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- [Producer] Never have
I ever pulled anything particularly strange
from a patient's body. - Um--
(suspenseful music) (laughs) - Dr. Jones? This is how the game is gonna work. If we ever did whatever the
Never Have I Ever states, we're gonna raise our hands, and we're gonna have to donate 100 bucks to the CDC Foundation. By the way, we've already
raised over $50,000 for them on the 100 Doctors video, if you haven't seen that, link below. We're playing here with
a very special guest, Mama Doctor Jones. You asked me to collab with her probably like a thousand times, and we've been trying to make it happen, and it only took a COVID-19
pandemic to make it happen. - I'm Mama Doctor Jones, I'm
an OB-GYN, and mom to four, and I have a YouTube channel, and you can find me on pretty much every social media platform
under the same name. - Are you ready? - I'm not really sure, but let's do it. - [Producer] Never have I ever gagged or been visibly grossed
out in front of a patient. (both laugh)
(bell dings) - All right, you go first. - I, as a resident, the first
time I took care of someone who had a really bad
post-partum infection, it is just a smell, and I
don't know if I wanna put that on the internet or not but-- - I have a thing with seeing patients gag. So when I would insert an NG tube, it would coil in the mouth
and the patient would gag, I would gag myself. - [Producer] Never have I ever
been attracted to a patient. (buzzer buzzes) - Nope.
- Uh-hmm. I don't think any of us, hopefully, any of us are ever walking into a room with that ever even crossing our mind. - What I will say, though, I have patients that occasionally, maybe if they recognize
me from social media, they'll make inappropriate jokes, and I have to always bring
them back to the encounter, like I appreciate the humor,
I appreciate the compliment, and I'm not gonna lie, I've gotten good at redirecting
the conversation back 'cause it's been happening
more and more often as the YouTube channel grows. - [Producer] Never have
I ever pulled anything particularly strange
from a patient's body. (laughs) - Dr. Jones? - Of course I have. (Mike laughs) - Dr. Jones is a gynecologist.
- I'm a gynecologist. Even if we ignore the strangeness that is pulling people
from people's bodies, the things that come along
with gynecology are endless. Anything you can imagine
has probably happened. - I frequently, frequently
pull out pieces of cotton, and sometimes even insect
out of people's ears. - Oh, hmm. - [Producer] Never have I ever had a movie or TV show I enjoyed get ruined because it featured something
medically inaccurate. - All the time, all the time. Isn't the whole premise
of our reaction videos? Making sure that we ruin
it for everyone else, too. - I mean, how do you not
watch someone take out a bomb out of someone's stomach in
an open forest with no tools and say, oh, &amp;quot;I'm comfortable doing this, &amp;quot;I've done this before,&amp;quot; when they're like a first year resident, it just doesn't happen. - [Producer] Never have I ever doubted I would make it as a doctor. - Definitely have done that. I specifically remember standing in the anatomy lab during
my first lab practical, my first semester of medical school and looking around the room at everybody writing their answers down, and thinking somebody left my
application stuck to the back of the person in front of
me, how did I get here? These people are so smart,
I am never going to make it. - It's that impostor syndrome, right? That you feel like, wow, how am I here? And I feel like we all go through with it at some point in our medical training. So I was in a seven-year medical program where I did a bachelor's in science and my DO degree all in one, and in order to keep in that program through the first three
years of undergrad, you have to maintain above a 3.5 GPA, and I remember each time I
would get my grades back, I would be just crossing my fingers like, is this the report card that I'm gonna get where I'm gonna kicked out of the program? And every time, it was like 3.57, 3.68, and you would just be
cheering with your family that like, yes, you're still in. - [Producer] Never have
I ever fired a patient. - I've fired patients. - I don't think I've ever fired a patient. - My mom passed when I
was in medial school, and it's a story that I tell on my YouTube channel sometimes, and when a patient came
in started bringing up the fact the fact that she's communicating with my mother in the afterlife, that she's sending warm wishes. And it was polite, but at the same time, I felt like it was crossing a line that I didn't feel comfortable with. - [Producer] Never have
I ever had a patient name their child after me. - Oh, I wish. - I know, that would be, I could just quit obstetrics
but it hasn't happened yet. - How many babies have you
delivered, do you keep track? - I don't keep track specifically but I would guess that it's
in the thousands by now? I was just telling a patient
in her delivery last week, it never stops being cool to be in a room and then suddenly there's
another person, like, it just never stops being amazing to me. - [Producer] Never have
I ever ruined a date by sharing a gross medical story. (both laugh) - I only have to say no
because I've been married since before I was in medical school but I've ruined a lot
of my husband's dinners. (Mike laughing) - Have I talked about
gross things on dates where they ended badly? I don't think so. I think that I try and keep it appropriate as much as I can on dates. - [Producer] Never have I ever been asked uncomfortable health questions
by a stranger at a party. - All the time.
