MASH was one of the most successful American sitcoms of all time, running for 11 award-winning seasons from 1972-1983.

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Real Doctor Reacts To MASH TV Show

the amount of comments and emails i've gotten about watching the show mash unbelievable we're watching it it's old i'm kind of old bear's young it all makes up for it [Music] faint paul's very erratic what's wrong with it regular heartbeat bicarb solution he was just looking at me his eyes out of the way colonel keep quiet for once well you just shut up make it make it no pulse get out of the way chest compressions no why are they doing that dump technique it's not what's supposed to happen you're supposed to do chest compressions and i was gonna say i'm excited that they put the board behind them because that board actually makes the chest compressions more efficacious than a soft bed anything i can do sirs yeah keep him out of here adrenaline those are the worst chest compressions i've ever seen in my life over than even what i saw in the dimlio tiktok soap opera thing what were those chest compressions what is this keep pushing heart dude what is that what is he just like throwing the patient you have to go deep [Music] already a very throwback doctor scene here they're outfits wow this is this is before my time and i'm i'm getting up there in age wanna play a little doctor after we're finished that was an inappropriate comment i've actually been a medical student in the room with a doctor in the past who was a little bit like this people actually filed complaints at that doctor ended up getting a lot of trouble you know i think it was doctors who are older from a different time where that kind of language was acceptable those things went unchecked now more and more people are speaking up and i've even been one to speak up and pull doctors aside and say you can't do this or you shouldn't do this and actually i've had really beneficial conversations from that so if you see that happening definitely speak up both for yourself and for others everything under control uh yeah fine but if you don't move i'm gonna have to cut around your b-cups oh my god this show is like i mean when was this show filmed i don't want a kelly clamp lieutenant but that's what you ask well give me what i want not what i asked for give me what i want not what i asked for that is exact opposite of all medical regulations what you say has to be said back to you and you have to confirm that it is in fact what you wanted because too often you say a medication's name that has a sound alike and then all of a sudden you're poisoning the patient don't give what you thought the person should give day of bed rest interesting he checked out the patient for a millisecond checked the pulse and said another day of bed rest extended bed rest is not useful in many conditions the more you can get a patient to mobilize with assist with a physical therapist on their own you're decreasing the rate of complications the way that we've combated in this in the hospitals in patients who can't get up and mobilize is by putting either scds which are sequential compression devices that essentially act as airbags and compress your calves to help move that blood along and preventing it from pooling in your legs or giving a patient anti-clotting medication you decrease their rates of having a clot but at the same time you increase their risk of bleeding oh yes it's come coming along splendidly how about asking the patient how they feel the patient is not the chart what have you got against writing intelligibly if i could have done that i'd have become a lawyer doctors have terrible handwriting thank god for electronic medical here did i just say thank god for i take it back i take it back i don't want more notes just got this kid out of shock he's got multiple lacerations you stick him in the clink he's liable to kick off what is he doing massaging his neck with multiple lacerations what what even is this my guy what are you doing look if i hand out a b neg to somebody from the other side and then one of our kids needs it well uh general hammond will personally give me a talected me without a local what's a talectomy cutting out a tail this this is the entire mashed personnel here in their blood type i think it goes without saying that no one just can sleep through a blood transfusion based on the principle of patient autonomy you should not transfuse and steal blood as if it's gas from an abandoned automobile this is medical assault we think you might have hepatitis frank what are you talking about we took a pint of blood out of you last night just just think about how many things are wrong with this they stuck a needle inside of him they drained him of blood they also tested him for medical diseases against his will and now we're saying it openly in front of other people what is happening here where are the rules where are the regulations court martial now help me tell me to clear his throat it isn't working well maybe there's something stuck down there father his tongue is swooned it's blocking the passage what if he's bleeding internally like uh i would need to figure out other things remember when you do trauma you do the airway breathing circulation you want to make sure the airway is clear there's no object in there you want to make sure the patient can breathe meaning that they can stimulate a breath and then you look for circulation to see if they're bleeding out if they're pulseless et cetera et cetera he's not breathing he's not breathing at all radar call the base get one of the doctors first you should check for a pulse that there's no pulse you should start task oppression but let's see is he getting any air at all no sir not much hardly any at all tracheotomy father radar listen carefully you only have a couple of minutes one of you is going to have to cut a small hole in the man's throat to let air in this is never really gonna happen because forget the part that he's asking them to cut into a man's throat without any knowledge of the anatomy of the throat he didn't ask so many other important questions what if this person has such a bad wound that they have a pneumothorax a collapsed lung what if this person has been shot in the heart and is bleeding out you're gonna make this person go through the pain and torture of getting their throat cut with no anesthesia while they're bleeding out internally and gonna die anyway you need to ask follow-up questions and the simplest one would have been does this person have a pulse because if the person doesn't have a pulse you can cut all the holes you want in the neck it's not going to help you first you need something to cut with a sharp knife oh jeez there's nothing in here but these funny little scissors they gave us in kindergarten