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Medical Memes That Are TOO Funny

when I swallow my water weird and it creates the worst chest pain known to B yeah like it feels like it just goes down it's like a muscle spasm cramp in your epig glotus or something if you ever experience the the feeling that something is in your throat like something is sitting in the back there the medical term for that is super strange Globus sensation that's the icd1 code for it me I'm blessed I have someone who love me and fights for me friend who me my wife blood cells let's just take a moment out of our day together you and I and hug and appreciate every cell in our [Music] body you know what you just did you hugged a platelet how do you usually express your emotions I look through social media until I find a meme I relate to and then I comment mood that would not make sense to someone 30 years ago but to me it's fullon fax machine I wish I could make this sound you've heard of elf on a shelf oh boy memes that require me to guess hold on a second a fella on a sperm a sperm Jella L sperm sperm face sperm hair face Medusa sperm elf on a shelf sperm on a worm no worms on a worms on a sperm no worms and sperm what kind of hair is that afro yeah and the characteristic of an afro is that it is what curly and how you get curly hair uh you put curlers in it Cur curly  hold on a second I'm going to get it y it's a perm on a sperm that's my guy that's my boy I'm staying home today I have mood boys I I want to be able to use that for myself I'm just going to handr write a doctor's note to my own practice and write that I have mood poisoning and I will be the prescriber and the patient and just see what happens one day maybe if I was cute as baby Yoda here it would work a how to relieve sinus pressure from sources across the web hydration fact nasal sprays okay decapitation what didn't expect that steam inhalation okay I'm with all of these but nasal sprays let's just say like s nasal sprays cuz I'm not a huge fan of those afron and such because after you use them for a day or two you get this really bad rebound congestion when you spray that spray in it makes all the blood vessels tense up so you get less blood flow to the nasal mucosa and as a result you make less mucus but then the second you stop using it or you build up a tolerance to it those blood vessels open up up wi you get a ton of mucus even worse than when you were initially sick we draw blood using an allnatural method is that a cat do cats draw blood oh scratchy scratchy scratchy scratchy from a kitty causes bacteria to enter your skinny which then enters your bloody leading to potential sepsy in an IU stay requiring pressies I could also draw blood in fact I'm going to do it for the first first time on this channel do you want me to draw blood I'm going to draw blood right now I think I have a syringe here a sometimes it just hurts so much is that blood you're right I should draw it with more detail yep got it thank you yeah should I take my dog to the vet I would oh that's funny have you ever seen those chicken nuggets that look like famous people I don't know why that made me think of that why is my water like not super clear I promise it's not urine just got to put that on the record William pear William shakes pair oh that's funny I got it right away I'm proud of you you know that bacteria fronia oh my God we're getting a lot of these today by the way bacteria don't have arms and legs fact in accurate drawing just putting it out there regular DNA Italian DNA I'm still drinking this water that's a different color than traditional water I prefer mung bean oh yeah mung bean pasta woo the amount of protein and fiber and that pasta makes the belly go POV you're bleeding out but we have to wait for my Bluetooth to connect before drive to the hospital you need the hype music even surgeons in the hospital won't operate unless they got their jams [Music] on she's losing a lot of soda do something Dr Pepper now I have to tell them I only have a PhD in deliciousness soda truth was revealed Dr Pepper had only had a doctorate in theoretical physics oh this is such a sonoda dad joke I love it this reminds me of when I was just on NBC News I was celebrating heart month with the American Heart Association and I literally said can you tell we're pumped about Harmon or what you could tell the Anor was really excited about that joke I told you to wear sunscreen oh my God is that why we butter corn before we put it on the grill a $50 Uber ride a $2500 ambulance ride me bleeding out in an Alleyway I'm pretty sure it was getting so bad at one point that Uber or Lyft or one of these companies literally came out and said please stop using our services as Healthcare transportation because you're putting our drivers at risk can you imagine just like all the viral stuff and the bleeding and the choking and the drivers are trying to deliver babies and stuff that's a lot your future doctor is cheating in their online classes right now so you better start eating healthy honestly I'm worried about it I'm worried about the impact that the pandemic has had on future medical education at least for those few years so I'm hopeful that they'll learn on the job doctor congratulations ma'am you've been blessed with twins credit card declines doctor oh my God what is that an image [Music] of me Googling what I do leg bleeding raccoon bite Google Elevate and apply pressure okay so far so good me lifting raccoon real high apologize or else run escape get to safety call for help consider rabies protection Italian medicine is it just Pizza take one tablet by mouth twice daily wash down with I'm going to guess it says Coke would you prescribe that medicine for any kind of condition if you're hypoglycemic I could see a little a little hit of glucose my son told me he learned that octopusy tough word to say my son told me he learned that octopi can climb through small cracks so he's scared to swim in the ocean because an octopus might climb inside his butt and now I'm scared to swim in the ocean honestly always been scared to swim in the ocean stepping on a sea urchin is scary I think jelly fishes jellyfish eyy are scary sharks they got teeth I saw Jaws me please be careful on that my toddler hi I'm Johnny Knoxville or steo oh my God is that the plant in the background what are you doing there plant get out of there plant get out of Dr Mike why is Dr not capitalized and Mike capitalized when someone says use essential oils SEC cure an illness and the viewer is like what is going on I try my best to intervene when I can to stay out of the way to allow the body to heal itself and then like in the rare instance I could prevent the problem I also try and do that and then people who are selling you essential oils are like oh this fixes everything all of it it bothers you it's fixing all of it I want to help and if it was as easy as giving you an essential oil baby I would have done that I would have all the essential oils right here just like on display patient suffering with migraine yellow oil suffering from hepatitis C purple juice this creature lives in you and controls everything inside you yeah those are the nerves so imagine you're having a rough day your spouse is just like and you're like you're getting on my nerves do you think your spouse can get on those nerves probably hurt because when you manipulate a Nerf get nerve pain neuropathic pain one of the worst forms of pain I don't want that for you just don't do it don't get on anyone's my dreams have meaning my dreams a pug on a Cheeto I'm trying to combine the words and it just won't happen a pug Cho a a cheese pu pug a cheese pug puff oh cheese pug puff solved it cheese pug puff airtight are you a morning person or night person me I'm barely even a person cope with me my new Fe cope with me my little new found land cope with me it's been a rough day for [Music] me this might hurt a little okay the Boomers have ruined your economic future ah it's okay little buddy you'll figure it out with crypto you are fantastic I know it took you a while to get it so I'm going to give you a chance to laugh local man paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets 413 chick oh 413 chicken nuggets how about I learn how to count so the limit is 412 no dog I take it's too many nuggets surgery is stabbing someone to life I believe it's like surgery is cutting someone to life stabbing seems aggressive unnecessarily cutting and closing someone to life watches all Dr Mike videos you know I'm something of a doctor myself honestly if you watched all the videos as you've seen when I quiz Dan my videographer who's either shot or edited the majority of the videos on the channel especially in the first few years his medical knowledge is pretty solid pretty good pretty good should we go watch that video right now in fact I'd like you to click here and watch me and Dan eat wasabi and test his medical knowledge and as always stay happy and [Music] healthy

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