- All day, all day. - You could tell me literally anything as a patient sitting across
from me in the office and it will never faze me, but at a party, even just a mention of your
discharge or your problem, or a partner who had a symptom, that's just not the right time or place, I just wanted to drink my glass of wine and not think about that. - [Producer] Never have I ever
forgotten a patient's name or called them by the incorrect name during a patient encounter. - All the time.
- I've forgotten names. - I'm so bad at names. - Have you ever called
someone the wrong name? That's tough. - I have a really big fear of doing that. It actually, like my heart is beating fast thinking about it, I have severe anxiety
about misnaming people, so I will often not use
names if I'm not 100% certain that that's correct name,
and I'm really bad at it, but what I do really often is
accidentally call the baby he or she because I can't remember from one room to the
next what their baby was. I will say like, oh,
you know, is he kicking, and mom's like, um, it's a girl. Sorry, everybody gets
to be a he right now. - I think when I'm balancing in and out of rooms really quickly
during urgent care, and sometimes I'm just like you, I don't wanna get the name wrong, so I'm like, how are you doing? Or can you help missus
here with her issue. - [Producer] Never have I ever made use of a storeroom like they
do in Grey's Anatomy. - Oh, no.
- No. - The medical scene is
nothing like Grey's Anatomy. It is so boring and sterile
and honest and friendly. - I do have a story to go
with that, that's not that but as a medical student, we
were trying to get pregnant, and we had gone through
some infertility treatments, and I was on my surgery rotation and it was in the middle of the night, there was nothing going
on and I was required to stay in the hospital just
in case something was going on, and I got a positive on my
ovulation prediction kit, and I went and texted the resident, &amp;quot;Hi, my husband locked his keys in the car &amp;quot;and I have to go and
make sure that he can get &amp;quot;into the house to get back into the car.&amp;quot; I made up a story to leave. - So you snuck out. - I lied my way out for a
positive ovulation test. - [Producer] Never have I
ever directly contradicted the advice I give my patients. - All the time. - All the time. Doctors are the worst patients. - I can't take my asthma
medicine regularly, definitely don't exercise enough, I forget my birth control
pill occasionally. We're all humans. - I wanna sleep seven
to nine hours a night 'cause I tell patients
how important it is. Tomorrow, I have to wake up
at four, 4:30 a.m. to do CNN. How am I gonna go to sleep
and get seven to nine hours? - [Producer] Never have I ever worked with a super genius teenage
doctor like Dr. Doogie Howser. - I mean, I've worked with
brilliant medical students that I knew were 100
times smarter than me. - Like every medical student right now. - Yeah.
- But not a teenager. Did you see the story a while back of the kid who had pretended
to be a physician for an extended period of time?
- Yes! - He dressed up and went to a hospital or a clinic and saw patients. - How does that happen? - I don't know. And how does nobody that
works at the hospital go like, I've never seen that person before, and also, he looks to be about 16. - [Producer] Never have
I ever come to the rescue in public when someone asks
is anyone here a doctor. - No, but I've seen your story about being on the plane with the anaphylaxis. And here's the thing, I don't ever want that to happen to me because I don't treat those
things most of the time. I feel comfortable doing it if it happens but it's not something I want. However, if someone's gonna accidentally have a baby on a plane, I am set and I would be
more than happy to do that because if your baby's
coming out on a plane, it's probably gonna be a
very easy, quick delivery, and then I get to say I
delivered a baby on a plane. - Dr. Jones, this is so funny because I'm really late
to always answering people 'cause I'm trying juggle 5,000 things, and I've seen messages from
you and a lot of your fans, by the way which you
have many of, always say, collab with Mama Doctor Jones, collab with Mama Doctor Jones, and I'm like, I want to, I want to, I promise it's happening. And it took a worldwide pandemic of COVID-19 to get us together to talk about never have I
ever experiences in medicine. - Well, I'm so appreciative because since day one of me posting, people have filled my comments with that, and now maybe they'll comment on my videos and say something else. Someday when we can do
something other than Skype, we'll have real in-person collab. - Highly recommend you check
out my 100 Doctors video, I literally interviewed 100 doctors, or if want a really good laugh, check out my meme playlist
while you stay happy. ♪ And healthy ♪

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