone to call 911 and you should know CPR if you watch this channel okay we have two doctors and a patient that looks like a ghost a candy cane going inside the surgical field patient waking up doctor winking malpractice if you're going to put something in my stomach at least make it delicious who puts a candy cane disgusting what Maniac went around and said let's give children a fish hook that tastes like toothpaste I actually don't even always wash my face with a cleanser and you would have known that had you watched my video of my bathroom routine some really fun facts in here click here to check it out and don't forget to visit shipstation.com drmike to begin your 60-day free trial as always stay happy and healthy

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