i've got my tom mix pocket knife tommy's bucket knife okay fine that's fine look you need a small tube when you make a straw you're gonna put the tube in and the man will breathe through that a part of a syringe will do if there's one in the kit you could use the top of a fountain pen just snip off one end is a pencil okay no it has to be something hollow think wait wait my bottle of eye drops eye drops the dropper is plastic i'll just pull the cap on okay that's kind of small but that'll do now look bother i would cut the tip off here there you go now take the knife and make an incision a vertical incision through the skin about two inches long the reason you want to do it vertically is because there are arteries that run in this area in fact the neck is one of the most dangerous places to operate because of all the vital structures that are there you're thinking about nerves you're thinking about blood vessels muscles glands when you take out uh the thyroid sometimes the parathyroid glands get taken out incidentally as well because they're so small and as a result the patient has a dysregulation of their calcium metabolism oh echo he did it he did it watching him go like this is it's too big it's too big unnecessary should be the size of the dropper you better get him into r fast he's not gonna make it though r i think he's got a lacerated aorta if you have a lacerated aorta in a battlefield i can't imagine that you have any chance of survival because the aorta is the blood vessel that comes directly off of the left ventricle of the heart that starts supplying the rest of the body with oxygenated fresh blood and in this case if you have a ruptured aorta tornado or what have you you can't supply the body with fresh blood therefore organs start dying as soon as i get my hand in there i'm going to compress the aorta against the spinal column and try to stop the bleeding but i think i got it this might as well be a comic because he just has magical healing powers ah aorta stop bleeding we cut off the blood to the spinal cord for more than 20 minutes he stands a good chance of winding up paralyzed he's cutting off the circulation to his entire body if he's cutting off circulation to the aorta the iceman cometh put it behind me let's move this table forward get it right up against my legs right behind my legs that's all the ice you got you know there is some truth to uh hypothermia treatments for patients who are going through uh cardiac arrest specifically because it decreased the metabolic demand of the cells of the body so thereby could potentially decrease the damage that's done when you're having ischemia to that part of the body meaning not enough oxygen just here this patient's so long gone because of how long he's been without circulation how much blood has been lost his blood pressure hasn't been checked once it's just completely unbelievable he doesn't even look like he's breathing and if he's not breathing and no one's pumping air into him he's going through brain death cardiac death kidney death every orchid how are you doing hawk freezing my phalanges i brought the arterial grass doctor let me see them no these are too small if too much of the aorta's gone we're gonna be in big trouble well this one's pretty big no no that's that's no bigger than the piece of spaghettini we need rigatoni spoken like a true meatball surgeon too much of the aorta's gone but he's holding it together with his hand did you do the tracheotomy colonel yeah but it won't help his head injury is much too severe pupils are fixed and dilated blood pressure's up pulse is coming down he's not gonna make it i'm afraid not i'd like to stay with this boy what for there's nothing you can do hawkeye's got a kid in o.r who may be missing part of his aorta you want to take a graft from him right i don't know what the rules with that are i mean i know civilians like myself you would have to do an organ transplant list or perhaps on your license say that you're an organ donor i don't know what happens with taking a graft from another person i've never heard that i need a cardiothoracic surgeon to weigh in on this father will you tell hawkeye i may have an aorta for him in five or ten minutes i really don't think you can surgically take an aor from one patient to another and while it's been under non-sterile conditions have a person survive it just no i remember when i was a resident i worked on my surgery rotation as a family medicine doctor there was one time where the organ transplant team would come in and i would have to pronounce the patient uh dead and i have to call the time of death i was in charge even though i was a young resident because the organ transplant team was not from our hospital so i was staying there listening for the patient's heart sounds checking their pupils making sure that the last breath was completely done and there was a moment where i was gonna say oh the patient has passed and then boom the pulse had to come back it was a very difficult moment for me because i didn't know what the right time was to officially make the call of death luckily the surgeons were teaching me at the time so they were giving me some guidance but i will say the pressure was on okay i got it great put on some gloves margaret rinse the graft and pepper right okay let's sew no one checked this poor man's vitals in like 10 minutes and they're just like cutting off his circulation no bypass no nothing hack it put pressure on it suction this pressure's going down after that's the blood in faster put the clamp back on i don't want to stop the circulation again can you sew it while it's bleeding no way you don't have a visual field when it's bleeding like that especially when it's pressurized coming from the left ventricle each heartbeat it's pumping like crazy amount of blood oh okay okay got it okay nifty knitting i'm skeptical but this isn't working out still a few small leaks yeah i don't think it's anything anything serious uh no he's just leaking from his aorta the main artery in his body been without blood for 20 minutes you know not breathing they occasionally give him some oxygen bacteria inside his chest cavity flowing throughout his entire body this is not real folks not real congratulations partner doctors he's coming around wow george not real can you hear me hello george uncover his feet got him george wiggle your toes hey come on we don't do that speech we do do a technique that kind of looks mean it's called a sternal rub where you rub really hard the breastbone that's uncomfortable i think they're more happy about the fact that they did it rather than this person's actually alive another hilarious sitcom that i review medical scenes of click here seinfeld and as always stay happy and [Music] healthy you

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